Feb. 7, 2025

Same Chaos New Season

Same Chaos New Season
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Season 2
Chapters

00:13 - Season Two

13:47 - Controversy Surrounding Masks and Eggs

18:05 - Eclectic Chat on Various Topics

24:02 - Sports Controversies and Senior Discounts

34:26 - Cereal Mascots and Cookie Controversy

42:11 - Mascot Madness and Cookie Controversy

Transcript
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Ladies and gentlemen, weary travelers of the internet and that one guy who's still trying to find the skip intro button, welcome back.

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Intro button, welcome back.

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That's right.

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Despite budget cuts, public outcry and several cease and desist letters, the MT Alternative Podcast has somehow clawed its way back for season two.

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Now, for those of you who survived season one, first off, congratulations.

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You've endured more nonsense than a congressional hearing.

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And for the newcomers, buckle up.

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This is the show where our two fearless, semi-qualified hosts, mike and Tom, dive headfirst into the world's biggest questions, armed only with dubious research, strong opinions and just enough common sense to keep us from getting sued.

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So what's in store for season two?

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Will Mike finally admit he was wrong about that thing?

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From episode four, will Tom learn how to fact check before recording?

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Will we at any point attempt professionalism Spoiler?

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No, all of that and more coming up.

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So sit back, lower your expectations and prepare for another season of the mt alternative podcast.

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And if you're listening to this at work, just nod like you're in a serious meeting.

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We won't tell.

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I mean literally almost every day lately, yeah, and that's why we haven't been on for a little bit.

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Yeah.

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It's like a roller coaster at work.

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I mean, one day, one week, you're wide open and don't have time to do anything, and then the next week you're twiddling your thumb.

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So we do have quite a bit to talk about.

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Yeah, since it's been a while.

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Yeah, things have happened.

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Wow, lots of things.

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We have lots of topics and the football season kind of sucked for me.

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You guys made the playoffs.

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That's a big difference from last year.

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We were only supposed to win five games.

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We won ten and we beat the mighty Kansas City Chiefs.

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We won four.

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And we beat the mighty Kansas.

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City Chiefs.

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We were supposed to win six games, we won four.

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But there is hope for next season.

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There's always next season.

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Sucks.

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See, as a Patriot fan, people are going to say, oh, you had 20 seasons.

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I was a Patriot fan before this, so I sat through shitty-ass seasons.

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I sat through the 1-15, 2-14, broad rust era From 1977 with the Broncos.

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The 90s were our best seasons.

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So I kind of get it on that.

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But hey, looking forward, we've got a new coach, so things are going to hopefully look a little better.

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We'll see how the draft goes.

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We went from number one to number four.

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And now there's teams that's never really been that kind of showed up this year.

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It was exciting.

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Daniels from Washington, that rookie quarterback, pretty impressive.

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I mean kudos to them.

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They made it right to the NFC championship game.

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Kansas City and the refs.

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Yeah, the Kansas City refs.

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Yeah, all hail Patrick Mahomes.

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Let's make this clear they are not a Kansas team.

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They are from Missouri.

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You want to make sure you stress that I do.

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Okay, only greatness comes from Kansas.

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Right, right, you travel across the river.

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There's junk steel mills, they're all them, steel yards and everything, and if you've ever been, the city of st louis.

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There's nothing that great either yeah, st louis is different than kansas city yeah, but my point is missouri yeah once you cross that bridge in kansas city.

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When you're going from Kansas City Kansas, which is all nice homes and businesses and everything and you cross that river, it becomes a big iron graveyard.

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I mean, it's nothing but iron and metal and junk everywhere Factories.

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It looks awful.

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Do you know where the stadiums are in this area?

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Nothing but iron and metal and junk everywhere, factories.

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It looks awful, and this is where the stadiums are in this area.

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Well, it's on through.

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You've got to go on kind of outskirt-ish to get to the stadiums.

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But yeah, both stadiums are side-by-side the Royals and the Chiefs.

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Okay, but technically they are Missouri teams.

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I knew that, but well, didn't know about it.

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I didn't know there was a Kansas City Kansas.

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Yeah, that river separates the states.

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That's what blew my mind, yeah.

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But anyways, let's see what else we have.

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Our president sitting now, yeah yeah, still trying to screw over.

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Yeah, they won't quit.

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I mean, it's like Not to get too deep, but it's like God Can't beat him, so they're going to beat him up.

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Yeah, there you go.

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So whatever Well whatever they're doing isn't really working.

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No, it isn't.

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And the wildfires.

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Wildfires, let's see.

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We had no, it isn't and the wildfires, Wildfires.

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Let's see.

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We had the hurricanes this past fall.

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We had the wildfires.

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We had wildfires in North Carolina and the mountains again Same place.

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They got hammered with Helena.

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I mean not as big as the fires in California.

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But you know, think about it.

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All this yeah.

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People are already homeless Planes crashing.

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Now this has been bugging me.

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I keep seeing this.

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A missile hit in Pennsylvania People.

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There's a wing with a light flashing as the plane's coming down.

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Pilots are known to go straight down Nosedive.

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Now, if you're nosediving, it's not just going to float down like a piece of paper either.

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We're talking a jet.

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Yeah, it doesn't float, they're a jet.

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We're talking a jet, yeah, a jet, correct, it doesn't float A jet.

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Yeah, I mean, they're traveling at a high speed.

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I mean, it really is the whole thing sucks.

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I mean the worst part about the whole.

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Thing.

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Geez, all this weird stuff.

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A girl that has beaten the odds of cancer Right Died senselessly in a crash.

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I mean there's just lots to talk about.

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Lots going on, that's for sure.

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I mean, yeah, geez, but miss a little, miss a lot at times.

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Yeah, it's wide open now.

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Work's been killer.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Got stuff coming in.

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Don't know where it's going.

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Yeah, we got stuff everywhere.

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I have never seen a company who could put 16 pounds of crap in a two-pound bag.

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But they're sure as hell trying, aren't they?

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Yeah, oh, but.

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Let us reconfigure.

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Yeah, because, see, I was all safe and everything.

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And thinking I was like what are we going to do?

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But now I'm calm because I saw the leader of the maintenance crew.

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Right.

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Out on the floor measuring.

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Well, they're going to get a building stretcher.

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That's what they're looking for oh, are they looking to buy one of those?

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Stretch the building.

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I have a friend that went into those.

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He probably could give them a good deal.

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With the big tape measures.

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I'll tell you.

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Let's be honest.

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Do you think anything's going to be done within the next six months to a year?

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They measured, that's it, it's done.

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Yeah, they're out on the floor to be seen.

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Well, let's tear this all apart now while you get all this crap on the floor.

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So you really have no room.

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Yeah, there's.

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It's almost like a pizza party for a bonus.

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We're sitting on a mountain of money.

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You know, here's some pizza, thank you, I was kind of like pissed off about that whole situation until I found out, lisa was the one that bought all those.

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She purchased those herself, yeah, yeah.

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That's so, of course.

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Yeah, I felt guilty, but now it's more appreciated that someone did, but well, that just shows you how cheap the company makes.

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It's like teachers.

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School teachers are the same way, Mike.

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Yeah.

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These poor teachers are out there on a budget.

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Their classroom is barely enough to you know.

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Keep up.

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Yeah, I understand.

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But they buy a lot of stuff.

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Let's back up Teachers.

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Have an awesome union too.

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They do.

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Now I do agree.

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And I hate to say this, but most of them are pretty much leftists.

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They are so you know what you voted, the way you did.

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This is how it goes.

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Yep, yep, I'm sorry, but it still doesn't make sense.

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Let's realize what kind of people are teaching these kids nowadays.

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These aren't your normal people.

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These aren't teachers of the old days.

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I didn't know my teacher's sexual orientation when I was in school.

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That wasn't discussed.

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We discussed this in an earlier podcast about my last teacher, but it just brings back up all this.

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But have you noticed Things are starting to drift back the other way.

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A little more normalcy.

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A little bit, but here's what I get.

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I mean, I understand that they voted that way and everything.

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Here's what gets me, though All of the states that have passed this educational lottery.

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Where's all that money going, yeah?

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That money going.

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There's no reason that anybody in the public school system should have any wants or needs With as much money.

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Do research.

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How much money do you think a state is pulling down in lottery tickets?

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I have no idea.

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And the states that have legalized cannabis.

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They're way ahead of the game.

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Well, some states do it better than others.

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Look at California.

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They've been legal in there and where's all that money going?

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Yeah, well, we've seen where that money's going.

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They pretty much shit on everybody.

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We see where that money's going to.

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The high class Yep.

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Political people Look at what's-his-face.

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Newsom.

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He's going to the high class.

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Yep.

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Political people.

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What's his face?

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Newsome spends more money on a hair gel.

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Exactly.

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He's a phony.

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He's a big phony.

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He really is.

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A nut job.

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But uh, yeah, I just think it's interesting to see all this stuff out there and the rabbit holes and stuff you go down.

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Oh, if you add up this date when this thing happened at 9-11, when you go up there, when you fold a dollar this way, it's got this.

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Yeah, those things happen.

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Some things I can kind of go with, like back to 9-11.

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I'm at the BBC.

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Here's another thing I ended up finding out, and it's true because you go back on tape.

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Bbc said Tower 7 has fallen.

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The lady's saying that Tower 7's right behind her.

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Not until a half hour later, tower 7 fell.

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Huh.

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I have to show you this after this clip.

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That's crazy.

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I don't want to pause right now.

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But this is another rabbit, these rabbit holes we got and going back to 9-11, because you brought it up, firemen heard what do they call the when they're blowing something up, when they literally?

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there's a controlled.

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It's that pop, pop, pop as things go up.

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That's what they heard in one of those towers.

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Yeah, how do something go?

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How do they come down straight?

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Yeah, because when you're demolishing something, that's what it's meant to do the whole building falls upon itself this is where I always had a problem with it?

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how does a?

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building burn like that all steel, so it just perfectly comes right down straight ok, let's take jet fuel.

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Jet fuel is supposedly burns the hottest at any fuel.

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Okay, I also know someone whose vehicle is with jet fuel.

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There was still a frame there.

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There was still a.

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Just a whole building went down because of it too.

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Yeah, no, well, it melted the steel, not all the way down, it did Not all the way down.

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Yes, I melted the steel, not all the way down, it did Not all the way down.

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Yes, I understand the problem.

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Wait, I could see building falling this way.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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I don't see.

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And once again there's that.

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You know who's right, who's wrong.

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Right.

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Let's not confuse this, okay.

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Everybody says well, when we had to wear a mask and the mandate came out, we had to wear a mask and this and that.

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Well, now everybody's like, well, they were wrong.

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No, they were not wrong, they lied to us the whole time.

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They weren't wrong, they lied.

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It was a test to see if the little minions would follow along.

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I saw an awesome little clip this morning About Brooks and or not Big and Rich, the country group Big and Rich.

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One of them's passed away, Brad, I don't know which one.

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I did not know this.

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Yeah, I don't keep up with.

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Big and.

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Rich, but one of them's passed on and the other one's still alive.

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But when COVID went out, school was going to go back into session but kids had to wear a mask.

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So he looked it up on the CDC and the mask, the definition.

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It is an exploratory thing to see if it will stop.

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It's not proven, okay.

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Right.

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So it's.

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I don't know what is the word I'm looking for.

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When they're doing experimental, it's an experimental thing, okay.

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So, first off, there's this bill of rights of some sort.

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He explained, and please, guys, I'm paraphrasing.

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We do the best we can.

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But if you look up Rich's interview about masks, it'll show this.

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Okay he's talking about.

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He went on this other line and the CDC says that it's an experimental thing a mask.

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So he said he sent this thing to where my children are coming back to school but they're not going to be wearing masks, because this code that is listed here says that you cannot force people to take experimental things.

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You cannot force another human being to do something experimental.

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You can't.

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And they're trying to force everybody to wear these masks, which their CDC website says and states that it's experimental.

00:15:17.528 --> 00:15:21.163
So he put all that and he won.

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So he didn't have, his kids didn't have to wear masks.

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Look that up, guys.

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I butchered, thatered that probably yeah, there was a bunch of stuff.

00:15:27.928 --> 00:15:36.543
Like I said, people can look it up themselves if they have doubts yep, but it was interesting, I just seen it this morning.

00:15:36.543 --> 00:15:41.033
Like well, like we said when we first started today, it's been a lot to talk about.

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Uh, I guess we get the boys, little dudes, coming in later.

00:15:46.924 --> 00:15:49.226
Yeah, some rant about some little mascots.

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Usually I look down on that and everything like oh no, not them again.

00:15:54.724 --> 00:15:58.467
But you know I haven't heard from them in a while, so I'm kind of excited to see.

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They've been under the radar.

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I have no idea what they've been doing.

00:16:02.764 --> 00:16:04.548
Yeah, see, they're very secretive.

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I have no idea what they've been doing.

00:16:05.379 --> 00:16:05.801
Yeah, see, they're very secretive.

00:16:05.801 --> 00:16:11.788
I have heard rumors they're pissed off about some breakfast mascots or some cookie mascots of some sort.

00:16:11.788 --> 00:16:12.702
Something happened.

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That's a rumor.

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I don't know how true it is.

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Figure that one out.

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We'll see what happens when they come in.

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So there stay tuned.

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They're coming up in a little bit.

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Let's see.

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See other news.

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What?

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do we got here?

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Oh, look at this.

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What do we got here, tom?

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Okay, we will find you and we will kill you.

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Trump announces launch on an overseas attack.

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Who's we going after here?

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Yeah.

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Ah, senior ISIS, there you go.

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Air strikes on the senior ISIS attack planner and other terrorists.

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I say go for it.

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Yeah let's go get them.

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This is what a real president does.

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Doesn't take no shit.

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Yep, let's seek and destroy our problems.

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Now I noticed, gas prices have popped up a little bit too.

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I expected some things.

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But why are people saying eggs are 10 bucks?

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I mean, eggs are expensive, notice.

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Gas prices have popped up a little bit too.

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I expected some things, but why are people saying eggs are $10?

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I mean, eggs are expensive.

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I saw $5, $6.

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18 eggs $6.12.

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Okay, that's still not bad what everybody's saying.

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They're saying right, doesn't egg 10 bucks 10 bucks.

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I haven't seen a dollar, but a dozen eggs the eggs went up before he actually came sitting sure they did exactly why bird flu?

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oh yeah, bird how come all the chickens that they made him kill.

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Remember all that yeah, here's what I don't get.

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How come it only affects chickens?

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He has an ostrich farm Right.

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There's nothing wrong with the ostrich.

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They want to come in and kill all his 400 ostriches.

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Because of that.

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It's like there's nothing wrong with mine.

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No, we want it.

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It's like, and they got it, We'll look this up while we're sitting and talking Because that's another interesting story Since you brought up bird flu.

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Okay, here's the other thing.

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You think bears and deer and possums, raccoons do you think any of those ever get gas indigestion?

00:18:16.595 --> 00:18:17.780
I'm sure they do, Tom.

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I guess they fart every once in a while.

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Where are you heading with this?

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How come?

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cows are the only one destroying our environment by their gas.

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I'm sure they do, Tom.

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I guess they fart every once in a while.

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Where are you heading with this?

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Well, I'm headed.

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How come cows are the only one destroying our environment by their gas?

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What's up with that?

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I have no idea.

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These are things that make you go huh.

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Yeah, well, as we do, excuse me.

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Kind of like the NFL trying to sell food.

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What's Jerry Rice?

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Jerry's eating rice.

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They just make me think different things.

00:18:49.474 --> 00:18:51.521
Now what that commercial again?

00:18:51.662 --> 00:18:54.519
Yeah, that commercial, but I mean seriously.

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Cows are only the ones that are causing the environment issues when everything else out there is farting.

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I got a buddy that farts three times more than a cow ever would.

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I take that back.

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I apologize.

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It's not the United States, it's Canada, go figure.

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Yeah, bc, british Columbia.

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Ostrich flock ordered killed due to avian flu, received stay of execution.

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Well, that's good news.

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So they got a stay of execution.

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The guy says his birds are healthy.

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They're not near anything.

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Are you recording now?

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Oh, I haven't stopped.

00:19:28.916 --> 00:19:33.605
Oh, okay, I've told you, I'm just rolling today, buddy, cool, cool, cool yeah.

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All right.

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So, yeah, yeah, that's just stupid.

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About 400 ostriches.

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I was reading that a secluded West Kootenai farm had received a stay of execution despite a Canadian food inspection agency.

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Or did they be destroyed due to avian flu outbreak?

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I have a question.

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Sure go ahead.

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When someone has 400 ostriches, do they have to have them licensed or do they have a special thing that they have that they have to have?

00:20:04.994 --> 00:20:09.164
Well, I'm sure it's Canada so they're probably going to have their own vet care.

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When this guy was awarded the opportunity to have 400 of these birds, surely he passed all kinds of well-being stuff and I'm sure with Canada they come in and check him.

00:20:23.502 --> 00:20:27.344
Wonder what kind of threat this guy is to him.

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Two birds had contracted the HSN1 virus, likely from a flock of wild ducks that descended into the property.

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No other birds have shown or have symptoms.

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It's only yeah, chickens and evidently a duck, yeah.

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They want to kill all our chickens.

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Well, you know what?

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That's fine, let us eat them.

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You can't tell me all them birds have.

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I think they just jumped the gun and I get it.

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It's like COVID Take samples.

00:21:01.318 --> 00:21:02.170
It's like COVID Take samples.

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It's like COVID.

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Yeah, some people got it.

00:21:04.856 --> 00:21:08.223
It's a government control, it wasn't everything, everybody.

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Government wants the control.

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See, that's why people want government.

00:21:12.121 --> 00:21:16.717
Government's good for a couple things, and then it isn't Okay.

00:21:16.717 --> 00:21:17.540
What the hell was this?

00:21:17.540 --> 00:21:19.701
Now we're just looking through some headlines.

00:21:19.701 --> 00:21:20.807
Uh-oh, uh-oh.

00:21:20.807 --> 00:21:22.192
There's a lot of things happening.

00:21:22.192 --> 00:21:22.694
Going back to football.

00:21:23.036 --> 00:21:24.035
Yep, there's more football stuff.

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Eagles handed major blow ahead of Super Bowl.

00:21:26.344 --> 00:21:29.782
Well, let's see what happened to the Philadelphia Eagles.

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I'm hoping win.

00:21:30.925 --> 00:21:39.138
Not my favorite team either, but yeah, I'm pulling for them, I don't know Kansas City's, just I don't know.

00:21:39.179 --> 00:21:40.199
They got that one player.

00:21:40.219 --> 00:21:50.685
Somebody made a good point, and I'll give Mahomes credit on it too, though I don't want to take anything away from his playmaking ability Right, but most of their plays aren't designed.

00:21:50.685 --> 00:21:51.426
They're all broken.

00:21:51.426 --> 00:21:55.609
It's like playing football in your backyard, right.

00:21:55.609 --> 00:21:59.092
Most of their plays aren't designed, they're broken up plays.

00:21:59.112 --> 00:22:02.742
He's either scrambling Right, but think about it, it works.

00:22:02.742 --> 00:22:04.801
Evidently it works.

00:22:04.801 --> 00:22:06.694
And then what don't work?

00:22:06.916 --> 00:22:07.766
No, that's what I'm saying.

00:22:07.806 --> 00:22:19.278
I'm not taking away because still he has to make something happen, but my point is I still say if it wasn't for the five guys on that front line that was protecting me.

00:22:19.380 --> 00:22:19.943
Five guys.

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Whatever?

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Burgers, yeah, burgers.

00:22:22.736 --> 00:22:24.479
Yeah, burgers and fries.

00:22:25.299 --> 00:22:27.022
Listen, I like five guys.

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They have good burgers but the crap of the prices went up on them things.

00:22:30.930 --> 00:22:32.977
I have number eight there.

00:22:32.977 --> 00:22:36.967
I think you get like maybe a cheeseburger or bacon cheeseburger or whatever.

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Someone said they went fries and a drink almost 20 bucks.

00:22:39.521 --> 00:22:43.136
Now what, wow?

00:22:43.136 --> 00:22:44.080
Well hey.

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I go to.

00:22:45.479 --> 00:22:47.362
Blue 42 right here in Morganton.

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Yeah, I pay $12 for a burger, but it's a killer burger.

00:22:50.776 --> 00:22:53.818
That's just like If I'm going to get a burger, I want a good burger.

00:22:53.818 --> 00:22:55.657
Ruby Tuesdays has a great bacon burger.

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Shout out to Blue 42.

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Great burgers.

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Ruby Tuesdays has a great bacon burger $10.

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Yeah.

00:23:02.844 --> 00:23:03.345
There you go.

00:23:03.726 --> 00:23:06.751
Ruby Tuesdays has a great bacon burger Ten bucks, where's that Ruby Tuesdays, lenore.

00:23:07.921 --> 00:23:08.464
I think they have one in.

00:23:08.747 --> 00:23:09.210
Morganton too, do we?

00:23:09.210 --> 00:23:12.980
I don't know if you do or not you might, they're pretty popular.

00:23:13.961 --> 00:23:17.028
Well, no, I had them in Florida, I had them up in Mass.

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I just didn't know of any right around this area.

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Tammy and I would sneak away in Kansas when we were out there by ourselves.

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We'd sneak away at lunchtime.

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You're not in Kansas anymore.

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Oh and by the way, I meant to say some other lady.

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But anyway, we would sneak off on lunch and we would go to Chuck E Cheese Nope.

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Ruby Tuesday's and we would go to Ruby Tuesday's and we would get the two for $20.

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And we'd both eat steak and shrimp or whatever.

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Two entrees, two sides and drinks for $20.

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No, that's not bad.

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Eh, not much here.

00:24:02.519 --> 00:24:05.707
So, the news did you not hear the news?

00:24:05.707 --> 00:24:08.558
Elon musk is a satanist now oh is he?

00:24:08.660 --> 00:24:10.523
yeah, he's everything else, I guess.

00:24:10.523 --> 00:24:12.468
So what's one more to add to his uh?

00:24:12.816 --> 00:24:16.407
he is going to be the creator of the 666 chip.

00:24:16.407 --> 00:24:21.221
I guess that's what they're saying, like will they ever stop.

00:24:21.221 --> 00:24:29.157
Like he's in control of all that, not God, but uh anyway they won't, they won't stop.

00:24:29.157 --> 00:24:30.442
Nah, they're not.

00:24:30.461 --> 00:24:30.883
Who's this?

00:24:30.883 --> 00:24:34.941
Uh, Buckeye Chuck, I guess that's not.

00:24:34.941 --> 00:24:37.319
Uh, the other guy from Pennsylvania.

00:24:37.319 --> 00:24:38.482
They get their own.

00:24:38.983 --> 00:24:41.769
Well wait a minute, yeah, Pennsylvania, they got their own.

00:24:41.769 --> 00:24:43.250
Well wait a minute.

00:24:43.250 --> 00:24:43.970
Yeah, Buckeye Chuck.

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So it's.

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Just one ground or several ground dogs, he said, the clear spring is coming.

00:24:47.056 --> 00:24:51.861
Well see, I seen on there that some other one said that he saw his shadow.

00:24:52.255 --> 00:24:53.058
That's Pennsylvania.

00:24:53.078 --> 00:24:55.597
Yeah, well, where's this?

00:24:55.739 --> 00:24:56.141
Ohio.

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So who do you believe?

00:24:58.961 --> 00:25:05.327
Well, closer to Ohio, kind of Maybe the same distance.

00:25:05.327 --> 00:25:07.053
Yeah, I don't know.

00:25:07.292 --> 00:25:08.015
What about these other places?

00:25:08.015 --> 00:25:08.496
Do we have one?

00:25:08.537 --> 00:25:11.405
down here, like in the mountains, do we have something?

00:25:11.555 --> 00:25:13.102
I have a groundhog at the house.

00:25:13.102 --> 00:25:18.207
I have an old possum that comes up on the porch and tells me when it's time to take my trash away.

00:25:18.395 --> 00:25:21.285
Does he do the weather or spring?

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Is he a shadow type shit?

00:25:23.417 --> 00:25:25.941
No, he just tells me when it's time to take trash out.

00:25:26.655 --> 00:25:28.060
You sound a little nuffy.

00:25:28.060 --> 00:25:32.383
Yeah, we're both feeling a little something here.

00:25:32.383 --> 00:25:33.921
I don't know what it is A little bit.

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I know what it is.

00:25:35.479 --> 00:25:36.321
What the hell is it?

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It sure has been a while, hasn't?

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it.

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Yes, it has.

00:25:42.575 --> 00:25:48.449
Sound like a bunch of babbling idiots, so let's see.

00:25:53.248 --> 00:25:54.151
Hey, they still do that.

00:25:54.471 --> 00:25:55.375
Royal Rumble, you mean WWE, is still on.

00:25:55.515 --> 00:25:56.123
Yeah, I didn't know that either.

00:25:56.123 --> 00:25:56.933
They have wrestling still.

00:25:59.279 --> 00:26:01.145
I guess it's something in Charlotte here.

00:26:02.275 --> 00:26:09.299
Even after people realized it was all fake and rigged and all that Huh Kind of like the NFL People still going to watch it.

00:26:11.377 --> 00:26:15.782
NFL finds two Eagle players, including key weapon Jalen Hurts, before Super Bowl.

00:26:15.782 --> 00:26:17.844
See, it's already starting, man.

00:26:17.934 --> 00:26:26.501
Yep, and it's not going to quit until the Kansas City Chiefs are carrying the trophy home, because you know, that's what's going to happen.

00:26:26.734 --> 00:26:30.760
I won't be watching that whole thing anyways, I probably won't either, but here's what I hope happens.

00:26:31.695 --> 00:26:38.387
I hope it's just like every other government sting that they are going to go to what's going to make the money.

00:26:38.588 --> 00:26:38.929
Right.

00:26:39.576 --> 00:26:42.463
So everybody's expecting Kansas City to three-peat.

00:26:42.984 --> 00:26:43.385
All right.

00:26:45.111 --> 00:26:45.652
You think that?

00:26:45.652 --> 00:26:58.278
I think they're going to throw the Super Bowl and the Eagles will win and the payoff will be extreme to the people who went with the Eagles and it's going to.

00:26:58.278 --> 00:27:00.102
I don't know.

00:27:00.102 --> 00:27:02.067
I think they're really setting it up for that.

00:27:02.174 --> 00:27:03.320
Well, it just seems weird.

00:27:03.320 --> 00:27:07.903
I participated in DraftKings at one time.

00:27:07.903 --> 00:27:09.309
Crap, I still get the damn app.

00:27:09.309 --> 00:27:27.265
Right but it seems like ever since they were able to just go public pretty much and advertising on the games and stuff, the the games seem pretty funny and I know I'm a Patriot fan, people say, well, yeah, blah, blah, blah, patriot, whatever.

00:27:27.535 --> 00:27:29.321
And it's not only Kansas.

00:27:29.342 --> 00:27:29.502
City.

00:27:30.275 --> 00:27:31.779
When you're watching a football game.

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It doesn't matter what game you're watching, the refs are missing.

00:27:36.398 --> 00:27:38.665
Calls like crazy no, this is true.

00:27:38.665 --> 00:27:40.540
Or they're adding.

00:27:40.622 --> 00:27:43.652
Calls like crazy no, this is true or they're adding calls like crazy.

00:27:43.652 --> 00:27:47.530
Perfect example of the last game of the season with the Patriots and Buffalo.

00:27:47.530 --> 00:27:58.810
Buffalo didn't want to win, patriots almost couldn't win and the refs were just doing whatever, just let the game play out, man Don't start calling stupid shit.

00:27:58.892 --> 00:28:00.237
Exactly, exactly.

00:28:00.237 --> 00:28:02.101
Just let it ride.

00:28:02.101 --> 00:28:17.943
Here's the other thing If you're in a major game and I'm a ref and I see two guys going at it and a hand goes across the guy's face mask that's not a call.

00:28:18.635 --> 00:28:19.117
Exactly.

00:28:19.199 --> 00:28:21.982
They called that in the Ravens game.

00:28:23.336 --> 00:28:26.103
And they've done that a lot too, just grazing yeah.

00:28:26.304 --> 00:28:27.847
Yeah, 15 yards.

00:28:27.847 --> 00:28:30.123
That actually turned that ballgame.

00:28:30.123 --> 00:28:32.441
That turned that ballgame.

00:28:32.674 --> 00:28:34.365
Why isn't it a five-yard penalty?

00:28:34.707 --> 00:28:36.035
Right If it was an accident.

00:28:36.035 --> 00:28:41.228
Now, when somebody grabs the face mask and jerks, someone to the ground that's different.

00:28:41.228 --> 00:28:44.380
Oh, here's something else.

00:28:44.380 --> 00:28:45.221
You got something.

00:28:45.221 --> 00:28:46.905
It's tax time.

00:28:47.267 --> 00:28:47.547
Yeah.

00:28:48.675 --> 00:28:51.224
Hey, for all you tax dodgers out there.

00:28:52.016 --> 00:28:57.387
Some cub drivers experienced the madhouse effect that the Bowman Gray during the Clash Heat Races.

00:28:57.387 --> 00:28:59.740
What's that all about, Tom?

00:29:00.142 --> 00:29:00.542
I don't know.

00:29:00.542 --> 00:29:01.779
I haven't watched any raisins.

00:29:01.779 --> 00:29:08.846
Raisins don't actually officially start for me until the Daytona 500.

00:29:08.846 --> 00:29:10.097
The Super Bowl of raisins.

00:29:10.097 --> 00:29:14.282
Why did they start that in the very first of the year?

00:29:14.282 --> 00:29:14.895
Hey look.

00:29:15.617 --> 00:29:16.680
First seniors, aren't we?

00:29:16.680 --> 00:29:25.400
Let's see what we can get for deals, oh, but often forget to claim Entertainment fees.

00:29:25.400 --> 00:29:27.694
It's going to be $60.

00:29:27.694 --> 00:29:28.537
Oh, that's me.

00:29:28.537 --> 00:29:31.788
Look at that I don't even go to the damn movies.

00:29:31.788 --> 00:29:32.515
$60 plus.

00:29:32.515 --> 00:29:34.719
Oh well, that sucks.

00:29:34.719 --> 00:29:37.890
You can go to a museum, those are always fun.

00:29:37.910 --> 00:29:38.490
Cool, cool.

00:29:40.037 --> 00:29:41.502
I can't even get into the national parks.

00:29:41.502 --> 00:29:42.970
My auto insurance is cheap anyways.

00:29:42.970 --> 00:29:43.169
Cool, cool.

00:29:43.169 --> 00:29:43.840
Oh, I can't even get into the national parks.

00:29:43.840 --> 00:29:44.215
My auto insurance is cheap anyways.

00:29:45.055 --> 00:29:50.340
Wait, go back to that, because I might need that Auto insurance.

00:29:51.214 --> 00:29:52.567
They're over $45.

00:29:52.567 --> 00:29:55.200
They're more than $45 a month.

00:29:55.200 --> 00:29:56.784
How much?

00:29:56.784 --> 00:30:00.393
$38.

00:30:00.393 --> 00:30:02.116
Wow, what a pair.

00:30:02.116 --> 00:30:03.820
We are sneezing coughing.

00:30:03.901 --> 00:30:05.265
Yeah, this is something bud.

00:30:06.386 --> 00:30:09.020
All right, this looks like spam shit.

00:30:09.020 --> 00:30:12.367
That way of hearing aids, that looks boring as hell.

00:30:13.816 --> 00:30:15.199
That reminded me of a joke.

00:30:15.199 --> 00:30:16.201
What's the joke?

00:30:16.201 --> 00:30:17.923
This guy goes to the doctor.

00:30:17.923 --> 00:30:24.461
He tells the doctor that he can't hear, said I'm having trouble hearing out of my right ear.

00:30:24.461 --> 00:30:29.170
He said well, do you have hearing aids?

00:30:29.170 --> 00:30:36.391
He said, yeah, I even wear hearing aids, so I don't understand what the issue is.

00:30:36.391 --> 00:30:36.993
He said well, let's look.

00:30:36.993 --> 00:30:38.297
So the doctor looks in his ear.

00:30:38.297 --> 00:30:39.540
He said ah, see the problem, you have a suppository in his ear.

00:30:39.540 --> 00:30:43.352
He said ah, see the problem, you have a suppository in your ear.

00:30:43.352 --> 00:30:47.359
He said ah, well, that's where my hearing aid's at.

00:30:47.380 --> 00:30:50.440
Then when it's not working.

00:30:50.440 --> 00:30:54.103
Huh, let's see when do we go from here.

00:30:54.375 --> 00:30:58.161
Where's that cheeseburger from Five dollar discount?

00:30:58.454 --> 00:31:00.077
Yeah, that was that, thing, I was just on.

00:31:00.218 --> 00:31:01.079
Oh, okay.

00:31:01.359 --> 00:31:03.042
Well, you know, I didn't go through the whole thing.

00:31:03.042 --> 00:31:07.089
Right, I should have got to the food part, because that's food.

00:31:08.136 --> 00:31:12.837
Yeah, that was funny, my son.

00:31:12.837 --> 00:31:18.977
I tasted a little hint of oregano, a little hint of that little girl Right.

00:31:19.178 --> 00:31:26.073
I knew it was him and then he found it that was funny though, that little girl Right, I knew it was him and then he found it.

00:31:26.073 --> 00:31:26.875
That was funny though, that little kid.

00:31:26.875 --> 00:31:27.942
You had shown me that before.

00:31:27.942 --> 00:31:35.681
Yeah, see, I remember that because you said Josh, I said it right to you, Yep, but he is Well between my mother and his mother.

00:31:36.903 --> 00:31:39.769
He got hammered and cooking and baking early.

00:31:39.769 --> 00:31:42.763
My mom did nothing but cook at a restaurant her whole life.

00:31:43.105 --> 00:31:43.465
Okay.

00:31:44.276 --> 00:31:46.763
And she baked and did all kinds of stuff.

00:31:46.763 --> 00:31:48.037
Well, she would.

00:31:48.037 --> 00:31:51.445
Well, josh, if you're bored, let's get up and make a cake.

00:31:51.445 --> 00:31:54.303
Josh would get up and make a cake with mom.

00:31:54.303 --> 00:31:58.122
He spent a lot of time with my mom when he was young.

00:31:59.346 --> 00:31:59.807
Look at this.

00:31:59.807 --> 00:32:02.263
This is telling you how you can win the lottery all the time.

00:32:02.474 --> 00:32:03.278
I know how to win.

00:32:03.338 --> 00:32:05.419
That's why there's so many rich people running around.

00:32:05.419 --> 00:32:08.442
Yeah, adjustable glasses for any situation.

00:32:08.694 --> 00:32:09.538
Well, wait a minute.

00:32:09.538 --> 00:32:10.261
I like that idea.

00:32:10.261 --> 00:32:12.742
Yeah, I need those.

00:32:12.742 --> 00:32:15.516
My nose is sore from sliding my glasses up and down.

00:32:15.536 --> 00:32:16.298
What the hell?

00:32:16.298 --> 00:32:21.069
Well, let's just check this out.

00:32:21.069 --> 00:32:23.509
See what we have here.

00:32:23.509 --> 00:32:36.432
I'll never, pay for prescription glasses again things that freaking old people get excited over we can see this seems like a lot to look into.

00:32:36.432 --> 00:32:39.266
Yeah, seems like a lot.

00:32:39.266 --> 00:32:43.108
I'm looking for the cheap food.

00:32:43.108 --> 00:32:58.163
Oh, yeah, a lot of hearing aid stuff here we go Cheeseburgers oh it's on coffee and beverages, steak and shake.

00:32:58.163 --> 00:33:00.984
50 plus 10%, that's us.

00:33:02.119 --> 00:33:03.942
Wendy's Gotta go to Charlotte to get it 55 plus 10%.

00:33:03.942 --> 00:33:03.990
That's us.

00:33:03.990 --> 00:33:06.423
Wendy's Gotta go to Charlotte to get it 55 plus, that's me.

00:33:08.630 --> 00:33:09.030
Denny's.

00:33:09.579 --> 00:33:10.826
Golden Corral is what?

00:33:12.319 --> 00:33:14.125
Variety Varies by location.

00:33:14.125 --> 00:33:25.313
Perkins 55 plus menu, subway, old Country Buffet Do we even have one of those around here?

00:33:25.313 --> 00:33:26.319
I've never heard of them.

00:33:26.319 --> 00:33:31.007
Long John's Huh, what do you know?

00:33:31.007 --> 00:33:42.650
Yeah, but Long John Silver says no, I'm talking about all these places 55 and over Subway, that's 60, but I don't go to Subway.

00:33:42.650 --> 00:33:44.325
I don't really go to Subway that's 60, but I don't go to.

00:33:44.345 --> 00:33:44.565
Subway.

00:33:44.565 --> 00:33:46.691
I don't really go to Subway anymore either.

00:33:47.845 --> 00:33:48.527
I like Chubby's.

00:33:48.527 --> 00:33:52.109
I don't like a Chubby's, I like.

00:33:52.210 --> 00:33:54.000
Chubby's restaurant.

00:33:54.000 --> 00:33:58.392
They have a good salad too.

00:33:58.681 --> 00:34:00.106
They have good pizza too, actually.

00:34:00.662 --> 00:34:01.224
With all of it.

00:34:01.224 --> 00:34:05.763
Yeah, chubby's is decent, shout out, chubby's is decent, shout out Chubby's.

00:34:05.763 --> 00:34:08.771
You know they're not open on Saturdays.

00:34:08.791 --> 00:34:10.114
I'm starting to hear a little commotion.

00:34:11.047 --> 00:34:16.847
I think the you know please don't tell me, bill and Troy's out there.

00:34:17.300 --> 00:34:19.246
Is that who they're yelling at?

00:34:19.869 --> 00:34:20.411
It might be.

00:34:20.411 --> 00:34:24.230
Oh, it could be All right.

00:34:26.344 --> 00:34:27.650
Let's take a pause here.

00:34:27.650 --> 00:34:29.867
We'll go get the little dudes.

00:34:29.867 --> 00:34:32.882
We'll be right back, we'll be right back.

00:34:32.902 --> 00:34:36.344
You believe those freaking idiots?

00:34:36.344 --> 00:34:39.708
Yeah, the hell do you think he is?

00:34:39.708 --> 00:34:55.798
He's gonna find out.

00:34:55.798 --> 00:34:59.954
What the hell did he say to get you going?

00:34:59.954 --> 00:35:02.393
He told me to park my car in another spot.

00:35:02.393 --> 00:35:05.898
But your car is little, yeah, so what difference does it make where I park it?

00:35:05.898 --> 00:35:10.170
Well, you always kind of park in the way Squeak.

00:35:10.170 --> 00:35:17.070
Well, I can park where I want to, but that's not the way it goes.

00:35:17.070 --> 00:35:23.925
They gave you that little spot by the flower bed, oh God, yeah, where all the bugs are.

00:35:23.925 --> 00:35:27.885
You're still complaining about them.

00:35:27.885 --> 00:35:29.871
Bugs, yeah, why?

00:35:29.871 --> 00:35:31.489
Well, because of getting a car.

00:35:31.489 --> 00:35:36.286
Imagine driving down the road minding your own business.

00:35:36.286 --> 00:35:38.811
Something's on my neck.

00:35:38.811 --> 00:35:41.983
We're done, it's all over Over.

00:35:41.983 --> 00:35:42.992
A damn bug.

00:35:42.992 --> 00:35:49.327
Well, why don't you, about that, get some kind of repellent.

00:35:49.327 --> 00:35:50.934
I'm going to do something about it.

00:35:50.934 --> 00:35:53.097
All right, I'm going to dig up all them damn flowers.

00:35:53.480 --> 00:35:55.208
You know you have problems with things.

00:35:55.208 --> 00:35:56.405
You hit squirrels.

00:35:56.405 --> 00:35:58.460
You have a problem with bugs.

00:35:58.460 --> 00:36:01.902
Listen, I didn't hit the squirrel, the squirrel hit me.

00:36:01.902 --> 00:36:04.431
Did it, did it, did it Really?

00:36:04.431 --> 00:36:09.688
Oh, are you sick too, like those other dudes?

00:36:09.688 --> 00:36:20.489
No, oh, okay, I've never been sick, never, ever, no, except for that one day when I got on the dance floor.

00:36:20.489 --> 00:36:22.255
You got on the dance floor.

00:36:22.255 --> 00:36:23.865
Yeah, it was sick.

00:36:23.865 --> 00:36:27.686
Yeah, no, no, no, that's not what we're talking about.

00:36:27.686 --> 00:36:32.023
Oh, but you know what I want to talk about?

00:36:32.023 --> 00:36:35.092
That little problem we had a couple weeks ago.

00:36:35.092 --> 00:36:37.648
It's been a while since we've been here.

00:36:37.648 --> 00:36:40.179
Listen, I take a blue pill for that.

00:36:40.179 --> 00:36:42.333
We ain't going to bring it up, no, more more.

00:36:42.353 --> 00:36:43.278
Don't know what I'm talking about?

00:36:43.278 --> 00:36:46.530
Those three little bastards from that cereal.

00:36:46.530 --> 00:36:49.277
Oh, oh, yeah, sorry about that.

00:36:49.277 --> 00:36:51.646
Yeah, yeah, them bastards.

00:36:51.646 --> 00:36:57.489
Yeah, you know you were pretty pissed off at the Keebler elves also.

00:36:57.489 --> 00:36:59.369
Well, yeah, I'm pissed.

00:36:59.369 --> 00:37:04.208
Well, who, easy, I didn't mean to bring it up.

00:37:04.208 --> 00:37:05.505
I know it's a sore spot.

00:37:05.505 --> 00:37:07.748
Yeah, well, it's sore.

00:37:07.748 --> 00:37:14.751
I'm telling you one thing If it gets any worse, I'm gonna have to go see a wound specialist.

00:37:14.751 --> 00:37:16.427
Well, don't let it bite.

00:37:16.427 --> 00:37:18.789
Ya, well, it sure the shit does.

00:37:19.130 --> 00:37:24.838
Three little guys I snap, I crackle, I snap, I crackle, I pop.

00:37:24.838 --> 00:37:26.751
What the hell's up with that?

00:37:26.751 --> 00:37:29.545
I don't know why do you need three of them?

00:37:29.545 --> 00:37:32.188
One can handle all that noise making.

00:37:32.188 --> 00:37:44.307
They're the most redundant trio since those three tenors yeah, well, that's exactly right, but I don't get.

00:37:45.353 --> 00:37:50.766
Well, this is just really Trying to piss me off.

00:37:50.766 --> 00:37:55.869
It should Well like their cereal makes noise.

00:37:55.869 --> 00:37:58.519
Who wants to hear a bunch of damn noise In the morning?

00:37:58.519 --> 00:38:00.619
Not really a lot of people.

00:38:00.619 --> 00:38:02.603
Good point, commercial guy with his damn ear down there, I hear it.

00:38:02.603 --> 00:38:02.797
Boys in the morning?

00:38:02.797 --> 00:38:03.135
No, not really a lot of people, you get a good point.

00:38:03.135 --> 00:38:07.269
Yeah, commercial Guy with his damn ear down there at the bowl, I hear it.

00:38:07.269 --> 00:38:07.952
I hear it.

00:38:07.952 --> 00:38:11.706
Well, big fucking deal, we all hear it.

00:38:11.706 --> 00:38:13.507
It's milk here.

00:38:13.507 --> 00:38:18.007
Oh boy, let's start a series.

00:38:18.007 --> 00:38:20.644
We invented something, yeah, it'll be.

00:38:21.201 --> 00:38:24.030
And don't get me started on their fashion sense.

00:38:24.030 --> 00:38:26.628
What those stupid little caps they wear.

00:38:26.628 --> 00:38:28.909
Are they cereal mascots?

00:38:28.909 --> 00:38:31.788
Or are they like part-time barbers?

00:38:31.788 --> 00:38:34.606
Barber, that'd be funny as hell.

00:38:34.606 --> 00:38:37.653
Well, let me just tell you what they are.

00:38:37.653 --> 00:38:38.619
What, what are they?

00:38:38.619 --> 00:38:41.983
They're hiding the sense that they don't have a good barber.

00:38:41.983 --> 00:38:45.306
All they have Well, that's a big point a good barber on them hats, well, that's a big point by you.

00:38:45.306 --> 00:38:51.994
Well, yeah, they better wear a hat, because why would you want their hair falling in your damn cereal?

00:38:51.994 --> 00:38:58.952
Well, nobody really wants that.

00:38:58.972 --> 00:39:00.018
And does anybody eat that at all?

00:39:00.018 --> 00:39:04.315
That cereal, it's kind of plain, it's like little airy things.

00:39:04.315 --> 00:39:07.568
Right, there's no sugar, no, nothing, just.

00:39:07.568 --> 00:39:08.826
Well, wait a minute.

00:39:08.826 --> 00:39:10.365
They have the frosting.

00:39:10.365 --> 00:39:12.224
What about the rice cakes?

00:39:12.224 --> 00:39:15.847
What, those little Rice Krispies cakes?

00:39:15.847 --> 00:39:20.367
Well, those are good, yeah, but those are good.

00:39:20.407 --> 00:39:24.353
That's not cereal, oh, it's cereal in a dessert form.

00:39:24.353 --> 00:39:25.559
Okay, well, let's.

00:39:25.559 --> 00:39:28.048
That's the only way Rice Krispies will taste good.

00:39:28.048 --> 00:39:29.931
Let me get away, exactly.

00:39:29.931 --> 00:39:35.188
But you know why else it's good, why Doesn't make any damn noise?

00:39:35.188 --> 00:39:38.067
Well, when you crunch it it does.

00:39:38.219 --> 00:39:40.007
Well, yeah, snap crack, oop.

00:39:40.007 --> 00:39:45.675
Oh, what's a oop Gulp Like Well, yeah, snap crackle, oop.

00:39:45.675 --> 00:39:47.079
Oh, what's a oop Gulp Like swallow?

00:39:47.079 --> 00:39:52.364
What about those other guys there Don't tell me you're thinking about?

00:39:52.384 --> 00:39:59.588
Well, you know the other ones that you talked about, them tree-hugging elves, yeah, yeah, them guys.

00:39:59.588 --> 00:40:04.106
Well, I got one word for them.

00:40:04.106 --> 00:40:06.271
What's that Stupid?

00:40:06.271 --> 00:40:06.893
What?

00:40:06.893 --> 00:40:07.293
Why?

00:40:07.293 --> 00:40:11.865
Well, okay, you ever seen a fudge stripe?

00:40:11.865 --> 00:40:16.028
Yeah, didn't we discuss this before?

00:40:16.028 --> 00:40:18.166
That's what started this.

00:40:18.166 --> 00:40:22.976
Yeah, well, the whole bottom is done right, all chocolate.

00:40:22.976 --> 00:40:23.846
Oh Well, the whole bottom is done right, all chocolate.

00:40:23.846 --> 00:40:29.708
Oh, yes, yes, but the top, let's just do a couple lines on it.

00:40:29.708 --> 00:40:31.387
Well, that's why it strikes.

00:40:31.387 --> 00:40:40.083
You can get the other ones that have fudge grams, yeah, but now we gotta buy a whole new box of goodies.

00:40:40.083 --> 00:40:41.862
Well then, don't buy the strikes.

00:40:41.862 --> 00:40:46.864
If you think they're getting ripped off, don't buy them Get the fudge grams.

00:40:46.864 --> 00:40:51.092
No, that means I'm doing what they're.

00:40:51.092 --> 00:40:55.536
They're not going to determine what I eat just because I hear.

00:40:55.536 --> 00:41:04.211
Ya, it's like they're secretly working for the vacuum cleaner industry, making cookies that are designed to spill everywhere.

00:41:04.211 --> 00:41:05.099
Sure, you open the.

00:41:05.099 --> 00:41:08.193
That's why you get the stripes Shit.

00:41:08.193 --> 00:41:09.460
No, we know what the stripes are.

00:41:09.760 --> 00:41:11.088
They don't really know what they're doing.

00:41:11.300 --> 00:41:12.766
Yeah, we know what the stripes are.

00:41:12.766 --> 00:41:19.509
You know how they put the stripes on the cookies, how Well they chop it up with a credit card and they line it all up.

00:41:19.509 --> 00:41:20.811
Real neat, they snortin' it.

00:41:20.811 --> 00:41:24.407
Well, that's what it symbolizes.

00:41:24.407 --> 00:41:25.193
That's where the parts are gone.

00:41:25.233 --> 00:41:28.202
Them damn treehuggers snorting, yeah, snorting fudge.

00:41:28.202 --> 00:41:32.603
I thought you were gonna tell me it's like skid marks on your underwear or something.

00:41:32.603 --> 00:41:35.827
Well, that's what I think about when I think about fudge.

00:41:35.827 --> 00:41:36.664
Oh, that's nasty.

00:41:36.664 --> 00:41:39.483
That doesn't sound appetizing now.

00:41:39.483 --> 00:41:41.266
Okay, well, then let's go get a bite.

00:41:41.266 --> 00:41:43.731
I do like the fudgy mint ones they have too.

00:41:43.731 --> 00:41:44.653
Those are delicious.

00:41:44.653 --> 00:41:47.045
Okay, well, let's go get a bite of chip.

00:41:47.045 --> 00:41:49.534
Ahoy, where there's a chip in every bite.

00:41:49.534 --> 00:41:55.018
Yeah, if you eat the whole fucking cookie, one bite, yeah, because you bite that thing you might get a chip.

00:41:55.018 --> 00:42:00.905
I think those cookies are pretty much our size.

00:42:00.905 --> 00:42:09.916
Now there's more chocolate chips in the cookie crisp cereal than there is in a chip-a-hoi cookie.

00:42:11.061 --> 00:42:13.889
You know, it's funny that you mention the stripe thing.

00:42:13.889 --> 00:42:14.692
It's true.

00:42:14.692 --> 00:42:23.907
It's like maybe they got bored and thought you know what, let's just dunk half of it in fudge and call it a day, you're right?

00:42:23.907 --> 00:42:25.927
Well, I don't know.

00:42:25.927 --> 00:42:30.027
I just know that they're a bunch of idiots.

00:42:30.027 --> 00:42:39.286
Yeah, laziness, I guess, but I just can't explain it enough.

00:42:39.286 --> 00:42:42.273
If you're gonna make a cookie, throw it in.

00:42:42.273 --> 00:42:42.998
Don't just half make a cookie.

00:42:42.998 --> 00:42:53.547
Right, go all in, don't just half-ass it, right, right, you got chocolate on one side, oh, oh, missed a little bit here, missed a little bit there.

00:42:53.547 --> 00:42:56.148
Oh, let's call it fudge stripes.

00:42:56.148 --> 00:42:59.056
No, you're shitting me on the fudge.

00:42:59.056 --> 00:43:02.469
Yeah, we deserve a fully fudged cookie, true.

00:43:02.469 --> 00:43:04.224
Well, me own the fudge.

00:43:04.224 --> 00:43:05.208
Yeah, we deserve a fully fudged cookie, true.

00:43:05.228 --> 00:43:07.677
And then there's the whole issue of that stupid tree.

00:43:07.677 --> 00:43:09.626
Yeah, what's up with that squeak?

00:43:09.626 --> 00:43:13.146
Didn't you say that was a fire hazard?

00:43:13.146 --> 00:43:15.628
Yeah, because they're geniuses.

00:43:15.628 --> 00:43:19.474
Hey, let's put a bunch of ovens in a fucking wooden tree.

00:43:19.474 --> 00:43:20.039
There you go.

00:43:20.039 --> 00:43:22.626
Oh boy, they're not smart at all.

00:43:22.626 --> 00:43:24.612
Oh jeez man, they're not smart at all.

00:43:24.612 --> 00:43:25.655
No, and they've got.

00:43:25.695 --> 00:43:31.467
So wait a minute what this is, why there's all these fires happening Because of these little bastards.

00:43:31.467 --> 00:43:36.289
Yeah, and it's not even a very good cookie Dang, yeah.

00:43:36.289 --> 00:43:42.072
Why don't they go to no-bake cookies?

00:43:42.072 --> 00:43:48.527
Well, we can do that, yeah, but it's not very good, no, no, not at all.

00:43:48.527 --> 00:43:50.246
We don't know what we're doing.

00:43:50.246 --> 00:43:53.887
Well, we know what we're doing, we just can't do it very well.

00:43:53.887 --> 00:43:59.565
Yeah, I know exactly how to do it, I just don't do it very well.

00:43:59.565 --> 00:44:02.485
Hey, you know what I like other things.

00:44:02.485 --> 00:44:07.068
What's your worst mascot?

00:44:07.068 --> 00:44:09.057
I know you hate the elves.

00:44:09.057 --> 00:44:14.534
I know you hate the stupid three amigos, or whatever the hell they are.

00:44:14.534 --> 00:44:17.619
Let me tell you the worst, which one do you hate, the most.

00:44:17.679 --> 00:44:19.047
The worst mascot.

00:44:19.047 --> 00:44:20.485
Let's get on your nerves.

00:44:20.485 --> 00:44:29.005
Okay, this year it's a damn fox on the Kansas City Chiefs sideline, that dumbass running around.

00:44:29.005 --> 00:44:31.106
Ah, why does that have a fox?

00:44:31.106 --> 00:44:32.583
I don't know.

00:44:32.583 --> 00:44:34.443
That's the dumbest damn word.

00:44:34.443 --> 00:44:37.244
Chiefs, let's have a wolf or a fox, whatever that is.

00:44:37.244 --> 00:44:38.943
That makes so damn sense.

00:44:38.943 --> 00:44:40.568
It's like McDonald's with Grimace.

00:44:40.568 --> 00:44:42.704
What the hell is that Grimace?

00:44:42.704 --> 00:44:45.978
What the hell is that Grimace?

00:44:45.978 --> 00:44:46.420
What is that?

00:44:46.420 --> 00:44:48.085
What is he supposed to be?

00:44:48.085 --> 00:44:49.349
I don't know.

00:44:49.349 --> 00:44:56.148
I know what the cheese burglar is, right, I know what the hamburger is.

00:44:57.840 --> 00:45:02.472
And what's the other guy with the striped suit on the striped suit?

00:45:02.472 --> 00:45:03.074
Wasn't that the guy with the striped suit on the striped suit?

00:45:03.074 --> 00:45:06.389
Wasn't that the Wearing the prison stripes?

00:45:06.389 --> 00:45:08.365
That's the Hamburglar.

00:45:08.365 --> 00:45:11.458
Oh, yeah, and you got Merrick Cheese.

00:45:11.458 --> 00:45:13.005
Merrick Cheese was the burger.

00:45:13.005 --> 00:45:14.068
Yeah, that's what it was.

00:45:14.068 --> 00:45:17.027
Yeah, but what the hell is Grimace?

00:45:17.027 --> 00:45:19.086
He's a big butt plug.

00:45:19.086 --> 00:45:21.172
Have you not seen him?

00:45:21.172 --> 00:45:22.307
Have you not seen this guy?

00:45:22.307 --> 00:45:23.197
Have you not seen this?

00:45:23.197 --> 00:45:26.471
He's shaped like a great big butt plug.

00:45:26.471 --> 00:45:30.708
Yeah, why would they put a butt plug on there?

00:45:30.708 --> 00:45:35.070
Well, because after you eat their shit, you're going to have a butt plug.

00:45:35.070 --> 00:45:38.867
Well, that's pretty much self-explanatory.

00:45:38.867 --> 00:45:42.668
No, ben, where do you want me to go from?

00:45:42.668 --> 00:45:46.378
Here, I can't tell what they.

00:45:46.378 --> 00:45:48.586
They put this shit on TV, not me.

00:45:48.586 --> 00:45:55.456
Anyways, well, I guess that's it.

00:45:55.456 --> 00:45:57.958
I'm out of here, pie and cranky.

00:45:57.958 --> 00:46:03.012
I'm going to go back out here and see if I can find this idiot in the parking lot again.

00:46:03.012 --> 00:46:05.407
Give him a piece of my mind.

00:46:05.407 --> 00:46:08.989
Well, we'll just wait until next week.

00:46:08.989 --> 00:46:10.186
We'll figure something out.

00:46:10.186 --> 00:46:17.643
Until then, keep your cereal quiet and your cookies intact, right Squeak, yeah, cookies.

00:46:17.643 --> 00:46:21.112
Well, yep, bye, bye.

00:46:22.740 --> 00:46:25.786
What gummies Didn't we do a gummy?

00:46:25.786 --> 00:46:28.427
Wait, we did a gummy.

00:46:28.427 --> 00:46:30.987
No, no, no, wait a minute.

00:46:30.987 --> 00:46:33.065
What did they do?

00:46:33.065 --> 00:46:34.150
No, wait a minute.

00:46:34.150 --> 00:46:37.065
Yeah, yeah, we found their gummies.

00:46:37.065 --> 00:46:38.530
That was funny.

00:46:38.530 --> 00:46:39.532
It was funny.

00:46:39.532 --> 00:46:41.045
It's still funny right now.

00:46:44.302 --> 00:46:45.887
Why can't we get out of this room?

00:46:45.887 --> 00:46:47.686
Well, because of the gummies.

00:46:47.686 --> 00:46:50.068
The gummies won't let us out.

00:46:50.068 --> 00:46:52.628
No, no, we can't figure it out.

00:46:52.628 --> 00:46:56.690
I know there's a door handle here somewhere.

00:46:56.690 --> 00:46:58.545
What'd you do with it?

00:46:58.545 --> 00:46:59.849
Well, I'm not sure.

00:46:59.849 --> 00:47:02.248
Might have put it in a slingshot.

00:47:02.248 --> 00:47:04.965
Why would you do that?

00:47:04.965 --> 00:47:12.168
Well, it was part of the system where I was inventing that you shouldn't do that shit while we're doing gummies.

00:47:12.168 --> 00:47:18.344
Well, the catapult, remember, I was trying to invent the catapult, yeah, and look what happened.

00:47:18.344 --> 00:47:20.865
Yeah, well, what happened to Troy's car?

00:47:20.865 --> 00:47:23.047
That was wonderful.

00:47:23.047 --> 00:47:25.586
He wasn't too happy.

00:47:25.586 --> 00:47:28.788
You heard him in the damn room when we came in.

00:47:28.788 --> 00:47:32.639
Yeah, exactly, oh, yeah, you love that shit Late Monday.

00:47:32.639 --> 00:47:34.918
You ever wonder why I wasn't so pissed off.

00:47:34.918 --> 00:47:37.025
Is this stupid thing recording us?

00:47:37.025 --> 00:47:37.387
Still?

00:47:37.387 --> 00:47:38.070
I hope not.

00:47:38.070 --> 00:47:40.568
Um, we were supposed to leave.

00:47:40.568 --> 00:47:42.864
Yeah, well, we can't get out of that damn room.

00:47:42.864 --> 00:47:43.887
They locked us in.

00:47:43.887 --> 00:47:44.628
Oh, oh, oh.

00:47:44.628 --> 00:47:52.025
Yeah, I'm sorry, I had the button turned the wrong way.

00:47:52.025 --> 00:47:57.494
All right, bye, bye.

00:47:57.514 --> 00:48:02.898
Bye oh boy, wow them too, I tell you what it's something else.

00:48:03.661 --> 00:48:04.666
It's been a while too.

00:48:04.920 --> 00:48:10.889
Yeah, and the thing about it is, I enjoy it so much because you don't ever know what is going to come out.

00:48:10.969 --> 00:48:13.875
Nope, grimace, fuck plug, grimace.

00:48:13.875 --> 00:48:17.768
You know, I'll never see that, I'll never see that the same again.

00:48:18.760 --> 00:48:21.451
That's squeak man, it's something else.

00:48:21.451 --> 00:48:23.922
And what's he?

00:48:23.922 --> 00:48:24.143
How can he?

00:48:24.143 --> 00:48:25.228
Why did that go there?

00:48:25.228 --> 00:48:27.487
Why is his mind on that?

00:48:28.347 --> 00:48:36.679
I have no idea, I would have never, I'd never even seen that In his defense Pip did ask him what his the one he hated the most.

00:48:36.679 --> 00:48:41.342
But we have to discuss the little incident Before they came in With Troy.

00:48:41.362 --> 00:48:42.322
They're a little hot still.

00:48:42.322 --> 00:48:43.063
That's been way back in the summer.

00:48:43.063 --> 00:48:45.786
We have to discuss the little incident before they came in with Troy.

00:48:45.806 --> 00:48:46.047
Oh yeah, Troy.

00:48:46.047 --> 00:48:47.068
Woo-hoo, they're a little hot still.

00:48:47.068 --> 00:48:48.349
That's been way back in the summer.

00:48:48.349 --> 00:48:48.990
That still hasn't boiled.

00:48:48.990 --> 00:48:50.693
It's getting ready to boil over even more.

00:48:50.793 --> 00:48:56.661
Yeah, well, because we're going to have Troy over more Yep, he's going to be doing some things for us.

00:48:57.322 --> 00:48:57.581
Right.

00:48:57.983 --> 00:48:58.262
Yeah.

00:48:59.103 --> 00:49:04.068
But I'm not going to look at Rice Krispies the same again either, so no.

00:49:04.068 --> 00:49:06.048
Or any Kiva Ralph cookie.

00:49:06.329 --> 00:49:09.211
I probably won't even buy a Kiva Ralph cookie after that.

00:49:09.371 --> 00:49:13.335
Well, hey, I guess they crumble and shit anyways or whatever.

00:49:14.076 --> 00:49:15.978
I don't have a good vacuum cleaner anyway.

00:49:18.222 --> 00:49:22.130
No, no, no, but they make some good Squeaks, makes some good points as a forest, you know.

00:49:22.289 --> 00:49:23.492
Yeah, why would you have they got?

00:49:23.512 --> 00:49:24.393
ovens in trees.

00:49:24.559 --> 00:49:25.943
Yeah, why would you have an oven in a tree?

00:49:25.963 --> 00:49:26.585
What an idea.

00:49:26.585 --> 00:49:28.650
In a cave that makes sense.

00:49:28.650 --> 00:49:31.751
Yeah, no, shut them, boys, in a cave.

00:49:31.751 --> 00:49:37.485
Let's put this in a tree and make cookies, and we don't even fudge them all.

00:49:37.746 --> 00:49:38.068
No.

00:49:40.402 --> 00:49:45.952
Anyways, that was entertaining this time, yeah that was kind of good Good to hear from them again like this time.

00:49:45.952 --> 00:49:54.275
And what is that fox thing that dances around in the end zone at Kansas City Games?

00:49:54.275 --> 00:49:54.920
No, I have no idea what that is.

00:49:54.920 --> 00:49:56.244
How does that represent?

00:49:56.244 --> 00:49:57.663
I don't know what happened to.

00:49:57.663 --> 00:49:59.148
What the hell was the name?

00:49:59.148 --> 00:50:00.583
The mascot, wasn't it like?

00:50:00.583 --> 00:50:02.909
Let me look that up, yeah.

00:50:03.150 --> 00:50:04.353
They had a mascot.

00:50:04.860 --> 00:50:06.748
It was a guy in a headdress.

00:50:06.748 --> 00:50:15.610
Chiefs introduced their first mascot in 1963, a pinto-colored horse named Warpaint, and there went live animal mascots for the NFL.

00:50:15.610 --> 00:50:21.855
Warpaint quickly became a symbol of the franchise and there was a guy that wrote it.

00:50:21.855 --> 00:50:23.398
And stuff franchise and there was a guy that wrote it.

00:50:24.400 --> 00:50:33.568
So they stole their idea from Denver, where Denver rides Thunder across the field.

00:50:33.628 --> 00:50:36.791
No, this was a guy, though, with headdress and everything.

00:50:36.791 --> 00:50:40.235
It was an Indian, yeah, 1963.

00:50:40.896 --> 00:50:41.135
Wow.

00:50:45.007 --> 00:50:51.240
How racist can you get Written?

00:50:52.001 --> 00:50:52.402
by.

00:50:52.402 --> 00:51:00.474
This is a pretty good Indian name, bob Johnson yeah well, I don't mean to laugh people, but that's ridiculous.

00:51:01.159 --> 00:51:04.847
Who Wore an American Indian headdress inspired by the team's logo?

00:51:04.847 --> 00:51:09.688
The horse would gallop around the field, energize the crowd and celebrating the Chiefs' triumph.

00:51:09.708 --> 00:51:13.965
I'm telling you, kansas City's crooked all the way around, all the way down to their dam.

00:51:13.965 --> 00:51:14.467
There he is.

00:51:14.467 --> 00:51:17.387
Yeah, I see Fake Indians.

00:51:18.001 --> 00:51:18.822
Wait a minute though.

00:51:18.902 --> 00:51:20.226
Impersonating an Indian?

00:51:20.226 --> 00:51:24.460
That would be a shame, Rob.

00:51:24.460 --> 00:51:24.701
Well, wait a minute though.

00:51:24.701 --> 00:51:25.161
Impersonating an Indian?

00:51:25.161 --> 00:51:25.201
That would be a shame.

00:51:25.201 --> 00:51:25.621
Rob Johnson looks pretty Indian.

00:51:25.621 --> 00:51:29.556
Yeah, way up there.

00:51:32.873 --> 00:51:33.295
Well, it's fine.

00:51:33.295 --> 00:51:34.344
See, how do you believe shit like that?

00:51:34.344 --> 00:51:35.630
Because it's a picture of it right there.

00:51:35.630 --> 00:51:38.365
He's above the stadium.

00:51:38.405 --> 00:51:39.750
Yeah, he is Okay.

00:51:39.750 --> 00:51:44.128
Today's picture is brought to you by Bob Bob Johnson.

00:51:44.128 --> 00:51:45.130
Yeah, he is Okay.

00:51:45.130 --> 00:51:47.576
Today's picture is brought to you by Bob Bob Johnson.

00:51:47.615 --> 00:51:48.157
Yeah on Warpaint.

00:51:48.498 --> 00:51:49.400
Now you get it.

00:51:49.400 --> 00:51:51.295
No, I'm not really See.

00:51:51.355 --> 00:51:52.063
here's another one.

00:51:52.063 --> 00:51:54.561
He's kind of like in the sky over the stadium.

00:51:54.561 --> 00:51:56.588
See, there's two pictures now.

00:51:56.588 --> 00:52:02.443
That was yeah, alright then, so it must be true.

00:52:02.443 --> 00:52:04.427
What are we going to bring about next week?

00:52:05.710 --> 00:52:06.132
I don't know.

00:52:06.132 --> 00:52:07.746
There's still so much going on.

00:52:07.820 --> 00:52:12.690
There is so much going on to catch up, or I'm sorry it won't be next week, Wow.

00:52:12.809 --> 00:52:13.090
Right.

00:52:13.559 --> 00:52:35.842
Tom and I got a lot going on right now, work-wise and everything, but anyways, we like to connect with y'all, so we're going to do this bi-weekly seems to work right now and that'll help us at least put some content out and I think the upcoming episode we will be talking about addiction.

00:52:36.286 --> 00:52:50.231
I won't be the next episode, but I'm pretty sure the episode out there yeah coming up soon a lot of you might not know, I've lost a daughter To addiction About 10 years ago and anyways, just a lot of stuff on my mind I like to talk about.

00:52:50.231 --> 00:52:56.690
It's been that way for a while and I think it'd just be best for me to get it off, but that's one of the topics we will be talking about.

00:52:57.329 --> 00:53:05.731
Anyways, tom, be sure and tune in and let's Hear some strengths about what we learned.

00:53:06.141 --> 00:53:13.726
Give a heads up on that when it does come out, then we'll let you know when the plan is on that Want to make sure that one's done right, because it means a lot to me.

00:53:14.750 --> 00:53:15.311
As it should.

00:53:16.121 --> 00:53:20.739
And let's see what else there's so much news to talk about.

00:53:20.860 --> 00:53:22.666
Yeah, there's so many things going on.

00:53:22.726 --> 00:53:28.375
I do want to add this time all of the platforms Were on pretty much.

00:53:28.375 --> 00:53:30.360
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00:53:30.360 --> 00:53:33.128
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00:53:33.128 --> 00:53:34.739
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00:53:34.739 --> 00:53:35.447
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00:53:35.447 --> 00:53:36.539
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00:53:36.539 --> 00:53:38.989
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00:53:43.735 --> 00:53:44.722
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00:53:45.445 --> 00:53:49.679
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00:53:49.981 --> 00:53:52.985
Doesn't have to be a precise location A state would be fine.

00:53:53.942 --> 00:53:55.768
If you're pretty iHeartRadio.

00:53:55.980 --> 00:53:57.193
We're on that platform right.

00:53:57.193 --> 00:54:06.206
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00:54:06.206 --> 00:54:07.043
That's kind of important.

00:54:07.043 --> 00:54:11.106
We do want to push that because we're going to add some stuff to that coming up this year.

00:54:11.106 --> 00:54:14.722
Anything else you want to add to that part of it, tom?

00:54:15.043 --> 00:54:16.588
This year's a new year, new year.

00:54:18.847 --> 00:54:20.481
We strive to get better at this.

00:54:20.481 --> 00:54:21.847
Again, it's fun for us.

00:54:21.847 --> 00:54:23.045
This is just an outlet for us.

00:54:23.126 --> 00:54:44.052
This is just an outlet for us, pretty much thank you for the people who have listened yeah, we do appreciate you all the time and we've got people who listen every single week and we do appreciate that some of the weirdest places for some reason, but anyways we don't even know people in these places, but that's what we're shooting for is to reach people we don't know let us know, know, let us know what you'd like to hear.

00:54:44.052 --> 00:54:47.048
All you people who know us, know we're strange.

00:54:47.139 --> 00:54:52.172
We do fly by the seat of our pants, but if there is topics that we're interested in, we do like to discuss it.

00:54:52.172 --> 00:54:55.768
If we're wrong on something, correct us too, no doubt.

00:54:55.768 --> 00:54:59.960
Anyways, tom, it's been great, it has been fun, it's been good getting back on here.

00:54:59.960 --> 00:55:14.556
It feels good Getting back together and doing this thing, but we both kind of had some crud going on in our chest and head and everybody else Sounded a little, sick Sounded a little different, so we might sound a little bit funny today.

00:55:18.099 --> 00:55:24.233
But anyway, we do appreciate it for everybody listening and, as always, we thank God for the gift of Gab Yep.

00:55:24.820 --> 00:55:26.485
And until next time.

00:55:26.485 --> 00:55:28.690
Everyone take care, and God bless.

00:55:29.559 --> 00:55:44.172
Well, that's it for another wildly uplifting episode of MT Alternative, where we take the hard-hitting topics, throw in some questionable jokes and hope you walk away a little more informed or at least mildly entertained.

00:55:44.172 --> 00:55:58.054
As always, our esteemed hosts Mike and Tom have graced us with their deep insights, their unparalleled wit and their ability to turn even the heaviest subjects into well.

00:55:58.054 --> 00:56:09.190
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00:56:09.190 --> 00:56:12.728
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00:56:12.728 --> 00:56:14.211
So joke's on you.

00:56:14.211 --> 00:56:24.532
Join us next time when Mike and Tom will be back to tackle yet another topic that'll either make you think or just shake your head in disbelief.

00:56:24.532 --> 00:56:33.494
Until then, be safe, be skeptical and remember reality is just a poorly written sitcom.

00:56:33.494 --> 00:56:54.297
Good night you.