April 28, 2024

Serious Topics, Silly Tangents, and Snack Debates

Serious Topics, Silly Tangents, and Snack Debates
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Season 1

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Ever pondered over the elusive nature of time or grappled with the urge to trade in your nine-to-five for a wad of cash? That's exactly where Tom and I start our latest auditory journey, tearing apart the intricacies of daylight saving time and the seductive dance between time and money. We don't stop there, though – our chatter takes a wild detour through identity, the chaos of the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone, and the truth-seeking escapades surrounding the January 6th Capitol riot. It's a blend of wit and wisdom that'll have you questioning the very fabric of society, and yes, chuckling along the way.

Nostalgia buffs and comedy aficionados, unite! Our trip down memory lane with "The Little Rascals" might tickle that sentimental bone before we dive into the thorny bramble of global politics. Missing the State of the Union is just the beginning, as we grapple with the human stories beyond the headlines of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, all while juggling impressions of Forrest Gump. This segment is a reminder that laughter and serious reflection can share the same space, often within the span of a single breath.

And for those of you with a hankering for a gastronomic giggle, we've got you covered. Join us as we sink our teeth into the unexpectedly heated topic of beef stick variety packs, debating the finer points of jerky marketing and the deep existential questions they inadvertently pose. Our banter is seasoned with philosophy, personal anecdotes, and a celebration of the quirks that make our friendship – and this podcast – something you won't want to miss. So tune in, laugh, think, and maybe even find yourself hankering for some exotic meat snacks.

Chapters

00:22 - Time, Money, and Random Topics

06:54 - Discussion on Little Rascals and Politics

12:34 - Beef Stick Flavor Debate

25:50 - Random Banter and Misunderstandings

37:10 - Rambling Nonsense and Silly Conversations

Transcript
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Welcome to the MT Podcast, with your host, Mike, and Tom.

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Tom What the hell's going on?

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Oh, not a lot.

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It's been a week.

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It's been a week.

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It's been a shitty week.

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It's been a long week, it seems.

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It does seem long.

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It did seem long, especially the end of the week.

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I don't know what the hell happened here.

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It was taking a little longer for breaks to come.

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Yeah, exactly.

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And you know what sucks Putting the clocks ahead this week?

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Yeah, we're going to lose another hour.

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That's fucking great.

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So you know what I did.

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What'd you do?

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I went ahead and lost my hour.

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So it's already done.

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How'd you lose it?

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Like I do everything else.

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Will you be able to find it again?

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Maybe next year.

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So I do everything else.

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Will you be able to find it again?

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Maybe next year.

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So you hit it.

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Well, yes, it's gone.

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You mean, not till November?

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Well, I've already been preparing myself.

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So, like right now.

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Yeah, it's not really two o'clock, it's Three, three, it's not even three yet.

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Okay, quarter of, quarter of.

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Yeah, wouldn't that be 25 minutes?

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A quarter is 25 cents.

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You're going by a quarter of an hour.

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An hour is 60 minutes, correct?

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Maybe, if it's half, you get 30 minutes, correct, yeah, but half a dollar is 50 cents.

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A quarter of that is 15 minutes.

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See, time and money.

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No, no, you're making it complicated.

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Time and money doesn't even go together.

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Who said anything about time and money?

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Well, if I'm going to have time, I want money.

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Well, who's paying you the money?

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No, no, it's money I should just have.

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All right, where are you getting the money?

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Someone's going to give it to me.

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For what do you mean?

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For For what?

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Someone's just going to.

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Hey, tom, here's some money.

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Yeah, who the hell's going to do that?

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The government?

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They do it all the time.

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Now I was thinking what if we go to Mexico?

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Just get rid of all our identification, come back?

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They'll give us shit.

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Yeah, just don't speak English when the tide is what.

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The problem is what?

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Sanctuary cities?

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I don't want to go there, me neither.

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They're closing them down.

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They got some weird people there.

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Yeah, I would rather go to Center Seattle where people have control what?

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Yeah, I want to go to Center Seattle where people have control, what?

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Yeah, I want to go to Center Seattle where I can just control city blocks and nobody have a problem with that.

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Want to have Chad?

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Yeah, no one had a problem with that.

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Was it Chad or Chazz?

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What the hell was it, I don't know?

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Some foolish bullshit.

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It's kind of like it's very peaceful here.

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People getting killed that's great.

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Yes, yes, drug out on stretchers.

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They didn't align with our beliefs.

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Well, here's the thing Our beliefs are stupid.

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Back in that time it was crazy.

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But what got me the summer of love?

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Yes, that was the summer Summer of love.

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Yeah, loved everybody.

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But what got me?

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They treated these people like it was cops fault.

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Oh, exactly, and none of them had anything to do with it, because none of them were allowed in.

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Law enforcement was not allowed in.

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So I mean and that brings us to January 6th, my birthday, by the way but I wasn't there.

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No, but I should have been, because that's my building, just like it's your building.

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It's everybody's building.

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So my question how it was an inside job?

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How can we get told that we're breaking into a place that's already ours?

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We, the people, own that building.

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Did anybody really break in?

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No, or was the things we were seeing all for effect, where actually cops are opening the doors and letting people walk right in?

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Why do you think the guy with the big horns and stuff, was the one plastered all over television.

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Yeah, and guess what?

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He's not in jail anymore either.

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No, because, why?

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Because they show him giving them a tour of the damn hallways.

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That's what they would, yeah, where they let him in.

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I've never had an escort through somewhere that was like a private escort man.

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Through somewhere where I have broken into, right, oh sir.

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Through somewhere where I have broken into, right, oh sir.

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Yeah, you know, when people break in my house, I'm very accommodating.

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Yeah, I wanted to see what I'd done with the space.

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See, I'd show you the bedroom, but the wife's sleeping right now, so that's off limits.

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We're not going to go in there.

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But anyways, you get the you know typical master bedroom.

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You know what?

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But anyways, you get the you know typical master bedroom.

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You know what moisture?

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Use your imagination.

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Moisture, no, no, See, that brings back let's.

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Did I say moist?

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No, but so I didn't say moist.

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But here's the thing.

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Am I saying moist now?

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Yes, all right.

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And here is the problem.

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The context of the story, yes, brought after the context of the story brought afterthought when you said moisture, right, what we were talking about.

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Panties on the wall, that don't bother me at all.

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Yeah, it does me.

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There's terrible, terrible things involved in that story, so I'm going to have to be in the way.

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Oh, there's panties on the wall.

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That don't bother me at all, it does me, tom, that sounds like a private, personal issue.

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It was, and that's why we're not talking about that now, because nothing on here is private.

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I've never said anything about panties on the wall, ever, ever, ever, and I won't again.

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But I never did and I won't again.

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All I'm saying is, sometimes things are moist.

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No, no, no.

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So we're going to close this part of this podcast and open up to other things.

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So, did you watch Andy Griffith the other day?

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No, I haven't watched Andy Griffith in a long time.

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Okay, so now we got things to talk about.

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Was there a moist scene?

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No, there was not.

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And he cried no, well, she cries all the time.

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Yeah, she's a crier.

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Oh, I don't hear a woman talking like that Aunt B does.

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Why does Froggy talk the way he talked?

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Remember the little rascals?

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Yeah, I do remember Froggy.

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Yeah, yeah, like he had a frog in his throat.

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That's not how we really talk.

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It was scripted.

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Oh, so he can just disguise his voice that way.

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Yeah, for an hour?

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Sure, no, I can't People do shit for an hour.

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All the time it would itch and I would have to cough.

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How do you know that was his real voice?

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It was Tom.

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That's why they called him Froggy On the show.

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Well, could have been in real life.

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Did you know him in real life?

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No, did you?

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I did?

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Like you think somebody was walking around with the name Alfalfa?

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Sure, he looked like he had an alfalfa patch behind his damn head.

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Yeah, and why else would the chicken want to peck it out?

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Because it was alfalfa.

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What was this fat little friend's name?

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Spanky?

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Okay, I think someone's going to call somebody that.

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Sure, hey, spanky McFarlane, yeah, Spanky, come on, spanky McFarlane, yeah, that sounds stupid.

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Don't you remember In Tommy Boy, that guy in the little coat?

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Yeah, who was your favorite little rascal Spanky?

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That's why they called him Spanky, why?

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Why, do tell?

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Because he was spanking me.

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Let me guess.

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I just gave you the answer, so don't guess you did.

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Yeah, why would you do that?

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Well, because you were right when I gave you the answer.

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See, you're not paying attention.

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I'm trying to give you the answers.

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Last I heard somebody was spanking something.

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Yeah, spanky, spanky was spanky.

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Yeah, that like philip phillips, a little american idol winner.

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Oh well, yeah, a little.

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What's your name, philip phillips?

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Yeah, excellent.

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What's your name?

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Phillip Phillips?

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Yeah, excellent.

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What's my name?

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Mike Mike, mike Mike's.

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Mike Michael's, that would work.

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I'm not related to Brett.

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That would work, though.

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Brett Michael's, oh, mike Michael's.

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Yeah, rau Rousey wouldn't work at all.

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That wouldn't that.

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All that wouldn't.

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That sounds fucking stupid.

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Exactly, see, can't do that with everybody.

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It's not like the name game.

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Oh, tom, tom, bobom, Banana, banana, bobom.

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There you go, you just did it.

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Well, that's in a different way.

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It's different when you do it that way.

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That's called the name game.

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You can do any name that way, but the way they do it, it's stupid, not really.

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It's kind of fun.

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Okay, think about it.

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I already have, and it was stupid.

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Would you come up?

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See, it was dumb.

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Oh, but if it was your idea, which it wasn't Things are still happening.

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Things are still happening.

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What's going on here?

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I don't know.

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I see the other things popping up.

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We don't like things popping up, especially the studio.

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We don't want things popping up, not in here.

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No, popping up.

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There's a problem.

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Why does it seem like it flatlined?

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Talk, hello, hello.

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What's going on, I don't know.

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Oh, there it goes.

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Okay, now we're back on air.

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We might have been there all the time.

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I think we're still here.

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It's just weird.

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I don't know what the hell's going on.

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It was just weird looking.

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So, anyways, did you watch the State of the Union address?

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I did not.

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I did not.

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I fell asleep, came on too late, I made fun of him going to fall asleep and I fell asleep.

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Yeah, well, here's the bad thing about it.

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He yelled at everybody, though I heard Well, do you think that was all planned?

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Was think that was all planned?

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Was it scripted?

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I think they jacked that son of a bitch up with something.

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Man, I think it was high as a freaking kite for a freaking hour.

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Well, here's the thing I think they planned it that most people went to bed before it ever came on.

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Oh, you're talking about the freaking Palestinian people protesting, which is sort of funny to me.

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Okay, I want to support someone who wants to kill me, exactly Because Palestinians are very, very, very crude against homosexuality.

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Here's the thing they don't want peace.

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They want to wipe out Israel.

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They want to wipe out the Jews, they want to wipe out everyone that don't believe what they do, and then they'll say, okay, we're better now, we're not stupid.

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You let Hamas in to control you, but our country is terrible.

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I have no sympathy, I'm sorry.

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Do I want to see people die?

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Neither I have no sympathy, I'm sorry.

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Do I want to see people die?

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Neither?

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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None of us do, but, unfortunately, when you're stupid but don't bullshit me with this crap to the river, to the sea, yeah, yeah, from sea to signing sea.

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That's all I'm going to say about that.

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That's all I got to say about that.

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Ladies and gentlemen, forrest Gump is here.

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I'm Forrest Forrest Gump.

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People call me Forrest Gump.

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I have to go to the loo.

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I don't know her.

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Okay, I feel better now.

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Tom, do you?

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Where's the static coming from?

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I believe it might be right here.

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That sounds like it was it.

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Yeah, that might have been it.

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We won't screw with that anymore.

00:12:44.626 --> 00:12:45.559
Yeah, that's one sounds like it was it.

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Yeah, that might have been it.

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We won't screw with that anymore.

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Yeah, that's one of them.

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Don't screw with me.

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Kind of deals that was off putting.

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You should be off putting.

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Yeah, because, yeah, that I don't even need any more pudding.

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I don't need a lot of pudding.

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Anywho, you know what really grinds my gears?

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Denver, get rid of Russell Wilson.

00:13:05.214 --> 00:13:07.187
No, that didn't grind my gears at all.

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Oh, okay, that greased them.

00:13:08.491 --> 00:13:10.659
Okay, what grinds your gears?

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People that say they laugh.

00:13:15.071 --> 00:13:18.063
No, oh, people who say what you just said.

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Any who, any, who, any, who, any, who?

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That could mean any, who, any, who, any of them.

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Whoville?

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Hey, cindy Lou, who I like?

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Cindy Lou, she was a cute little girl.

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Yeah, now she's skinny and needs to eat a sandwich in front of the rock band.

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She does, she does.

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They're pretty reckless.

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Yeah, they are pretty reckless.

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Anyway, they're a good band.

00:13:43.408 --> 00:13:46.417
Yeah, yeah, they are pretty reckless.

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Anyway, they're a good band.

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Yeah, I'm not a fan of recklessness.

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You know, I like to live my life very straight line.

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Look where you work.

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Yes, it's pretty reckless.

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No, no, no, not reckless at all.

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No, no, no, a little bit.

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Well, trying to get there.

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How about being there?

00:14:04.322 --> 00:14:11.811
Well, when you go from your car to the front door, it's a crapshoot, whether you're going to make it or not.

00:14:11.811 --> 00:14:14.332
People come flying in there at the end of the day.

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Yeah, we do have some NASCAR drivers coming to work.

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Harley come flying in there about to hit me, get out of the way.

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I'm late, backs up and almost hits me, I'll hit you.

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I know you can't wait two seconds.

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Nope, get out of your car.

00:14:30.822 --> 00:14:31.945
Damn birthday cake.

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What was the other one?

00:14:33.106 --> 00:14:36.013
Butter knife?

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Which one was that?

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Not the sharpest knife in the drawer?

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Yeah, she's funny.

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She, however, helped me out this week.

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She did, yes.

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She gave me an Amazon website where I could order my own beef sticks.

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I was so excited.

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Now I don't have to go through the middleman.

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I looked her right in the eye and said I don't need you anymore.

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You can get them anytime you want.

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Now, yes, yes, I can just order them right to my front door.

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Life is good, man.

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Yeah, life is good.

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These are awesome.

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We'll see they are.

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They're very good.

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You already ordered them.

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No, oh, I already ate them.

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You act like you ordered them.

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No, no, no, I act like I'm going to.

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Why would you act that way?

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Because remember the very last one I had I left in my coat pocket.

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Did it melt?

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No, oh, no, it didn't melt.

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Even worse.

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So I'm getting ready to come over here, right, and I tell my wife.

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I said ooh, look what I found.

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I can order these online for $1.50 a piece, and I showed it to her and that's where it stayed with her.

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What stayed with her?

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She got my last one, tammy.

00:16:00.951 --> 00:16:02.236
Yes, why would you do that?

00:16:02.236 --> 00:16:03.058
Some other woman?

00:16:03.058 --> 00:16:07.047
Oh yeah, not your, tammy, right, some other woman.

00:16:07.047 --> 00:16:10.960
Anytime we mention the name Tammy, it's some other woman.

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What happens when we discuss you and your wife?

00:16:15.240 --> 00:16:16.614
What name will we use then?

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What would we use?

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Bonnie and Clyde?

00:16:19.455 --> 00:16:29.840
You're Bonnie, she's Clyde Only in the relationship, okay, but in real life, no, I'm Clyde and she's Bonnie.

00:16:31.850 --> 00:16:34.135
Hey, why don't you and I just go in on this?

00:16:34.135 --> 00:16:36.100
What's that?

00:16:36.100 --> 00:16:37.863
Sticky sticks?

00:16:37.863 --> 00:16:40.898
Old Wisconsin beef snack sticks.

00:16:40.898 --> 00:16:42.716
Oh, how much is that?

00:16:42.716 --> 00:16:46.236
15 bucks, man, for the whole jar, the whole thing.

00:16:46.236 --> 00:16:50.831
Wow, how many, how many do I get in?

00:16:50.831 --> 00:16:51.633
This damn thing's something odd.

00:16:51.633 --> 00:16:55.120
What's odd, tom, when you're ordering those beef sticks?

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Right, they have variety packs that you can buy where you can test 12 different flavors in a variety pack, like this sampler pack.

00:17:08.354 --> 00:17:10.117
Yeah, but why would you do that?

00:17:10.157 --> 00:17:13.882
When you have 16 flavors, why would you leave two of them out?

00:17:13.882 --> 00:17:14.849
I don't know.

00:17:14.849 --> 00:17:18.780
I've been looking at this Righteous Felon jerky meat.

00:17:18.780 --> 00:17:20.655
I like my meat jerky.

00:17:20.655 --> 00:17:21.298
Who doesn't?

00:17:21.298 --> 00:17:23.537
Who's doing the jerking, though?

00:17:24.570 --> 00:17:29.432
We have Sweet Taco OG Hickory OG.

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Hickory.

00:17:29.873 --> 00:17:35.084
Lemon Pepper Street Taco See, that's different.

00:17:35.084 --> 00:17:37.818
That's illegal in some states.

00:17:37.818 --> 00:17:41.015
Fiery Habanero yeah, that sounds good.

00:17:41.390 --> 00:17:43.257
Okay, they only have like five selections.

00:17:43.257 --> 00:17:44.240
See, that's stupid.

00:17:44.240 --> 00:17:50.179
Why would you only have five, but why would you have 16 and only have a 14 sample pack?

00:17:50.179 --> 00:17:51.482
That's stupid.

00:17:51.482 --> 00:17:55.509
Okay, that grinds your gears off A little bit, I can hear it in your voice.

00:17:55.609 --> 00:17:56.733
What about the other two?

00:17:56.733 --> 00:17:58.058
What are the two?

00:17:58.058 --> 00:18:00.557
Okay, there are 16 flavors.

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Right, in a variety pack you get 14.

00:18:03.258 --> 00:18:06.436
Where are the other two?

00:18:06.436 --> 00:18:09.858
Well, maybe you can pick those other two.

00:18:09.858 --> 00:18:11.374
You might not like the other ones.

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Switch them.

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Why do you need them all?

00:18:14.201 --> 00:18:17.693
You might not like them all, but how would you know?

00:18:17.693 --> 00:18:28.179
You know, yeah, I know that I don't like the old number nine because I don't know what the hell it is.

00:18:28.179 --> 00:18:31.479
What does that taste like?

00:18:31.479 --> 00:18:33.317
Like a railroad tie?

00:18:33.317 --> 00:18:37.056
What the hell?

00:18:37.056 --> 00:18:39.615
Come on the old number nine.

00:18:39.615 --> 00:18:41.280
What is that?

00:18:41.280 --> 00:18:42.674
Use your imagination.

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Black licorice, okay, but it's better than a railroad tie?

00:18:45.171 --> 00:18:45.790
No, nothing is no, no, no.

00:18:45.790 --> 00:18:48.053
A railroad tie is actually better than a railroad tie.

00:18:48.053 --> 00:18:52.135
No, nothing is no, no, no, a railroad tie is actually better than black licorice.

00:18:52.336 --> 00:18:54.857
Do you want your beef sticks individually wrapped.

00:18:54.857 --> 00:18:58.861
Well, of course, who wants a fucking pile of beef sticks?

00:18:58.861 --> 00:19:06.287
If I had a package and they were all not wrapped and I just put the package itself, you would take it.

00:19:06.287 --> 00:19:06.948
That's nasty.

00:19:06.948 --> 00:19:09.589
You would fucking eat it, tom, who the fuck eats it?

00:19:09.589 --> 00:19:11.336
Well, you'd have to eat it all at once.

00:19:13.451 --> 00:19:18.300
We have barbecue bacon, barbecue bacon, pineapple pork.

00:19:18.300 --> 00:19:19.644
See, that's stupid.

00:19:19.644 --> 00:19:23.199
Why would you even have those two together?

00:19:23.199 --> 00:19:26.676
That's like gasoline in matches.

00:19:26.817 --> 00:19:27.700
How about original?

00:19:27.700 --> 00:19:29.554
Yeah, original would be all right.

00:19:29.554 --> 00:19:30.656
What was their original?

00:19:30.656 --> 00:19:32.602
I don't even know.

00:19:32.602 --> 00:19:34.477
Yeah, see, original what?

00:19:34.477 --> 00:19:36.897
We don't even know what their original was.

00:19:36.897 --> 00:19:41.319
See, that's awful bold of them to say this is our original.

00:19:41.529 --> 00:19:42.515
Well, what the hell was it?

00:19:42.515 --> 00:19:44.017
Okay, we have original.

00:19:44.017 --> 00:19:46.679
We have tasty teriyaki.

00:19:46.679 --> 00:19:48.490
See, all teriyaki.

00:19:48.490 --> 00:19:49.240
That would probably be good.

00:19:49.240 --> 00:19:51.194
All teriyaki is tasty.

00:19:51.194 --> 00:19:53.076
Sweet smokehouse barbecue.

00:19:53.076 --> 00:19:58.413
Okay, make up your damn mind, is it sweet Sea salt and cracked pepper?

00:19:58.413 --> 00:20:00.473
That has intrigued me.

00:20:00.473 --> 00:20:02.904
Okay, this one intrigues me.

00:20:02.904 --> 00:20:07.336
Ultimate garlic and herb yeah, see, that's like chicken.

00:20:07.336 --> 00:20:11.121
Barbecue flavored pineapple pork.

00:20:11.121 --> 00:20:12.627
See, that's like chicken Barbecue-flavored pineapple pork.

00:20:12.627 --> 00:20:13.049
See, that's stupid.

00:20:13.049 --> 00:20:14.957
That is so damn dumb.

00:20:14.957 --> 00:20:24.443
I don't understand why anybody would dig a hole to put pork in it and cook it just to throw a fucking pineapple on it.

00:20:24.443 --> 00:20:25.654
Why would you do that?

00:20:25.654 --> 00:20:27.989
That is dumb People, like the sweetness of the pineapple.

00:20:27.989 --> 00:20:31.876
You're not in Hawaii, you're in a cattle pasture.

00:20:32.170 --> 00:20:34.117
How about zesty jalapeno?

00:20:34.117 --> 00:20:37.915
It's got a little bite to it.

00:20:37.915 --> 00:20:39.273
Well, jalapenos are zesty.

00:20:39.273 --> 00:20:41.119
How about hickory smoked bacon?

00:20:41.119 --> 00:20:45.256
See, now, I have that in my freezer right now and it's pretty damn good.

00:20:45.256 --> 00:20:47.032
Do you have a hickory smoked bacon?

00:20:47.032 --> 00:20:48.737
I do have hickory smoked bacon.

00:20:49.038 --> 00:20:50.221
Bought it at the banana box.

00:20:50.221 --> 00:20:56.737
Folks, three areas next to you somewhere, banana box, try them, they're good.

00:20:56.737 --> 00:20:59.855
How did we get on this?

00:20:59.855 --> 00:21:04.150
See, you could get a stack like that, like on a pallet.

00:21:04.150 --> 00:21:06.035
We're not building a fire, we're eating.

00:21:06.035 --> 00:21:11.215
Oh, never mind, that's a box to keep them in.

00:21:11.215 --> 00:21:14.357
They're long-lasting Gobstoppers.

00:21:14.357 --> 00:21:18.759
Dog chews no, see, I'm not going to eat a dog chew.

00:21:18.759 --> 00:21:22.220
This whole time you've been talking to me about dog chews.

00:21:22.220 --> 00:21:26.556
No, that was there.

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You go.

00:21:26.917 --> 00:21:32.461
The old number nine Yep, feed this into my dog because I don't know what it is.

00:21:32.461 --> 00:21:33.955
We got some good ones here.

00:21:33.955 --> 00:21:35.755
How about Buffalo Bobs?

00:21:35.755 --> 00:21:36.438
I could eat them.

00:21:36.890 --> 00:21:38.877
Turkey with beef Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:21:38.877 --> 00:21:43.039
Turkey with beef peppered stick Well, there's another one.

00:21:43.039 --> 00:21:44.041
Make up your damn mind.

00:21:44.041 --> 00:21:45.334
Buffalo stick, mild.

00:21:45.334 --> 00:21:49.480
No, why have a buffalo stick if you want it mild?

00:21:49.480 --> 00:21:51.454
Beef and ostrich stick.

00:21:51.454 --> 00:21:52.617
I've had ostrich.

00:21:52.617 --> 00:21:56.277
Venison With beef stick mild.

00:21:56.277 --> 00:21:59.358
Sounds like well, I don't want it mild, I want it mild.

00:21:59.459 --> 00:22:02.855
Alligator With beef and pork stick mild.

00:22:02.855 --> 00:22:07.284
I've had alligator Pork stick Jalapeno I could do the jalap Pork stick.

00:22:07.284 --> 00:22:11.257
Jalapeno I could do the jalapeno pork stick.

00:22:11.257 --> 00:22:14.136
Alligator stick Cajun style.

00:22:14.136 --> 00:22:16.696
Yeah, all alligators are Cajun style.

00:22:16.696 --> 00:22:20.236
That's where they come from.

00:22:20.670 --> 00:22:22.396
Kangaroo stick Outback.

00:22:22.396 --> 00:22:24.297
See, they're all outback.

00:22:24.297 --> 00:22:26.718
The kangaroos are all outback.

00:22:26.718 --> 00:22:30.280
I mean, these are not geniuses making up these damn names, are they?

00:22:30.280 --> 00:22:32.814
Venison stick.

00:22:32.814 --> 00:22:42.056
Teriyaki with beef See, wally, okay, why would you mix your venison with Maple duck with beef and chicken?

00:22:42.056 --> 00:22:46.278
Why, you guys are idiots.

00:22:47.310 --> 00:22:52.179
Elk with beef stick pepper why would you ruin elk meat with beef?

00:22:52.179 --> 00:22:55.317
Wild boar with beef stick.

00:22:55.317 --> 00:22:56.621
Barbecue flavor.

00:22:56.621 --> 00:23:01.815
Beef and buffalo sticks spicy pepper oh, that sounds decent.

00:23:01.835 --> 00:23:04.476
All right, how did we get on this?

00:23:04.476 --> 00:23:05.753
I don't know, but I was.

00:23:05.753 --> 00:23:06.979
What the hell happened?

00:23:06.979 --> 00:23:09.076
Well, I'm pretty excited.

00:23:09.076 --> 00:23:10.000
I gave my last.

00:23:10.000 --> 00:23:11.477
Well, we'll just keep going.

00:23:11.477 --> 00:23:12.804
Anyway, it's not a big deal.

00:23:12.804 --> 00:23:13.910
I don't know where we ended.

00:23:13.930 --> 00:23:16.097
That was a good discussion, though it was a little.

00:23:16.097 --> 00:23:24.016
Yeah, yeah, we were talking about the Broncos and Russell and the you know Stupid decisions.

00:23:24.016 --> 00:23:29.061
Yeah, yeah, the wanted poster of him stealing $249 million.

00:23:29.061 --> 00:23:32.286
It's the slickest getaway.

00:23:32.286 --> 00:23:35.602
Now, is that $249 minus the $34?

00:23:35.602 --> 00:23:39.594
Yeah, something like that, but it's the slickest getaway.

00:23:39.594 --> 00:23:41.098
Are they paying $280 something?

00:23:41.098 --> 00:23:45.099
Are they paying like $285 million?

00:23:45.099 --> 00:23:51.299
$249 was what his contract was, okay, so now he's got to pay back the 34.

00:23:51.299 --> 00:23:53.979
The 34 is what they're going to withhold, I guess.

00:23:54.069 --> 00:23:55.978
Well, see, that's not bad then.

00:23:55.978 --> 00:24:01.036
Not too bad, yeah, except that sucks because that goes on your books this year.

00:24:01.036 --> 00:24:04.242
Sure does, sure does, wow.

00:24:04.242 --> 00:24:14.897
And, like you made the point a little bit ago, if you're going to pay $249 million for a guy, no matter how bad he is, don't bench him.

00:24:14.897 --> 00:24:20.061
I mean, even if you've got to bench him for a game or two to get him straight, fine.

00:24:20.061 --> 00:24:21.413
But you just paid all that money.

00:24:21.413 --> 00:24:22.016
Now you're just going to.

00:24:22.096 --> 00:24:23.000
Oh, what a loss.

00:24:23.000 --> 00:24:24.884
It's like fucking baseball.

00:24:24.884 --> 00:24:30.516
It just drives you crazy, makes you want to go to soccer or something.

00:24:30.516 --> 00:24:31.499
It kind of bums me out.

00:24:31.499 --> 00:24:33.612
We had some good Eh, eh.

00:24:33.612 --> 00:24:34.335
We can keep going.

00:24:34.410 --> 00:24:35.413
I don't know how long it was.

00:24:35.413 --> 00:24:36.116
I don't either.

00:24:36.116 --> 00:24:43.794
I don't even know where we stopped, eh, but anyway, I just happened to look at the timeline and I said, hmm, that's interesting.

00:24:43.794 --> 00:24:46.057
It's not moving.

00:24:46.057 --> 00:24:48.800
Yeah, as you can tell, we're still a little new at this, guys.

00:24:48.800 --> 00:24:49.481
We're having fun, though.

00:24:49.481 --> 00:24:50.242
We're coming around.

00:24:51.064 --> 00:24:51.763
This is just.

00:24:51.763 --> 00:24:55.151
This is for fun, yep, and it's an hour or so just to take us away.

00:24:55.151 --> 00:24:57.415
We get to kick back together, have a good time.

00:24:57.415 --> 00:24:59.820
This is like the old Calgon commercial.

00:24:59.820 --> 00:25:09.829
Take us away, yeah, not the other one.

00:25:09.829 --> 00:25:10.429
Not an ancient Chinese secret, no, no, no.

00:25:10.429 --> 00:25:10.648
Ancient Chinese secret.

00:25:10.648 --> 00:25:11.250
We don't want it to be an ancient Chinese secret.

00:25:11.250 --> 00:25:12.270
We want it to take us away Because it really isn't an ancient Chinese secret anymore.

00:25:12.290 --> 00:25:20.438
Everybody knows about Calgon, right, all because of his silly wife coming out of the back room screaming it yeah, exactly.

00:25:20.438 --> 00:25:22.010
Now, everybody knows.

00:25:22.010 --> 00:25:22.874
They didn't.

00:25:22.874 --> 00:25:24.359
No one said she was smart.

00:25:24.359 --> 00:25:27.172
If she was Asian, you would expect it.

00:25:27.172 --> 00:25:28.512
Well, she said she was smart.

00:25:28.512 --> 00:25:30.315
If she was Asian, you would expect it.

00:25:30.315 --> 00:25:30.634
Well, you would.

00:25:30.634 --> 00:25:32.136
But they didn't have that stereotype back then.

00:25:32.136 --> 00:25:33.038
Was that racist?

00:25:33.038 --> 00:25:33.939
Not at all.

00:25:34.219 --> 00:25:36.260
Okay, I was just calling y'all smart.

00:25:36.260 --> 00:25:37.682
They're smart, that's true.

00:25:37.682 --> 00:25:38.903
That's just what it is.

00:25:38.903 --> 00:25:42.067
Y'all are more brilliant than we are, that's for sure.

00:25:42.067 --> 00:25:50.107
Tom, you know there's a lot of more brilliant people than us, period.

00:25:50.127 --> 00:25:50.410
Wait a minute.

00:25:50.410 --> 00:25:52.777
Who are you talking about?

00:25:52.777 --> 00:25:53.558
What about a taco?

00:25:53.558 --> 00:25:55.810
Who do you speak of?

00:25:55.810 --> 00:25:56.191
What do you mean?

00:25:56.191 --> 00:25:57.092
Who do I speak of?

00:25:57.092 --> 00:25:58.853
Who's more intelligent than us?

00:25:58.853 --> 00:25:59.673
People in general?

00:25:59.673 --> 00:26:03.162
Which general?

00:26:03.162 --> 00:26:04.721
Like General Custer?

00:26:04.721 --> 00:26:06.138
People in general?

00:26:06.138 --> 00:26:08.486
Oh, in general, like anybody, like in.

00:26:08.486 --> 00:26:10.141
Everybody's smarter than us.

00:26:11.497 --> 00:26:12.621
I don't like your tone.

00:26:12.621 --> 00:26:15.221
All right, everybody's smarter than us.

00:26:15.221 --> 00:26:16.701
That's not any better.

00:26:16.701 --> 00:26:20.781
That just sounded like you're trying to pacify me.

00:26:20.781 --> 00:26:26.541
I was no, no, everybody's not smarter, okay, I know one person that's not.

00:26:26.541 --> 00:26:27.144
You're right, tom.

00:26:27.144 --> 00:26:28.720
I know one person that's not.

00:26:28.720 --> 00:26:29.201
Okay, you're right.

00:26:29.201 --> 00:26:30.759
Yeah, I am right.

00:26:30.759 --> 00:26:34.938
If you could see his face, okay, you're right.

00:26:34.938 --> 00:26:36.122
Yeah, he wasn't.

00:26:36.122 --> 00:26:37.145
I agree with you.

00:26:37.145 --> 00:26:38.479
No, no, no, you didn't.

00:26:38.479 --> 00:26:39.623
Not in quotations.

00:26:39.623 --> 00:26:41.195
I did Not in quotations.

00:26:41.236 --> 00:26:45.202
With your eyes rolled back in your head, I totally get what you're saying.

00:26:45.202 --> 00:26:51.973
Yeah, with a crazy finger going around your ear, yeah, see, why are you going to sit here and narrate everything?

00:26:51.973 --> 00:26:53.421
I'm going to narrate it now.

00:26:53.421 --> 00:26:57.105
Why Winnie the Pooh got stuck in a hole, okay.

00:26:57.105 --> 00:27:04.365
Now there's 16 animals trying to pull him out, okay, and one inside making a shelf with his face.

00:27:04.365 --> 00:27:07.442
What the hell are you talking about?

00:27:07.442 --> 00:27:09.421
Did you not see that episode of Winnie the Pooh?

00:27:09.421 --> 00:27:10.364
No, probably not.

00:27:10.364 --> 00:27:12.801
I don't think there was such an episode.

00:27:12.801 --> 00:27:13.484
There was.

00:27:13.484 --> 00:27:14.921
I think you're tripping balls man.

00:27:14.921 --> 00:27:20.398
No, no, no, that was yesterday, always a smooth catch.

00:27:20.638 --> 00:27:24.508
Yes, I could win a boat, you could.

00:27:24.508 --> 00:27:25.599
Why don't you scan it and find out?

00:27:25.599 --> 00:27:26.324
I could win a boat you could.

00:27:26.324 --> 00:27:27.471
It says why don't you scan it and find out?

00:27:27.471 --> 00:27:27.692
Win a boat?

00:27:27.692 --> 00:27:32.925
I don't know how, just get your damn phone, my phone, don't scan.

00:27:32.925 --> 00:27:35.898
Look If I win a boat.

00:27:35.898 --> 00:27:37.605
We're going out right now in the rain.

00:27:41.115 --> 00:27:41.999
I think I won a boat.

00:27:41.999 --> 00:27:45.402
Y'all he's excited, see, he doesn't know how to scan it either.

00:27:45.402 --> 00:27:46.778
Sucks, tom.

00:27:46.778 --> 00:27:49.520
Yeah, see, tried to tell you it wouldn't work.

00:27:49.520 --> 00:27:51.557
It's bait and switch.

00:27:51.557 --> 00:27:55.826
Here we go, keystone light.

00:27:55.826 --> 00:27:56.708
Did I win?

00:27:56.708 --> 00:27:57.817
Fuck you.

00:27:57.817 --> 00:27:59.644
It's on my phone now, stupid ass.

00:27:59.644 --> 00:28:01.481
No, he should have thought of that.

00:28:01.481 --> 00:28:02.857
Now it's I win.

00:28:03.038 --> 00:28:04.882
You can't fucking steal the kid.

00:28:04.882 --> 00:28:06.104
He took it out of my house.

00:28:06.104 --> 00:28:08.648
No, that's not, he was an asshole.

00:28:08.648 --> 00:28:11.602
No, I bought it with my own money.

00:28:11.602 --> 00:28:13.705
I couldn't.

00:28:13.705 --> 00:28:14.387
Now I'm already.

00:28:14.974 --> 00:28:16.346
I'd be like fuck you, tom.

00:28:16.346 --> 00:28:18.901
Yeah, right, fuck you, you asshole.

00:28:18.901 --> 00:28:19.564
No, you wouldn't be.

00:28:19.564 --> 00:28:22.159
You'd be like, hey, let's do our podcast from the boat.

00:28:22.159 --> 00:28:22.721
Yeah, I would.

00:28:22.721 --> 00:28:26.968
And I'd say, no, we're not doing no podcast from my boat.

00:28:26.968 --> 00:28:27.630
Why not?

00:28:27.630 --> 00:28:28.980
Because it'll get dirty.

00:28:28.980 --> 00:28:30.601
Wait a minute.

00:28:30.601 --> 00:28:31.426
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:28:31.426 --> 00:28:32.578
It's my boat.

00:28:32.578 --> 00:28:33.957
But no, you said why not?

00:28:33.957 --> 00:28:36.136
I said now, you just gave.

00:28:36.136 --> 00:28:37.963
I didn't give you anything.

00:28:37.963 --> 00:28:39.980
You gave possession to me by your pronouns.

00:28:40.000 --> 00:28:42.357
I was trying to set something up here that you will not change.

00:28:42.357 --> 00:28:46.190
You said I was checking something out, tom, you distracted me.

00:28:46.190 --> 00:28:49.221
Oh, now I distracted you, you distracted me.

00:28:49.221 --> 00:28:51.221
Well, that's what salespeople do?

00:28:51.221 --> 00:28:51.544
You know what?

00:28:51.544 --> 00:28:53.394
I wasn't paying attention to you, stupid ass.

00:28:53.394 --> 00:28:54.700
But all sales are final.

00:28:55.462 --> 00:28:55.884
You know what?

00:28:55.884 --> 00:28:57.339
I won't even get the boat.

00:28:57.339 --> 00:28:58.022
You know why?

00:28:58.022 --> 00:28:59.461
Because then you'll know I have a boat.

00:28:59.461 --> 00:29:00.961
I'll just take the fucking money.

00:29:00.961 --> 00:29:07.611
You'll never know.

00:29:07.611 --> 00:29:07.644
Know I won?

00:29:07.644 --> 00:29:07.758
Yes, I will.

00:29:07.758 --> 00:29:07.784
How are you going to know?

00:29:07.784 --> 00:29:09.148
Because you'll start spending money you didn't have.

00:29:09.148 --> 00:29:09.240
How do you know?

00:29:09.240 --> 00:29:10.039
Because I do that anyways.

00:29:10.039 --> 00:29:10.644
No, you don't.

00:29:10.644 --> 00:29:11.817
No, you don't.

00:29:11.817 --> 00:29:13.916
Okay, you know what.

00:29:13.916 --> 00:29:14.460
You're right.

00:29:14.460 --> 00:29:16.960
I'm not doing this Because now they want all this information.

00:29:18.285 --> 00:29:19.718
Yeah, that's not happening.

00:29:19.718 --> 00:29:22.941
Why do you think I haven't scanned it already, you idiot?

00:29:22.941 --> 00:29:23.502
We're not doing that.

00:29:23.502 --> 00:29:24.727
We're not doing that.

00:29:24.727 --> 00:29:25.851
We're out of there.

00:29:25.851 --> 00:29:30.002
Yeah, nice try, keystone, nice try.

00:29:30.202 --> 00:29:31.066
I didn't get anything.

00:29:31.066 --> 00:29:32.638
All I got was my email.

00:29:32.638 --> 00:29:34.945
Big deal, what I could do.

00:29:34.945 --> 00:29:39.105
They wanted my name, my first born, where I used to live when I was 10.

00:29:39.105 --> 00:29:41.642
See, and I don't know any of that.

00:29:41.642 --> 00:29:42.537
No, they don't know that.

00:29:42.537 --> 00:29:44.642
They don't want to know that, but they still wanted my name.

00:29:44.642 --> 00:29:45.865
I don't know any of that.

00:29:45.865 --> 00:29:48.440
Well, I don't know where you were born either.

00:29:48.440 --> 00:29:51.643
I wouldn't expect you to know all my information.

00:29:51.643 --> 00:29:55.002
Oh, I would expect you to know mine.

00:29:55.002 --> 00:29:55.917
Not at all.

00:29:56.220 --> 00:29:58.419
Why I thought we were friends.

00:29:58.419 --> 00:29:59.916
Yeah, I'm not a stalker.

00:29:59.916 --> 00:30:04.901
Is that what that means when I know everything about someone Pretty much that I don't know?

00:30:04.901 --> 00:30:05.702
You know that.

00:30:05.702 --> 00:30:07.085
I never told you and you know it.

00:30:07.085 --> 00:30:17.265
Yeah, it's kind of weird, like when you make a sandwich, okay, and that you like to use that one knife in the drawer instead of the other ones, right.

00:30:17.265 --> 00:30:19.769
Yeah, is that what that means being a stalker?

00:30:25.195 --> 00:30:26.441
But I have a certain cup that I use to drink out of.

00:30:26.441 --> 00:30:30.699
Drink out of a cup, yes, like the kind we wear on a package.

00:30:30.699 --> 00:30:33.705
No, oh, not that kind at all.

00:30:33.705 --> 00:30:34.428
That'd be gross.

00:30:34.428 --> 00:30:37.765
Well, it was, but that's why I switched to this other cup.

00:30:37.765 --> 00:30:39.079
Is it a sippy cup?

00:30:39.079 --> 00:30:42.142
No, I used to have a sippy cup.

00:30:42.142 --> 00:30:43.067
You can't get a sippy cup.

00:30:43.067 --> 00:30:45.720
Have a sippy cup, you can't get a sippy.

00:30:54.298 --> 00:31:00.579
So we're refraining back to our old days, back when we first started what six months ago, back in the day, when we first started this podcast situation yeah, I don't remember when it was.

00:31:00.579 --> 00:31:04.306
It was back in September or so, was it Somewhere in there?

00:31:04.306 --> 00:31:06.589
Damn, I was pretty happy.

00:31:06.589 --> 00:31:07.960
We haven't done much, have we?

00:31:07.960 --> 00:31:14.183
Every other weekend doesn't produce too much, oh no, not only that, we had technical difficulties.

00:31:14.183 --> 00:31:15.273
We actually had to learn.

00:31:15.273 --> 00:31:19.686
We actually probably could have had at least one or two a month, but we had to learn.

00:31:20.134 --> 00:31:22.584
And learning all this it's still learning.

00:31:22.584 --> 00:31:25.118
Two idiots don't learn very fast on their own.

00:31:25.118 --> 00:31:25.660
This, it's still learning.

00:31:25.660 --> 00:31:26.642
Two idiots don't learn very fast on their own.

00:31:26.642 --> 00:31:27.544
People go oh, you're going to make money.

00:31:27.544 --> 00:31:28.685
We're not doing this for money.

00:31:28.685 --> 00:31:29.267
We're doing this.

00:31:29.267 --> 00:31:30.288
We wouldn't make money.

00:31:30.288 --> 00:31:30.848
We don't care.

00:31:30.848 --> 00:31:33.438
We're doing this for fun.

00:31:33.438 --> 00:31:38.165
We're hoping that this hour is taking you guys away from all your worries and strife.

00:31:38.165 --> 00:31:39.808
Two idiots, it does.

00:31:39.808 --> 00:31:43.622
It takes me away from all of my life.

00:31:43.622 --> 00:31:46.047
You know there's all kinds of crap.

00:31:46.106 --> 00:31:53.021
I could get on here and talk about how things are and, oh, woe is me.

00:31:53.021 --> 00:31:56.962
I need three tires.

00:31:56.962 --> 00:32:00.820
My tires are all going bald, and what am I going to do?

00:32:00.820 --> 00:32:02.118
I feel for your tires.

00:32:02.118 --> 00:32:03.763
I know about the baldness, trust me.

00:32:03.763 --> 00:32:09.575
Yeah, I know you are bald, but anyway, why would you bring that up?

00:32:09.575 --> 00:32:10.998
Why don't you take your hat off?

00:32:10.998 --> 00:32:13.384
I can't, bozo, I can't.

00:32:13.384 --> 00:32:13.905
Why not?

00:32:13.905 --> 00:32:16.166
Because, oh, the headphones are on.

00:32:16.166 --> 00:32:17.154
Yeah, my headphones are on.

00:32:17.154 --> 00:32:19.323
We can stop for a second so you can do this.

00:32:19.323 --> 00:32:23.558
No, it really doesn't matter, I just want to see all that head of hair you have.

00:32:23.558 --> 00:32:25.582
No, because, come on, show it off.

00:32:25.582 --> 00:32:36.519
I can't Let our fans know, our fans know what Our six fans, our six fans, really, anyway, any who no, don't say that that's one of them.

00:32:36.558 --> 00:32:39.419
Things See, I learned that from hey.

00:32:39.419 --> 00:32:40.622
There's no issues found.

00:32:40.622 --> 00:32:42.066
So my computer's good now.

00:32:42.066 --> 00:32:44.298
I'm really happy for you.

00:32:44.298 --> 00:32:46.943
That just popped up telling me, yeah, everything's good.

00:32:46.943 --> 00:32:53.365
Well, if something just pops up, there's an issue, like what?

00:32:53.365 --> 00:32:56.704
Well, see, what are we talking about specifically?

00:32:56.704 --> 00:32:59.278
Now I have an issue.

00:32:59.278 --> 00:33:00.623
What else would be popping up?

00:33:00.623 --> 00:33:01.625
See, that's what I'm saying.

00:33:01.625 --> 00:33:04.063
You'd have an issue if something else popped up.

00:33:04.063 --> 00:33:06.622
Well, I don't know what you speak of.

00:33:06.622 --> 00:33:12.544
You're just saying like shit, all willy-nilly.

00:33:12.544 --> 00:33:15.163
There's no Willie Nelson involved.

00:33:15.163 --> 00:33:17.021
I've never talked about Willie Nelson.

00:33:17.021 --> 00:33:19.563
You said Willie Nelson, willie Nilly.

00:33:19.915 --> 00:33:20.859
Oh, who's he?

00:33:20.859 --> 00:33:22.378
That's like Billy Manili.

00:33:22.378 --> 00:33:25.801
No, no, not Billy Manili.

00:33:25.801 --> 00:33:26.949
It's Millie Vanilli.

00:33:26.949 --> 00:33:27.680
No, it's Billy Vanili, no, no, not Billy Manili, it's Millie Vanilli.

00:33:27.680 --> 00:33:28.919
No, it's a Billy Vanilli.

00:33:28.919 --> 00:33:30.083
No, it's Millie.

00:33:30.083 --> 00:33:33.681
No, no, no, I'm calling him Billy Manilli.

00:33:33.681 --> 00:33:34.462
That's backwards.

00:33:34.462 --> 00:33:38.982
Yeah, how are you supposed to know them apart?

00:33:38.982 --> 00:33:40.921
Very, very useful.

00:33:40.921 --> 00:33:44.085
Why can't we just call him Billy Manilli?

00:33:44.085 --> 00:33:46.140
Because that's backwards?

00:33:46.140 --> 00:33:47.285
No, it sounds cool.

00:33:47.285 --> 00:33:48.549
No, it doesn't.

00:33:48.549 --> 00:33:49.835
It sounds awesome.

00:33:49.835 --> 00:33:51.823
It sounds like you lip-synced something.

00:33:51.823 --> 00:33:55.313
I see where you're going with that.

00:33:55.313 --> 00:33:57.342
Ah, the old Billy Manili joke.

00:33:57.342 --> 00:34:00.015
The old Billy Manili, yeah, the old Vanilla Milly.

00:34:00.055 --> 00:34:01.682
Why would you want to say Milly Vanilly?

00:34:01.682 --> 00:34:05.622
A Vanilla Milly sounds like a terrible sex act.

00:34:05.622 --> 00:34:09.088
If you say Milly Vanilla, you're like copying somebody else's band.

00:34:09.088 --> 00:34:11.822
No, you're speaking of that band.

00:34:11.822 --> 00:34:15.018
You're talking about Billy Manilly, not Billy Manilly.

00:34:15.018 --> 00:34:17.005
Yes, they're the bastard.

00:34:17.835 --> 00:34:19.222
Billy Manilly.

00:34:19.222 --> 00:34:22.905
The Vanilla Millie sounds like a bad sex act.

00:34:22.905 --> 00:34:27.443
Yeah, I went last night and got me one of them vanilla Millie.

00:34:27.443 --> 00:34:31.641
Yeah, I'm not saying vanilla.

00:34:31.641 --> 00:34:35.655
Yeah, the lips moved, but nothing came out.

00:34:35.655 --> 00:34:37.402
You're fucked up, man.

00:34:38.675 --> 00:34:43.748
Billy Manili, yeah, see, see, how it rolls.

00:34:43.748 --> 00:34:46.315
No, I don't see rolls.

00:34:46.315 --> 00:34:47.704
We'll just say Millie vanilli.

00:34:47.704 --> 00:34:48.952
How stupid that sounds.

00:34:48.952 --> 00:34:51.460
Yeah, well, see, that's part of why they were right.

00:34:51.460 --> 00:34:54.715
Yeah, yeah, burr, billy vanilli, that's part of why they had to.

00:34:54.715 --> 00:34:59.445
Excellent, they picked a terrible name billy manili.

00:34:59.445 --> 00:35:00.407
That's what it should have been.

00:35:00.407 --> 00:35:02.918
So it should have been, but it was more hardcore.

00:35:02.918 --> 00:35:05.563
Yeah, there was nothing hard.

00:35:05.563 --> 00:35:08.309
What about the spandex they wore?

00:35:08.309 --> 00:35:11.981
Yeah, well, the outline was brave back then.

00:35:11.981 --> 00:35:13.163
Yeah, back then it was.

00:35:13.163 --> 00:35:18.378
Yeah, back then it was very brave even now.

00:35:18.378 --> 00:35:21.684
So, more so, probably all them rolls.

00:35:21.804 --> 00:35:25.780
You know what they say blame it on the rain, blame it on rio, no, the rain.

00:35:25.780 --> 00:35:28.527
Oh, what's rain got to do with anything?

00:35:28.527 --> 00:35:29.900
It's a Milli Vanilli song.

00:35:29.900 --> 00:35:34.034
Oh, I didn't know they had a song, blame it on the rain.

00:35:34.034 --> 00:35:35.922
Who really sang it?

00:35:35.922 --> 00:35:38.485
Some other dude, right, but let's call it.

00:35:38.485 --> 00:35:39.934
Let's not say Milli Vanilli.

00:35:39.934 --> 00:35:42.659
Remember that song, blame it On the Rain?

00:35:42.659 --> 00:35:44.523
That's sung by some other dude?

00:35:44.523 --> 00:35:46.027
Yeah, that someone.

00:35:46.027 --> 00:35:46.708
You know that guy.

00:35:46.708 --> 00:35:48.320
Yeah, that one dude.

00:35:48.320 --> 00:35:50.161
You never see him, but it's that guy.

00:35:50.161 --> 00:35:52.159
Yeah, where the other guy's fake, that was them.

00:35:52.159 --> 00:35:53.445
Yeah, that's a guy.

00:35:53.445 --> 00:35:54.056
That one.

00:35:54.056 --> 00:35:55.280
That wasn't somebody.

00:35:55.280 --> 00:35:56.262
That's one.

00:35:56.262 --> 00:35:57.246
Yeah, that's the one.

00:35:57.246 --> 00:35:58.400
So you know who I'm talking about.

00:35:58.400 --> 00:35:59.476
Yeah, I'm with you.

00:35:59.556 --> 00:36:00.257
Okay, can we get?

00:36:00.257 --> 00:36:03.661
Yeah, no, issues are still found.

00:36:03.661 --> 00:36:06.045
We still have no issues.

00:36:06.045 --> 00:36:06.965
Everyone no issues.

00:36:06.965 --> 00:36:08.487
We're good On the computer.

00:36:08.487 --> 00:36:10.210
Whose computer?

00:36:10.210 --> 00:36:10.550
Yours?

00:36:10.550 --> 00:36:16.146
Oh, because we still have very much so issues in our personal lives.

00:36:16.146 --> 00:36:17.344
We have so much lot, what?

00:36:17.344 --> 00:36:17.606
Now?

00:36:17.606 --> 00:36:18.795
You're confusing me, whatever?

00:36:18.795 --> 00:36:26.025
Now you sound like Joe Biden there for a minute I was a little bit clumsy, wasn't I?

00:36:28.054 --> 00:36:29.382
There's a lot, sure, was a little bit clumsy, wasn't I A lot?

00:36:29.382 --> 00:36:32.456
It has nothing to do with all this stuff we're drinking.

00:36:32.456 --> 00:36:33.780
No At all.

00:36:33.780 --> 00:36:35.686
No, I haven't drank stuff.

00:36:35.686 --> 00:36:37.398
I don't drink stuff either.

00:36:38.121 --> 00:36:41.559
My glass is still half empty, mine's half full.

00:36:41.559 --> 00:36:42.402
No, it isn't.

00:36:42.402 --> 00:36:43.806
Yeah, no, it isn't.

00:36:43.806 --> 00:36:44.315
Sure it is.

00:36:44.315 --> 00:36:45.619
It is not.

00:36:45.619 --> 00:36:46.221
What do you mean?

00:36:46.221 --> 00:36:47.083
It's not.

00:36:47.083 --> 00:36:48.666
Oh my God, here we go again.

00:36:49.755 --> 00:36:54.943
Half empty means you've been drinking out of the bottle Half full from when I first started, when I first said it.

00:36:54.943 --> 00:37:00.657
No, yeah, if it was half full from when you first said it, but now it's been a while.

00:37:00.657 --> 00:37:02.179
So it's half full from before.

00:37:02.179 --> 00:37:07.329
No, it isn't because you would have been filling it up, not drinking out of it.

00:37:07.329 --> 00:37:10.302
Then it would still be half full.

00:37:10.846 --> 00:37:11.998
No, you're missing the point.

00:37:11.998 --> 00:37:13.304
No, I know the point.

00:37:13.304 --> 00:37:15.215
The point is it was half full, right?

00:37:15.215 --> 00:37:18.318
No, it wasn't Okay at the time, not at all.

00:37:18.318 --> 00:37:23.175
Now, it's never been half full until they were filling it up at the factory.

00:37:23.175 --> 00:37:27.782
Now I drank it here, which means, and it's half full from where it was before.

00:37:27.782 --> 00:37:31.166
No, no, no, it's half empty from where it was before, because it's been a while.

00:37:31.166 --> 00:37:33.349
Yeah, it doesn't matter how long it was.

00:37:33.349 --> 00:37:36.083
Sure, it doesn't matter how long it was, it's still half empty.

00:37:36.083 --> 00:37:37.900
Because you drank it.

00:37:37.900 --> 00:37:40.755
You emptied the bottle.

00:37:40.755 --> 00:37:46.608
No, there, tom, you're not filling it.

00:37:46.815 --> 00:37:48.322
Tom, you silly little bastard.

00:37:48.322 --> 00:37:54.126
Well, I could be silly and I could be a little bastard, but I'm telling you right now I don't even know.

00:37:54.126 --> 00:37:59.181
Yeah, because if I look at it from this, you see I have a sweater on it.

00:37:59.181 --> 00:38:05.318
I do see that I'm trying not to bring that part up, because you already sound like an idiot.

00:38:05.318 --> 00:38:09.744
If I tell people what the sweater is, then you're really going to be.

00:38:09.744 --> 00:38:10.905
It's a Patriot.

00:38:11.525 --> 00:38:13.547
Oh, so you're a self-claimed idiot.

00:38:13.547 --> 00:38:14.949
Yeah, you told them yourself.

00:38:14.949 --> 00:38:20.335
Yeah, no problem, okay, and double zero, yeah, double zero.

00:38:20.335 --> 00:38:21.963
If you could have just seen what he did with his eyes.

00:38:21.963 --> 00:38:23.878
What did I do with my eyes?

00:38:23.878 --> 00:38:24.840
You rolled your eyes.

00:38:24.840 --> 00:38:28.257
No, I rolled my eyes at your double zero.

00:38:28.257 --> 00:38:29.342
Here's what I got from that.

00:38:29.342 --> 00:38:30.639
What a fucking idiot.

00:38:30.639 --> 00:38:32.949
No, that's exactly.

00:38:32.949 --> 00:38:36.460
The eye roll meant who's double zero?

00:38:36.460 --> 00:38:39.121
You guys don't even have a double zero on your team.

00:38:39.121 --> 00:38:40.038
What a fucking dumbass.

00:38:40.038 --> 00:38:42.639
Yeah, because you don't have a double zero on your team.

00:38:42.639 --> 00:38:43.615
Why would you have that?

00:38:43.615 --> 00:38:46.764
I'm going to go get me a Patriots jersey with double zero.

00:38:46.764 --> 00:38:47.666
It means nobody.

00:38:47.815 --> 00:38:50.277
You ever think maybe it could be copyright infringement?

00:38:50.277 --> 00:38:51.663
No, there's no infringement.

00:38:51.663 --> 00:38:53.059
Then why are you buying stuff?

00:38:53.059 --> 00:38:54.157
That's Okay there.

00:38:54.157 --> 00:38:55.342
What's that?

00:38:55.342 --> 00:38:56.398
That's on the jersey?

00:38:56.398 --> 00:38:58.003
Okay, it's on the helmet.

00:39:00.478 --> 00:39:02.760
Just pretend it has no number, tom, okay.

00:39:02.760 --> 00:39:05.001
Oh, here we go pretending it can be.

00:39:05.001 --> 00:39:05.784
That's no number, tom, okay.

00:39:05.784 --> 00:39:07.449
Oh, here we go pretending, yeah, you live in a make-believe world.

00:39:07.449 --> 00:39:08.353
I do, I told you I do.

00:39:08.353 --> 00:39:09.902
Yeah, well, you don't have to tell me.

00:39:09.902 --> 00:39:11.179
You should try living there sometime.

00:39:11.179 --> 00:39:11.860
It's awesome.

00:39:11.860 --> 00:39:13.125
No, no, I bet it is.

00:39:13.125 --> 00:39:14.047
It's freaking great.

00:39:14.047 --> 00:39:15.431
Just make him believe you're something.

00:39:15.431 --> 00:39:15.655
You're not.

00:39:15.655 --> 00:39:16.016
Okay, mr.

00:39:16.097 --> 00:39:17.663
Nine freaking personalities.

00:39:17.663 --> 00:39:22.360
Ten, that's not make-believe, not now.

00:39:22.360 --> 00:39:23.601
It's been 10 all along.

00:39:23.601 --> 00:39:24.483
That's not make-believe.

00:39:24.483 --> 00:39:26.226
No, well, then you've been hiding the other one.

00:39:26.226 --> 00:39:27.487
No, I don't hide him.

00:39:27.487 --> 00:39:29.030
Wait, it was always nine.

00:39:29.030 --> 00:39:30.119
Where'd the other one come from?

00:39:30.119 --> 00:39:32.320
He's the true me.

00:39:33.655 --> 00:39:34.719
No, you never said that.

00:39:34.719 --> 00:39:36.184
Do what.

00:39:36.184 --> 00:39:37.740
You never explained it that way.

00:39:37.740 --> 00:39:40.460
I would never.

00:39:40.460 --> 00:39:42.704
You said there was ten of you.

00:39:42.704 --> 00:39:43.786
Yeah, there was.

00:39:43.786 --> 00:39:47.775
So you could have said there's me plus nine of my personalities.

00:39:47.775 --> 00:39:53.945
That would be nine of me, me being one, there's you right, and nine of us and nine others.

00:39:53.945 --> 00:39:58.175
That's ten, nine of us, there's ten, then there's nine of us.

00:39:58.175 --> 00:39:59.943
It's you plus your nine personalities.

00:39:59.943 --> 00:40:01.396
I don't count, I'm not a personality.

00:40:01.396 --> 00:40:01.880
You just said you did.

00:40:01.880 --> 00:40:02.483
I'm not a personality.

00:40:02.483 --> 00:40:03.126
You just said you did.

00:40:03.126 --> 00:40:04.695
I'm not a personality, I'm a person.

00:40:04.695 --> 00:40:09.405
My other personalities, there are nine of them, and I'm me.

00:40:09.755 --> 00:40:12.820
A personality is a person, no, part of a person.

00:40:12.820 --> 00:40:15.054
What do you think personality is?

00:40:15.054 --> 00:40:17.114
Person is part of a word Person.

00:40:17.114 --> 00:40:19.440
Person is part of a word Personality.

00:40:19.440 --> 00:40:20.304
Where do they get that?

00:40:20.304 --> 00:40:21.286
From A song?

00:40:21.286 --> 00:40:24.219
This is your cult of personality, mm-hmm.

00:40:24.219 --> 00:40:25.442
That's where they got it.

00:40:25.442 --> 00:40:26.744
That's not where they got it.

00:40:26.744 --> 00:40:28.887
That name's personality's been around forever.

00:40:28.887 --> 00:40:31.996
That song has not been around forever.

00:40:31.996 --> 00:40:33.201
I believe Jesus said it to somebody.

00:40:33.201 --> 00:40:34.364
You have personality.

00:40:34.364 --> 00:40:38.634
No, jesus did not sing personality, oh, personality.

00:40:38.634 --> 00:40:40.583
That's the song I'm talking about.

00:40:40.583 --> 00:40:41.880
See, you've heard it.

00:40:41.880 --> 00:40:43.458
Yeah, but not from Jesus.

00:40:43.717 --> 00:40:44.278
How do you know?

00:40:44.278 --> 00:40:45.983
Because Were you there?

00:40:45.983 --> 00:40:49.268
No, in spirit.

00:40:49.268 --> 00:40:50.639
No, you weren't.

00:40:50.639 --> 00:40:51.760
We were all part of him.

00:40:51.760 --> 00:40:53.141
You weren't even anything then.

00:40:53.141 --> 00:40:54.380
I wasn't anything then.

00:40:54.380 --> 00:40:56.583
I knew you before you were even.

00:40:56.583 --> 00:40:58.440
We weren't even a little freaking nuclear, exactly.

00:40:58.440 --> 00:41:00.326
And he knew you A little atom, and he knew you.

00:41:00.326 --> 00:41:05.221
Then he said so I knew you when you weren't.

00:41:05.221 --> 00:41:07.204
That's what it said.

00:41:07.204 --> 00:41:08.385
You knew me.

00:41:08.385 --> 00:41:09.829
No, he knew us.

00:41:09.829 --> 00:41:10.449
You knew he.

00:41:10.449 --> 00:41:14.963
No, he knew me before I was.

00:41:14.963 --> 00:41:16.648
Did he know me?

00:41:16.648 --> 00:41:18.481
Yes, before you were, before I was.

00:41:18.481 --> 00:41:21.501
Yes, how did he know me before I was?

00:41:21.501 --> 00:41:25.157
He's God, but how did he know me before I was?

00:41:25.157 --> 00:41:26.398
I'm not there yet.

00:41:26.398 --> 00:41:27.541
You were part of him, not yet he's God.

00:41:27.541 --> 00:41:28.983
But how did he know me before I was?

00:41:28.983 --> 00:41:29.402
I'm not there yet.

00:41:29.402 --> 00:41:30.244
You were part of him, not yet.

00:41:30.264 --> 00:41:30.505
Your breath?

00:41:30.505 --> 00:41:30.945
Yes, you were.

00:41:30.945 --> 00:41:31.826
You were part of him.

00:41:31.826 --> 00:41:32.847
What about my breath, man?

00:41:32.847 --> 00:41:35.170
Him, it was from him.

00:41:35.170 --> 00:41:37.313
He gave me bad breath.

00:41:37.313 --> 00:41:38.800
No, he gave you breath.

00:41:38.800 --> 00:41:41.340
You caused bad breath by what you ate.

00:41:41.340 --> 00:41:46.021
See, you're not listening.

00:41:46.021 --> 00:41:48.302
Well, you didn't tell me that part.

00:41:48.302 --> 00:41:49.860
Well, I shouldn't have had to.

00:41:49.860 --> 00:41:50.764
You should have known.

00:41:50.764 --> 00:41:53.804
Well, I better not have ate that it caused bad breath.

00:41:53.804 --> 00:41:59.121
So eating a horse's ass and a rhino is not good, probably not for the person you're with.

00:41:59.121 --> 00:42:02.920
I was really hungry.

00:42:02.920 --> 00:42:08.079
Well, so was he Not the rhino the person you were with?

00:42:08.079 --> 00:42:10.827
I gotcha, oh, did you?

00:42:10.827 --> 00:42:13.059
Yeah, I understood that part.

00:42:13.179 --> 00:42:18.110
Okay, cool, how many minutes are we at?

00:42:18.110 --> 00:42:18.994
45.

00:42:18.994 --> 00:42:22.304
We have wasted 46 minutes of your time.

00:42:22.304 --> 00:42:25.661
Yeah, well, whoever's listening?

00:42:25.661 --> 00:42:27.302
Oh, sorry, six people.

00:42:27.302 --> 00:42:31.222
Hopefully we turn it into seven to ten.

00:42:31.222 --> 00:42:40.275
Yeah, I'm going to send some of these out With this little rant and whatever else we can call it that we did today.

00:42:40.295 --> 00:42:43.105
We're not sure what was taken out by the pause.

00:42:43.105 --> 00:42:45.722
We're not sure how long we were paused.

00:42:45.722 --> 00:42:46.322
We rambled for a little while.

00:42:46.322 --> 00:42:47.181
We're not sure how long we were paused.

00:42:47.181 --> 00:42:47.358
We rambled for a little while.

00:42:47.358 --> 00:42:51.626
For sure, it's all good, but we're sure you're still going to enjoy it what it was.

00:42:51.626 --> 00:42:56.355
This is just an hour of our day and what we think about.

00:42:56.414 --> 00:43:05.606
Yes, kicking back, doing stupid shit, like we said from the beginning, and it's kind of like Howard Stern without the stupid shit.

00:43:05.606 --> 00:43:09.539
Yeah, we're not going to have girls in here flapping their boobs.

00:43:09.539 --> 00:43:11.043
Why can't we do that?

00:43:11.043 --> 00:43:11.965
I'm wondering.

00:43:11.965 --> 00:43:13.567
Wait a minute, can we do that?

00:43:13.567 --> 00:43:14.650
We can.

00:43:14.650 --> 00:43:18.023
It probably won't work out very well.

00:43:18.023 --> 00:43:18.905
No, it probably wouldn't.

00:43:20.079 --> 00:43:21.554
I don't think my wife would appreciate that.

00:43:21.554 --> 00:43:22.862
I know mine wouldn't.

00:43:22.862 --> 00:43:24.635
Yeah, do we have to tell them?

00:43:24.635 --> 00:43:25.777
She's already told me.

00:43:25.777 --> 00:43:27.121
We have to tell them, don't we?

00:43:27.121 --> 00:43:30.001
Well, yeah, I guess they'll know when they listen.

00:43:30.001 --> 00:43:31.478
Yeah, so we won't do that.

00:43:31.478 --> 00:43:35.945
Anyways, it's awful big of you to think they're going to be listening.

00:43:35.945 --> 00:43:41.664
My wife's more sophisticated than this.

00:43:41.664 --> 00:43:45.483
Oh, it's just you and your buddy talking for an hour.

00:43:45.483 --> 00:43:47.139
I don't want to hear that.

00:43:47.139 --> 00:43:58.697
That sounds dumb, so it is dumb, but yet we're talking about a woman who will sit and watch a 17 hour episode of big foot searching big feet.

00:43:58.697 --> 00:44:00.940
No, no, sasquatch.

00:44:00.940 --> 00:44:01.440
Yeah, we'll go with that.

00:44:01.440 --> 00:44:01.780
Yeti.

00:44:01.780 --> 00:44:03.322
Yeah, we'll go with that Yeti.

00:44:03.322 --> 00:44:05.023
Yeah, we'll go with that too.

00:44:05.804 --> 00:44:08.626
Abominable, whatever Humble's bounces?

00:44:08.626 --> 00:44:09.768
Yeah, they do.

00:44:09.768 --> 00:44:11.789
They do, I learned that.

00:44:11.789 --> 00:44:15.619
But but we talk nonsense.

00:44:15.619 --> 00:44:16.945
We do talk nonsense.

00:44:16.945 --> 00:44:18.900
That's what some lady at work told us.

00:44:18.900 --> 00:44:20.898
Oh, yeah, no, she didn't tell us.

00:44:20.898 --> 00:44:22.204
Oh no, she told everybody else.

00:44:22.204 --> 00:44:22.844
She told everybody else.

00:44:22.844 --> 00:44:23.324
She told everybody else.

00:44:23.324 --> 00:44:25.507
They just talk nonsense all day and they're too loud.

00:44:25.507 --> 00:44:28.851
Yeah, that makes me happy.

00:44:28.851 --> 00:44:32.224
She had March Madness teeth.

00:44:32.224 --> 00:44:38.884
She was down to her final four.

00:44:38.884 --> 00:44:43.481
That's rough man, that's rough.

00:44:43.481 --> 00:44:45.322
Oh, that was hilarious.

00:44:45.322 --> 00:44:47.882
Yes, that was one of my favorites.

00:44:47.882 --> 00:44:49.518
Oh, you want to wrap this up?

00:44:49.518 --> 00:44:55.123
Yep, all right, all right, guys, until next time, sign out.

00:44:55.123 --> 00:44:55.724
Yep.

00:44:55.724 --> 00:44:58.394
Thanks for listening and I hope you enjoyed it.

00:44:58.394 --> 00:44:59.974
I hope you got some enjoyment out of it.

00:44:59.974 --> 00:45:07.467
Yeah, just climbed around for an hour out of your day and just climbed into a Alice in Wonderland hole.

00:45:07.467 --> 00:45:09.778
It was fun Listen to two idiots talk.

00:45:09.778 --> 00:45:11.565
Yeah, we drink a little bit.

00:45:11.565 --> 00:45:15.702
We have a little fun, exactly, and we'd like to invite y'all into our day.

00:45:15.702 --> 00:45:17.699
So come on back.

00:45:17.699 --> 00:45:32.876
All right, until next time, take care Over and out.

00:45:32.876 --> 00:45:34.197
We'll see you next time you.