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Political Twerking, TV Rants, and Moped Mayhem: A Wild Ride Through Everyday Absurdities

Political Twerking, TV Rants, and Moped Mayhem: A Wild Ride Through Everyday Absurdities
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Season 1

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Ever wondered what would happen if a political event took a turn for the absurd? Brace yourself as we dig into Kamala Harris' eyebrow-raising appearance that involved twerking and an awkward Southern accent, and contrast it with Donald Trump's martial patriotic vibes. Our unique comedic synergy shines as we break down these spectacles, all while sharing some hearty laughs about our upcoming beer-fueled adventure trip. It's a rollercoaster of serious commentary and light-hearted fun that you won't want to miss!

Feeling frustrated by TV shows and movies with unsatisfying endings? We've got you covered! From the pandemic-impacted survival series to sci-fi mind-benders like "The 4400" and the enigmas of "Lost" and "Yellowstone," we're airing our grievances and sharing our unfiltered thoughts. We also explore films with shocking twists like "The Village" and "The Sixth Sense," while throwing in some hilarious parking spot drama to keep things lively. It's a no-holds-barred rant session that promises both insight and amusement.

Our episode wraps up with a hilarious moped mishap and a whimsical tour of regional hot dog toppings across America. Picture Tater Ledbetter's wild adventure with his moped and a shiny new Mercedes Benz, and get ready to laugh out loud. From Alabama's boiled peanuts to Hawaii's pineapple-topped dogs, our culinary exploration is filled with quirky traditions and personal preferences that will leave you both entertained and hungry. Join us for a humorous and nostalgic ride through the absurdities of everyday life and culinary delights!

Chapters

00:13 - Alternative Podcast With Mike and Tom

12:08 - TV Show Frustrations and Ramblings

21:54 - Discussion on Reality TV Shows

34:10 - The Moped Mishap With Tater Ledbetter

40:23 - Hot Dog Toppings Across America

Transcript
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Welcome to another episode of the MT Alternative Podcast with your host, mike and Tom Boy.

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Do.

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They have a packed show for you today.

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If you love humor, insightful commentary and unpredictable banter, then stick around, because they've got a variety of topics that are sure to tickle your funny bone.

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Now let's take a moment to meet your hosts.

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You might know Tom as the guy with the sharp wit and keen sense of humor.

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He strives to keep the laughter rolling.

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Mike's usually the one steering the conversation into hilarious territory, turning even the dullest topics into must-listen material.

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Tom is the yin to Mike's yang partners in comedic crime.

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Tom brings a more laid-back, reflective humor to the table.

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He's got a talent for turning everyday observations into comedic gold, which creates a balanced yet unpredictable dynamic that keeps you coming back for more.

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But don't just take our word for it.

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Their listener reviews speak volumes.

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Jane D says Mike and Tom make my commute something to look forward to.

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They're genuinely funny and insightful.

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And Alex R says I haven't laughed this hard in ages.

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The episode on long-tailed kangaroo rats had me in stitches.

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Thanks for the love, folks.

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And now here are your hosts, mike and Tom.

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Oh, how'd you like that intro, Tom?

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That's awesome.

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A little different.

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Yes, lots different.

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Yeah.

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But, Try something different.

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Yeah, it's cool that we're evolving.

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Somewhat we are.

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Some people would say we're not.

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But I like to think we are.

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Those are the people not listening.

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Why aren't they listening?

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I'm not sure?

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Oh well, hell with them.

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I'm not sure.

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Hell with them, probably life.

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Life does get in the way.

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And you know this is a political year.

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Oh, absolutely.

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Don't we all?

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know that this week's been another gem.

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Yeah, what was?

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Absolutely don't.

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We all know that this week's been another gem.

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Yeah, well, what was up with that little party of uh, kamala, kamala, whatever you want to call her?

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kamala, wait a minute.

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Was that a party?

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I thought that was a raid came close to being a raid oh wow.

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Well, you know I seen it's a little different.

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I seen on the, it seems to me she was appealing to more of the should I say, trashy type crowd.

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Yes, yes, is that okay to say yeah?

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Yeah, because that's what they were.

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Yeah, some lady up there singing about her cat, I mean her pussy.

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Yeah, well, whichever one, it really doesn't matter.

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It had nothing to do with, no, what we're doing.

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I don't even think she brought up any uh political view of no sort except for just being there for her rt.

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Oh, and I here.

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Here was my cherry on the damn top I would make.

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That's going to make me turn my vote to her.

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But no, no, that looks just like fun.

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This is probably what's going to make me change that cherry on top of the little ice cream float.

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Oh yeah, when she was a southerner, when she started speaking southern.

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Where did that little accent come from?

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I don't know, but it didn't sound Asian to me at all.

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No, it didn't sound.

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Jamaican.

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No or normal.

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It's just where you're from.

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They don't change when they're around the people.

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they want to impress it all depends on where you're from and how you grew up and what part of town.

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We call those people chameleons.

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I have a stupid Massachusetts accent.

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We call those people chameleons.

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When they're around someone, she's a chameleon.

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She converts into whatever she's around, just to blend in Ridiculous, I'm telling you.

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Well, it was hilarious.

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I seen a thing somewhere on the Internet of her with this girl bouncing around twerking all over.

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Yeah, that's the same thing I'm talking about, right?

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Yeah, it's ridiculous.

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And then a Donald Trump campaign where he is talking about uniting America and all this, plus the song he comes out with is I'm Proud to Be an American.

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Yes, A big difference.

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So I mean, you can either.

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If you really hate, America get the hell out.

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I'm telling you, and here's what really got me Go somewhere where you think it's better.

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Let me know how that works out for you.

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Exactly.

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But here's what really gets me, Mike is, I think, what that portrayed to me.

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In most things, she is focusing her campaign on one gender and that is racist.

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To me, I'll put them all together Trash people.

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I'm sorry, that's how I look at it, but she brought out a twerking.

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I'm sorry, nobody there had any dignity at all.

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And then wanted to be a southern person.

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That's not what the world I want to be in Nope.

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Me neither.

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Anyways, let's not get too serious.

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Exactly Back to reality.

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Wasn't much funny about that?

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Well, yeah, we say what's on our minds, that's us, that's why we're doing this.

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But then we can laugh about it.

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Later we can laugh about it.

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We can laugh about it.

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Quite a bit of laughing, some crying.

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Exactly yeah, we've got all kinds of stuff going on.

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We've got something going on there next weekend.

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Yeah.

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Get your work together, you got something going on there next weekend.

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Yeah, get your work together.

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Yeah, we're going to flip around, it's been a situation where my wife and I it doesn't sound like a pleasant trip to- me, though I'm sorry If it was just you and the missus.

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Oh yeah.

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Well, that's true, but this is kind of a birthday present to her brother and sort of self-funded.

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He's kind of throwing in all the traveling, I know you know, yeah, I'm, I'm feeling it.

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Every stop we're gonna make there's gonna be a beer purchase and I'm not gonna be at that end because I'll be driving, but what they do, that car there yeah, what they do buy beer.

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Of course he did, we stopped, but anyway, we are going to go up to Gatlinburg and spend a weekend.

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He has never been.

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He's 40, almost 50 years old.

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He's never been to Gatlinburg and you know what he has talked two weeks solid about doing when he gets there I'm going to eat at Bubba Gump's.

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That's his only desire.

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I'm going to eat at Bubba Gump's, that's his only desire he wants to eat at Bubba Gump's.

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It's kind of sad.

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We're a household name.

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It's kind of sad.

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Anyway, that's where I'll be next weekend.

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Have you watched any of the Olympics at all?

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Only just reviews of it on the news and just different things.

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Hey too political, too much bullshit.

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I feel bad for the athletes.

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The opening ceremony just caused it all to be completely distorted.

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I mean, the Olympics were designed to draw countries together, but this time it just drove everybody apart, and I'm going to be honest.

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And I'm sick of it.

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I don't know what the name of the band was that opened up.

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I like I thought their music was awesome.

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What's her name, headless?

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oh yeah, marie, and all the window.

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Yeah, that what they're playing.

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That's song.

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I think someone said it goes back to some battle or some heading of her maybe, but the band was freaking awesome.

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I thought, yeah, the only thing I do have a problem with is the table situation.

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Now I know the gods, I get it.

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I just think it could have been done a little differently, because you're not going to tell me they did it to press a couple buttons too.

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I still feel that way.

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I am not pissed off about it.

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It was very, very close.

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It does not bother me, but I could see where religious people could get a little offended by that.

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Exactly Because I think that's exactly what they?

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they just poked the bear a little bit.

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Just a little, and whatever you wanted to get a rise, that's fine.

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And the one thing that bothered me about it was the tin.

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Yeah, the little kid there.

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Why did the little kid have to be in there Involved in all that.

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Why are we pushing our agendas on our children when we're supposed to be protecting them?

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Now we're confusing the shit right out of them Again.

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I don't want to get into these deep topics.

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I want to stay away from them.

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I want this to be fun.

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This is supposed to be fun.

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Here's something fun about the Olympics.

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The big talk.

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The big talk, it's not the political guy whacks out a girl and knocks her out.

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Okay, I think it's the guy from Turkey who just strolls out like freaking Clint.

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Eastwood Gets a silver medal.

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Make my day.

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All because his ex-wife said he would amount to nothing.

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That's a weird story.

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You keep wanting to get on that mic and make out with it, man.

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I do because it feels good on my beard.

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You just got to be right here like this.

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You don't have to right where you are.

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The thing about it is I'm already low enough and I'm afraid you're not going to hear me.

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Oh, I hear you, okay cool.

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Afraid you're not going to hear me.

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Oh, I hear you, okay cool and then, when you get closer, it sounds, it sounds like yeah, just sounds like I'm having a good time in the dark sounds like you're having a good time, but I'm sitting right here watching you and I'm not having a good time.

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It's like I'm having a good time in the dark, okay, anyway I'm getting a little worried is he?

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Gonna take that whole thing in, or but let's talk about table tennis, just a second.

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Something I noticed about this.

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Have you ever seen a tennis match?

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Yeah.

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Okay, and all you can hear is the ball being hit back and forth because everybody's quiet.

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And then you've got to understand.

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Table tennis, ping pong, aka, and these guys are cheering the whole time, from the time the guy serves the ping pong ball or the table tennis ball.

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Why is that a cheering?

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thing I don't know, but man, they are wild at a ping pong match.

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They scream during the whole thing.

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Holy crap, man they do.

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If you'll ever pull it up and watch it.

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I thought surely we're not playing ping pong against other countries for an olympic event yes, we are, oh yeah yeah, and I just, I don't know I thought it'd be like people be quiet watching them, you know exactly, but no, nope, nope, no.

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They are wild and wide open, screaming the whole time you.

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You ought to really listen to them.

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Pull it up one day.

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Oh, I will pull it up one day.

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It's really fun.

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You'll have to.

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I've seen clips, but I just never.

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But yeah, and Forrest Gump, you know what a great movie, what a freaking awesome movie.

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It was a good movie.

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Yeah, you've probably seen it a million times, I'm sure.

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Yeah, I can recite it, dear.

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God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away.

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Pray with me, forest Well.

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Lieutenant Dan.

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You got new legs.

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Thanks, buddy.

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And always trying to help.

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Lieutenant Dan out Ice cream.

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Lieutenant Dan ice cream.

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What's the TV show you were telling me about?

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Oh yeah, I mean, we had different TV shows we were talking about.

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Yeah, speaking of shows, my wife and I have been watching this show that's been on for a while.

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It's called Alone.

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Okay.

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And it is where 10 contestants usually people this is the one you were starting to tell me about last week.

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A little yeah, okay.

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So, where are you now with this?

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We're on, we're getting ready to start the last season because get this, they skipped a season.

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Now, this won't make sense until I give you a back story.

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What this show is about is 10 people usually people who are very good at, you know outdoors and they have to they get to choose 10 personal items to take with them, and then their clothing okay, and then their clothing Okay, and then they have a safety pack which is a first aid kit.

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Blah, blah, blah.

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They get sent out in the middle of nowhere and they have to live with nothing but what they chose as long as they can.

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And the next thing they know is their loved ones show up and tell them they won.

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That's the whole thing.

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But they don't know that these other people have dropped off and dropped off and this guy got cut and had to leave, and blah, blah, blah.

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But it's kind of a different thing.

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But here's what gets me.

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We've watched season one through seven and I have yet to find 8.

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Season 8 is not out there.

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So I did a little research and found out that Season 8 would have been during the time of COVID, so they probably shut down all this for COVID.

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But I asked myself.

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Why, so?

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Why didn't they just make the next one, season 8?

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Okay, but I ask myself why?

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Why didn't they just make the next one season eight, okay, or take ten people and set them out in the middle of nowhere, where we were all supposed to be in the first damn place?

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Why'd they shut it down?

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That's the whole thing.

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They were all alone.

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They weren't around anybody anyway, so why did they not have a season?

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That's what gets me, that's what makes me, that's what makes me go.

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What the hell?

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Why not?

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well covet made us shut down.

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No, you're alone.

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They're out there, not around anybody.

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Why would you shut it down?

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Right right but it's well.

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It's like the show you were talking about, the 40 4400 yeah yeah, yeah, I never did watch it.

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It was into that one weird show.

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4400 people disappeared.

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They all ended up coming back Right Eventually.

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Just all of a sudden they reappeared.

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So they're back in people's lives and nobody knows what happened.

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It's like an alien type thing Do.

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They know what happened, not really, so they just showed up, but they it was just oh wait for the next season, done, it was no ending ever.

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Wow, it just bugged the crap out of me Because, like you know me, I don't watch a lot of TV.

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Right right, don't have the attention span.

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To get involved Bouncing off the walls?

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Yeah, to get involved, but I sat there and watched that damn thing.

00:14:42.325 --> 00:14:43.505
I'm like son of a.

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To get involved in something and it just crush you at the end Yellowstone.

00:14:47.552 --> 00:14:49.155
Binge watching Yellowstone.

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Binge watch it.

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They say It'll be fun.

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Yeah, and then it all blends in.

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You can't but hey it's what makes it kind of fun.

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It's entertainment.

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It is entertaining.

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Entertainment and that's that's why we watch exactly.

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There were a couple like Lost I watched.

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I watched a couple.

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I think the first season I pretty much watched.

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I got out of it and then I just remember people bitching.

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I'm like what happened?

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So I watched the last episode.

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I'm like, oh crap.

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I got into it and then all of a sudden you're like they were all dead, wait a minute.

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And I'm like this just that was a spoiler alert, it was.

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It was terrible.

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Those who haven't watched it they're not ever gonna watch it.

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It was 10 years ago be surprised but anyway, and then the other one that we we watched a movie that was just in oh, I had to go see it because I love old movies like this in the 1800s and the 16th century and back in the day, and it was called the Village.

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You may remember hearing about it, but it just the ending blows your mind.

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It just made me so mad I got up and left and I was pissed off and, oh yeah, twelve dollars to watch.

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This never happened yeah, exactly, it was like are you kidding me?

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We sat here this whole time thinking there were monsters in the woods and it was their parents scaring them out, and they had jeeps in there and freaking.

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they were living in a park, really, oh spoiler alert there is one movie that I really do like the ending to, and that was the Sixth Sense.

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That was a good.

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I did like that.

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That was a good ending Because I have to admit, it kept me guessing.

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I never suspected because it was the interaction.

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Now, I know people would ignore at times and you kind of thought it was weird.

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But I thought, you know Bruce Willis is going through shit but he wants to help this kid, right.

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He's ignoring his wife, he's you know.

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And then that happened at the end, right.

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And it's like son of a he's dead man.

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Then they show the whole scene.

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Okay, and then that was very interesting.

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Here's what caught me afterwards.

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You know what, if you go back and watch that movie, he's wearing the same clothes in the whole movie.

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That's what a lot of people they noticed it when they re-watched it.

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You just don't notice it though.

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That's being drawn into it.

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And I thought that was a great movie.

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That's an awesome movie.

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Poor Bruce Willis.

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But, anyways, have you heard from the little dudes at all?

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Please tell me, the angry ones is feeling a little better.

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Well.

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I haven't seen him a whole lot since Bill took his parking spot and all that drama.

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I hope he's still not complaining about that.

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Yeah, anyway.

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I think he's around here somewhere and he's got some stuff on his mind.

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he said Anyways, why don't we go get him?

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Okay, all right, people, that'll be fine, we'll be back after the little dudes, I guess.

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If we decide to.

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Hey, buddy, how are you?

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Why are you so hesitant?

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You just look a little different today.

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So I took a shower, big deal, oh, excellent, that's awesome.

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You smell better, yeah, but I don't feel any better.

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Why, well, bill's not in your spot?

00:18:35.472 --> 00:18:37.991
No, I got my spot.

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Oh, there you go.

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You should be happy.

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Yeah, I'm just waiting for Troy's helicopter to land in the damn spot.

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He'll be a guest on another episode.

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Yeah, why can't you wait?

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I can wait for my spot to be taken.

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Maybe he'll just drive him in an Uber.

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Did I just say pot?

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Sorry, I was thinking about something else.

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Anyway, yeah, well, that pissed me off a little bit.

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I think he's going to Uber in.

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Anyways, he's an Uber driver.

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No, an Uber driver will bring him.

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Oh, hey, hey, just.

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Uh, those guys, mike and Tom are paying for it.

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They pay for his Uber.

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Yeah, and I have to pay for mine.

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Why are you taking an Uber?

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You said you had a little Uber.

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Yeah, and I have to pay for mine.

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Why are you taking an Uber?

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You said you had a little vehicle.

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Yeah, whoops.

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I ran into a squirrel the other day, told him to stay a thing Poor squirrel, no, poor car, not a squirrel.

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He was fine.

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Oh, grabbed these nuts and took off no pun intended.

00:19:43.135 --> 00:19:46.411
Yeah Well, that nuts and took off, anyway, no pun intended.

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Yeah well, that wasn't no pun.

00:19:48.311 --> 00:19:51.711
No pun intended.

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Hey, yeah, anyway.

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But I have to tell you I seen Bill at the grocery store the other day.

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Are you sure it was Bill?

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I'm absolutely positive.

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Talk to him.

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Okay, what'd you talk about?

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Nothing.

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Just said hey.

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And what did Bill say?

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Hello there.

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And I cussed him under my breath as I walked away.

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Why would you do that to Bill?

00:20:16.939 --> 00:20:18.621
Why wouldn't I?

00:20:18.621 --> 00:20:20.442
He took my damn spot, okay.

00:20:22.285 --> 00:20:25.836
But anyway, that's enough of that, I want to tell you something that's really been under my craw.

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Has it got anything to do with those two idiots talked about A little, oh God, they didn't even say anything.

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Bad, they brought up a sore spot, you have a lot of sore spots, that's right, and this one is a scab.

00:20:44.250 --> 00:20:45.614
They ripped right off.

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Ah, did they rip it off quick or slowly?

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It was real slow.

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Oh yeah, that sucks.

00:20:50.648 --> 00:20:59.151
Sorry to hear that, but anyway, this damn show alone that I got hooked on because Tom said it was a good show.

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It was at first.

00:21:00.650 --> 00:21:06.817
Oh Well, when you're around him, all you gotta do is watch what he gets to watch.

00:21:06.817 --> 00:21:10.074
Oh, you don't get a choice.

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Oh, there's no choice.

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No, there's no choice.

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I'm sorry to hear that.

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Yeah.

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Well, you're gonna be more sorry when I tell you the choice.

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Oh, how you feel about Bigfoot?

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Well, yeah.

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Well, it's either that or this.

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Alone they got me hooked on.

00:21:30.096 --> 00:21:32.259
Well, it's a good idea.

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A lot of people like it, because eventually, with these dumbasses that are running the democracy in our country, we're going to all have to live in the woods anyway.

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So you better pay attention.

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Okay, but the biggest bitch and grub is the same thing Tom had.

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Why would you take a show and cancel it?

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Because of a sickness that you've got to keep everybody away from?

00:22:03.660 --> 00:22:07.627
Alone is alone, that's true.

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I had nobody with them.

00:22:08.790 --> 00:22:10.256
Yeah, that's true.

00:22:10.256 --> 00:22:11.734
Why did they cancel it?

00:22:11.734 --> 00:22:22.465
And, like the other guy brought up, why didn't they just make that season 8, instead of skipping one and make some dumb idiot look?

00:22:22.465 --> 00:22:24.994
14 hours for season 8?

00:22:24.994 --> 00:22:28.233
Well, that pissed me off even more.

00:22:28.233 --> 00:22:31.134
Who's the idiot who searched for 14 hours?

00:22:31.134 --> 00:22:35.375
Well, I did, because I was afraid I was going to miss something.

00:22:35.375 --> 00:22:35.777
Did you?

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Yeah, you missed the whole season, the whole season, because of damn made-up disease.

00:22:42.118 --> 00:22:43.676
I'm going to have to be honest with you here.

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Excuse me, I don't want to say made-up disease, because I'm going to have to be honest with you here.

00:22:45.615 --> 00:22:56.161
Excuse me, I don't want to say made-up disease, because a lot of people did die from complications of shit that they brought over here and subjected us to.

00:22:56.161 --> 00:22:58.553
But anyway, that's another story.

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So back to this alone.

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Have you seen this show?

00:23:04.865 --> 00:23:10.877
First thing I thought of how stupid are these people, why?

00:23:10.877 --> 00:23:19.839
Why would you only have ten things in the middle of the woods and hope you make it longer than anybody else?

00:23:19.839 --> 00:23:21.711
What ten things could you take?

00:23:21.711 --> 00:23:25.333
They have a list on HistoryChannelcom.

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I ain't going there.

00:23:27.258 --> 00:23:29.272
Just tell me what the hell they brought.

00:23:29.272 --> 00:23:31.050
Well, no, they don't.

00:23:31.050 --> 00:23:33.292
Oh, you can see a complete list.

00:23:33.292 --> 00:23:36.138
Well, whoop-de-doo, I didn't care.

00:23:36.138 --> 00:23:42.357
I can watch the whole season and see the damn dumb items they brought with them.

00:23:43.167 --> 00:23:44.133
You know what one guy brought A toothbrush?

00:23:44.133 --> 00:23:44.997
Oh, they give with them.

00:23:44.997 --> 00:23:46.384
You know what one guy brought A toothbrush?

00:23:46.384 --> 00:23:47.711
No, they give them that.

00:23:47.711 --> 00:23:50.133
They do give them a toothbrush.

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No, toothpaste, though, most of them brushing their teeth with charcoal.

00:23:55.407 --> 00:23:56.590
How stupid.

00:23:57.071 --> 00:24:00.851
But anyway, they come out.

00:24:00.851 --> 00:24:02.827
Oh, joe, he's got a damn.

00:24:02.827 --> 00:24:07.875
I didn't pick a fire stick because I can make fire with wood.

00:24:07.875 --> 00:24:10.049
Well, guess what, joe?

00:24:10.049 --> 00:24:13.035
Your section is the damn rainforest.

00:24:13.035 --> 00:24:17.056
How you gonna find wood to start a fire you stupid shit.

00:24:17.056 --> 00:24:23.554
Well, they bring these people in here from all over the place, oregon and Washington State.

00:24:23.554 --> 00:24:28.076
Then there's one dude from guess where, nebraska.

00:24:28.076 --> 00:24:31.295
Them bitches don't know how to live in a country.

00:24:32.067 --> 00:24:33.836
They have Corn.

00:24:33.836 --> 00:24:35.464
Well, yeah, they grow it.

00:24:35.464 --> 00:24:37.792
I didn't say porn, I said corn.

00:24:37.792 --> 00:24:44.911
Oh no, the porn would be Utah Ah okay, shit porn, but anyway, utah Huh, okay, sheep horn.

00:24:44.911 --> 00:24:59.976
But anyway, I don't mean any disrespect to all the sheep lovers out there, sorry, but anyway, this alone damn thing is pretty stupid.

00:25:00.016 --> 00:25:01.904
If you ask me, okay, I'm going to go check my gill net today.

00:25:01.904 --> 00:25:04.415
Well, it's four degrees below zero Dumbass, the water's froze.

00:25:04.415 --> 00:25:05.019
Go check my gill net today.

00:25:05.019 --> 00:25:08.205
Well, it's four degrees below zero dumbass, the water's froze.

00:25:08.205 --> 00:25:12.527
Well, for every four inches the ice will hold 200 pounds.

00:25:12.527 --> 00:25:15.628
Well, you've been out here 60 days.

00:25:15.628 --> 00:25:18.250
You don't weigh 200 pounds anymore.

00:25:18.289 --> 00:25:20.029
Go out there and fish.

00:25:20.029 --> 00:25:22.951
Quit crying, I'm hungry.

00:25:22.951 --> 00:25:28.594
Well, this show Tom watches is a dumb show.

00:25:28.594 --> 00:25:31.275
Why don't you just go to sleep?

00:25:31.275 --> 00:25:43.460
You can't go to sleep when all I hear is well, I'm trying to go to sleep, but there's a bear outside the tent trying to get my damn fish.

00:25:43.460 --> 00:25:47.942
I don't know what I'm going to do if it eats all my fish.

00:25:47.942 --> 00:25:53.284
Well, stupid ass, you're going to wake up and starve to death and pop out.

00:25:57.144 --> 00:26:01.434
Okay, why don't you just figure out a way to hang it in a tree somehow?

00:26:01.434 --> 00:26:03.199
See, another guy decided to do that.

00:26:03.199 --> 00:26:05.324
Guess what A squirrel.

00:26:05.324 --> 00:26:06.769
Nope, wolverine Climbed up.

00:26:06.769 --> 00:26:11.650
Baron 80's shit Killed a whole moose, had enough to last him three months.

00:26:11.650 --> 00:26:14.289
One guy, 1,800 pounds of meat.

00:26:14.289 --> 00:26:27.789
He built this big thing to put it up on way up high so nothing could get to it, but the Wolverine, yeah, dumbass, didn't shave the bark off the post and the wolverine climbed right up there.

00:26:27.809 --> 00:26:28.692
What an idiot.

00:26:28.692 --> 00:26:36.053
See, they're good at living in the woods by themselves, but they don't think things through.

00:26:36.053 --> 00:26:37.872
They're not common sense.

00:26:37.872 --> 00:26:48.895
Oh boy, wow, I'm almost at a loss of words, almost, but I got a few Stupid.

00:26:48.895 --> 00:26:50.711
I gotta be honest with you.

00:26:50.711 --> 00:26:52.852
I think this whole thing's funny.

00:26:52.852 --> 00:26:54.951
I got you in a good mood.

00:26:54.951 --> 00:26:57.373
You didn't piss me off at all.

00:26:59.169 --> 00:27:02.136
Well, every once in a while, a squirrel find a nut.

00:27:02.136 --> 00:27:03.971
A blind squirrel?

00:27:03.971 --> 00:27:05.230
Yeah, them too.

00:27:05.230 --> 00:27:08.230
I never met a blind squirrel.

00:27:08.230 --> 00:27:09.434
How do you know?

00:27:09.434 --> 00:27:13.151
Well, because I never seen one with one of them, damn white sticks.

00:27:14.204 --> 00:27:15.711
Okay, good point, good point.

00:27:15.711 --> 00:27:20.694
I don't think they use those, but I think there's a squirrel running around over here with a blade.

00:27:20.694 --> 00:27:24.266
Ah, yeah, your blade got missing.

00:27:24.266 --> 00:27:25.125
That dumbass might left his blade out there and it's gone.

00:27:25.125 --> 00:27:25.616
Ah, yeah, your blade got missing.

00:27:25.616 --> 00:27:27.972
That dumbass might left his blade out there and it's gone.

00:27:27.972 --> 00:27:33.633
Well, you'll know one day when he gets held up by a damn hummingbird.

00:27:33.633 --> 00:27:39.996
Yeah, I'm here to take your damn sugar water.

00:27:39.996 --> 00:27:42.751
Oh, what was that?

00:27:42.751 --> 00:27:44.627
It was a notification.

00:27:44.627 --> 00:27:46.211
Oh, from a fan.

00:27:46.211 --> 00:27:47.957
Probably.

00:27:47.957 --> 00:27:49.549
We have all kinds.

00:27:49.549 --> 00:27:50.513
Oh, that's cool.

00:27:50.513 --> 00:27:54.736
Most of them are asleep all the time, but, yeah, we have all kinds of fans.

00:27:54.736 --> 00:27:59.896
Well, I have to admit, I thought this little episode here was a lot more pleasant.

00:27:59.896 --> 00:28:03.173
Well, yeah, I'm sorry.

00:28:03.173 --> 00:28:04.048
No, don't be sorry.

00:28:04.048 --> 00:28:04.491
This was awesome.

00:28:04.491 --> 00:28:05.218
Yeah, well, it's sorry.

00:28:05.218 --> 00:28:06.005
No, don't be sorry, this was awesome.

00:28:06.005 --> 00:28:09.412
Yeah, well, it's hard for me to pretend for very long.

00:28:09.412 --> 00:28:09.992
Why?

00:28:09.992 --> 00:28:12.097
Well, what?

00:28:12.097 --> 00:28:17.630
Why can't you just pretend that's what I'm doing For a long time?

00:28:17.630 --> 00:28:20.090
Huh, for a long time?

00:28:20.090 --> 00:28:24.155
No, it's kind of like eating.

00:28:24.155 --> 00:28:26.211
All right, I like eating.

00:28:26.424 --> 00:28:28.993
Yeah, once you're full of something you don't want, no more.

00:28:28.993 --> 00:28:30.771
I'm full of this happy shit.

00:28:30.771 --> 00:28:36.143
Oh, wow, yeah, all right, sorry, they told me to quit being so damn bitchy.

00:28:36.143 --> 00:28:38.373
Maybe just burp and make a little room.

00:28:38.373 --> 00:28:46.196
Well, they told me to quit being so damn bitchy, so I thought I'd come in here and talk about something, see, and we all appreciate that.

00:28:46.196 --> 00:28:55.476
Well, yeah, appreciate this, and, as a Forrest Gump would have said, that's all I got to say about that.

00:28:55.476 --> 00:28:59.891
See, all right, little buddy, I'll see you next week.

00:28:59.891 --> 00:29:02.450
Okay, all right, man, you take care.

00:29:02.450 --> 00:29:03.333
Have a good one.

00:29:03.333 --> 00:29:04.275
Yep, bye.

00:29:08.490 --> 00:29:10.753
Bye, bye.

00:29:10.753 --> 00:29:14.200
That wasn't such a bad little episode with those guys this week.

00:29:14.200 --> 00:29:17.607
Nah, he didn't seem too irritated, did he?

00:29:17.607 --> 00:29:20.276
It seems funny how that angry guy kind of mirrors you somewhat.

00:29:22.165 --> 00:29:24.653
Well, he hangs around a lot.

00:29:24.653 --> 00:29:27.515
I don't know why he hangs around my house.

00:29:27.535 --> 00:29:28.400
Isn't that kind of weird?

00:29:29.444 --> 00:29:31.612
Not weird as much as annoying.

00:29:32.355 --> 00:29:32.776
Oh, okay.

00:29:33.746 --> 00:29:36.634
I mean, I have friends hang around, but this guy.

00:29:37.214 --> 00:29:37.936
So he's your friend.

00:29:39.726 --> 00:29:41.271
Let's just say he hangs around.

00:29:41.291 --> 00:29:45.835
Oh, all right, you seem to be a little upset about the same show that you've watched.

00:29:46.424 --> 00:29:50.013
Yeah, we have the same things Do you guys sit together.

00:29:50.244 --> 00:29:52.153
Do you chit-chat during this?

00:29:52.305 --> 00:29:54.946
No, no, no, he's not allowed to speak.

00:29:54.946 --> 00:29:56.627
He just gets to watch.

00:29:56.647 --> 00:29:59.692
Does he get to have any little snacks with you or anything Whatever?

00:29:59.731 --> 00:30:00.945
he brings I don't know.

00:30:00.945 --> 00:30:03.313
Sometimes, oh, you don't supply him Sardines and crackers.

00:30:03.353 --> 00:30:04.715
You don't supply him with anything.

00:30:04.736 --> 00:30:06.019
No, I don't eat what he eats.

00:30:06.065 --> 00:30:07.211
Well, he's at your house.

00:30:07.365 --> 00:30:10.575
Sardines and crackers, yeah well.

00:30:10.965 --> 00:30:12.432
You're treating your guests pretty shitty.

00:30:13.665 --> 00:30:14.932
I consider him family.

00:30:16.205 --> 00:30:21.469
Okay, I get the shitty part, then yeah, there you go yeah, okay, that's understandable.

00:30:21.489 --> 00:30:22.912
He's kind of a part of me.

00:30:23.752 --> 00:30:25.636
Well, anyways, I thought that was a little.

00:30:26.178 --> 00:30:27.140
There was no, anger.

00:30:27.140 --> 00:30:29.693
Not as much.

00:30:31.186 --> 00:30:32.450
I think he was sick today.

00:30:33.692 --> 00:30:35.737
Sick of no just sick.

00:30:35.737 --> 00:30:38.511
Oh, okay, I think he was feeling unwell.

00:30:38.511 --> 00:30:42.711
Might be why he was a little different.

00:30:42.964 --> 00:30:45.756
Did you happen to catch the Hall of Fame game the other night?

00:30:46.096 --> 00:30:47.461
No, I did not watch Chicago-Houston.

00:30:47.461 --> 00:30:48.164
I did not watch.

00:30:48.244 --> 00:30:53.657
Actually it wasn't too bad for whoever's not going to be on the team next time or whatever.

00:30:53.657 --> 00:30:56.034
It actually was a decent product to watch.

00:30:56.034 --> 00:30:58.411
I don't like the new kickoff rule.

00:30:59.212 --> 00:31:00.115
Is there a new one now?

00:31:00.154 --> 00:31:00.636
There is.

00:31:10.065 --> 00:31:11.488
Well, let's let our sports guy Troy tell us all about it.

00:31:11.488 --> 00:31:19.933
Tom, the NFL has introduced significant changes to kickoff rules for the 2024 season, aiming to enhance safety and increase the number of returns.

00:31:19.933 --> 00:31:24.950
Player alignment the new rules create designated zones on the field.

00:31:24.950 --> 00:31:31.140
The kicking team, excluding the kicker, will line up at the receiving team's 40-yard line.

00:31:31.140 --> 00:31:43.417
The receiving team must have seven players between their 30 and 35-yard lines, the setup zone and no more than two players in the landing zone between the goal line and the 20-yard line.

00:31:43.417 --> 00:31:47.763
Landing zone between the goal line and the 20-yard line.

00:31:50.805 --> 00:31:53.872
Movement restrictions Players on both the kicking and receiving teams will face movement restrictions before the ball is in play.

00:31:53.872 --> 00:32:02.917
Kicking team players cannot move until the ball hits the ground or is caught, and the kicker cannot cross the 50-yard line until the ball is in play.

00:32:02.917 --> 00:32:09.068
The 50-yard line until the ball is in play.

00:32:09.068 --> 00:32:12.720
Kickoff scenarios the ball must land in the landing zone between the 20-yard line and the goal line to avoid penalties.

00:32:12.720 --> 00:32:20.175
If the ball lands in the end zone and is downed, the receiving team gets it at their 30-yard line.

00:32:20.175 --> 00:32:30.299
If the ball goes out of bounds before hitting the ground or a player, it results in a penalty and the receiving team gets the ball at their 40-yard line.

00:32:30.299 --> 00:32:32.390
Onside Kicks.

00:32:32.390 --> 00:32:36.575
Onside kicks are limited to the fourth quarter or later.

00:32:36.575 --> 00:32:41.976
When a team is trailing, the kicking team must declare its intent to perform an onside kick.

00:32:41.976 --> 00:32:48.171
These changes are designed to make kickoffs safer while keeping them an exciting part of the game.

00:32:48.171 --> 00:32:52.276
I'm Troy and that's been your Sports Minute.

00:32:58.608 --> 00:32:59.300
But here's my question.

00:32:59.300 --> 00:33:06.075
Okay, you know how most of the onside kicks they kick the ball into the ground so it bounces up real high Right.

00:33:06.075 --> 00:33:09.434
Some of them miss it and it doesn't hit the ground and it just kind of sails.

00:33:09.434 --> 00:33:13.997
Yeah, so none of them guys can move until that ball hits somebody Pretty much.

00:33:13.997 --> 00:33:16.365
Wow, that's crazy.

00:33:16.704 --> 00:33:24.590
Now I don't know on that onside kick, but it seemed, I don't know, like I said, other than that the product was good and I got.

00:33:24.590 --> 00:33:29.153
Let's see my team's playing the Panthers Thursday night, yeah yeah.

00:33:29.153 --> 00:33:31.174
You guys are playing Indy.

00:33:31.515 --> 00:33:31.835
Right.

00:33:32.316 --> 00:33:33.056
Colts Denver.

00:33:33.056 --> 00:33:37.538
I was playing the Colts on Sunday, so I'll watch those games.

00:33:37.538 --> 00:33:41.961
Yeah, I'll see more, don't forget now there's only three preseason games, there's not four anymore.

00:33:41.961 --> 00:33:43.002
Right.

00:33:44.125 --> 00:33:44.855
That changed last year.

00:33:44.855 --> 00:33:45.201
It's not four anymore.

00:33:45.201 --> 00:33:45.748
Right, that changed last year, it did change.

00:33:45.683 --> 00:33:48.345
So you're probably going to have some of your starters in for the first quarter.

00:33:48.345 --> 00:33:57.830
On this one, they're definitely going to probably play the second preseason game Right, and the third one will be treated as like the fourth where just like we're rolling.

00:33:57.830 --> 00:33:59.751
Unless you really suck, you're out for all three of them.

00:33:59.751 --> 00:34:02.510
All three of those games.

00:34:03.212 --> 00:34:05.367
That's going to be the water boy.

00:34:05.367 --> 00:34:09.478
Forest yeah.

00:34:10.045 --> 00:34:11.449
You know what pissed me off the other day.

00:34:12.454 --> 00:34:12.653
What.

00:34:13.545 --> 00:34:16.427
Coming home from work yesterday, friday, nice, you know.

00:34:16.427 --> 00:34:18.793
Hey, get out of work, can't wait to get home Ready.

00:34:19.094 --> 00:34:19.835
I'm ready to go.

00:34:21.246 --> 00:34:24.235
Get behind the little bo-ped boy.

00:34:24.235 --> 00:34:27.512
Oh no, big fat helmet on on.

00:34:27.512 --> 00:34:29.336
Can't go over 30 miles an hour.

00:34:29.336 --> 00:34:36.059
Car in front of me won't pass them oh, I'm stuck, I'm like move, just move.

00:34:36.059 --> 00:34:37.181
Pull over now.

00:34:37.181 --> 00:34:38.447
There's traffic behind me.

00:34:38.447 --> 00:34:45.465
Yeah, they're doing 30 followed them all the way through Drexel, all the way to Morganton.

00:34:46.146 --> 00:34:50.958
How far behind are you going to get if you pull over for five seconds and let three cars pass you?

00:34:50.958 --> 00:34:54.304
I mean you're doing 12 miles an hour.

00:34:54.344 --> 00:34:55.208
He's kind of pulled over.

00:34:55.208 --> 00:34:57.454
Enough anyways, so she can go by.

00:34:57.454 --> 00:34:59.298
Oh no, I'm not passing.

00:34:59.298 --> 00:35:01.106
Oh scary Lady, there's no cars coming.

00:35:01.106 --> 00:35:02.369
You could squeeze her up, nope?

00:35:02.670 --> 00:35:03.512
Nope, I hit him.

00:35:03.512 --> 00:35:09.025
Well, yeah, mopeds, that's crazy, damn it.

00:35:09.025 --> 00:35:09.186
Mopeds.

00:35:09.186 --> 00:35:11.766
My wife and I got behind one one time, this dude.

00:35:11.766 --> 00:35:21.652
He had like two tires on one handlebar, two tires on another handlebar and a tire around his neck and he was driving up the damn road.

00:35:21.652 --> 00:35:24.349
He had like four tires on this little moped.

00:35:24.349 --> 00:35:28.398
She has a picture in her phone to this day with that that's crazy.

00:35:28.398 --> 00:35:29.126
What the hell.

00:35:29.126 --> 00:35:34.396
But that is not the craziest story I've heard about a moped.

00:35:34.556 --> 00:35:34.757
No.

00:35:35.038 --> 00:35:38.588
Nope, this guy I knew one time.

00:35:38.588 --> 00:35:42.996
He knew a guy named Marcel Ledbetter.

00:35:44.137 --> 00:35:44.358
What.

00:35:44.719 --> 00:35:45.751
Yep, marcel Ledbetter.

00:35:45.751 --> 00:35:46.197
Okay, yep, marcel.

00:35:46.237 --> 00:35:46.824
Ledbetter Okay.

00:35:47.204 --> 00:35:53.938
He used to drive a pulpwood truck down in Georgia and Louisiana where there's a lot of pulpwood.

00:35:54.099 --> 00:35:54.318
Right.

00:35:54.885 --> 00:35:57.554
And everybody knows pulpwood's real sticky and yucky.

00:35:57.614 --> 00:35:57.875
Yes.

00:35:58.085 --> 00:35:59.771
You just don't like to haul that stuff.

00:35:59.771 --> 00:36:18.273
But he did and he worked for this pulpwood company and his little boy, Tater yep, Tater Ledbetter, oh Jesus, Tater Ledbetter he would come to the pulpwood place every once in a while.

00:36:18.273 --> 00:36:19.257
His dad would bring him.

00:36:19.257 --> 00:36:24.617
And the guy who ran this pulpwood place, he had a moped motorcycle.

00:36:25.304 --> 00:36:25.748
A moped motorcycle.

00:36:25.748 --> 00:36:27.378
Well, this little m place, he had a moped motorcycle, a moped motorcycle.

00:36:27.400 --> 00:36:28.103
Well, this little moped.

00:36:29.208 --> 00:36:30.052
Okay okay.

00:36:30.744 --> 00:36:33.371
Well, tater, he'd get to ride it.

00:36:33.371 --> 00:36:36.318
His dad said but don't take it off the lot.

00:36:36.318 --> 00:36:53.547
Well, one day Tater saw a hole in the fence and boom, he went right through the hole in the fence and up on the hard top road and swooped around at the stoplight and he stopped Across the road.

00:36:53.547 --> 00:36:59.755
From the stoplight was a brand new I think he said it was a Mercedes Benz dealership.

00:36:59.755 --> 00:37:08.416
Dude pulls out of there with a brand new Mercedes Benz, $70,000 car.

00:37:08.476 --> 00:37:12.815
Blah, blah, blah comes swooping up beside Tater in this car.

00:37:12.815 --> 00:37:16.733
Tater, he grew up on this farm.

00:37:16.733 --> 00:37:18.371
He ain't never seen nothing like that.

00:37:18.371 --> 00:37:21.775
He was like, wow, this is a nice car.

00:37:21.775 --> 00:37:41.257
So he gets up real close and he pushes his nose up against the door glass trying to see in, you know, and he's looking, looking and the guy he notices, tater, you know, just Googling his car, and he rolls his window down a little bit and he said Hello, son.

00:37:41.257 --> 00:37:48.195
He said, sir, that's a nice car, smell them leather seatso he said, yes, sir.

00:37:48.195 --> 00:37:50.108
He said it's, it's got leather seats.

00:37:50.108 --> 00:37:53.195
He said, wow, that's a really nice car.

00:37:53.195 --> 00:37:56.329
He said well, thank you, son, he's all happy, happy.

00:37:56.369 --> 00:37:59.356
You know, this boy is all excited about his car, you know.

00:37:59.356 --> 00:38:06.938
He said well, I decided that I was gonna rev the engine up for the little old boy.

00:38:06.938 --> 00:38:11.255
He's like ooh, that's exciting, that sounds good.

00:38:11.255 --> 00:38:12.731
He said how fast will it go?

00:38:12.731 --> 00:38:14.612
Oh, it'll do 120.

00:38:14.612 --> 00:38:16.851
Ooh, 120.

00:38:16.851 --> 00:38:17.954
Wow.

00:38:17.954 --> 00:38:19.951
He said that's awesome.

00:38:19.951 --> 00:38:23.014
Well, about that time the light turned green.

00:38:23.014 --> 00:38:26.795
The guy in the new Mercedes says well, I'm really going to give him a show.

00:38:26.795 --> 00:38:33.057
So he stomps it, you know, leaves black marks down the strip and he's gone.

00:38:33.057 --> 00:38:39.918
Well, pretty soon the guy in the Mercedes he sees this little black speck in the rearview mirror.

00:38:39.918 --> 00:38:48.987
The little black speck keeps getting closer and closer and he's like I believe that's that little old boy on that moped tater.

00:38:49.427 --> 00:38:54.534
Hey, I believe that's tater, and pretty soon right by him.

00:38:54.534 --> 00:38:59.126
I believe it was that little old boy on that moped.

00:38:59.126 --> 00:39:05.300
Pretty soon, here comes, speck, it was coming back, zoom, right by him again.

00:39:05.300 --> 00:39:10.380
He's like that was that little old boy on that moped, what in the hell?

00:39:10.380 --> 00:39:23.043
And pretty soon here it comes back and all of a sudden, bam, he hit the back of that Mercedes in that moped and just boom, the guy in the Mercedes slams on the brakes, gets out.

00:39:23.043 --> 00:39:29.148
There's little old Tater in a pile of moped parts in the highway barely breathing.

00:39:29.148 --> 00:39:32.601
The guy's like oh, you're breathing, thank God you're breathing.

00:39:32.601 --> 00:39:35.143
Oh, little boy, I'm so sorry.

00:39:35.143 --> 00:39:37.083
He said are you okay?

00:39:37.083 --> 00:39:39.518
And Tater's like yeah, I think so.

00:39:39.518 --> 00:39:43.786
He said is there anything, anything in the world, that I can do for you?

00:39:43.786 --> 00:39:58.561
And Tater said yes, sir, you can unstrap my overhaul strap from your side view mirror please.

00:39:58.561 --> 00:40:04.067
Oh, tater lived better, poor Tater, yeah old Tater, he was a good one, but yeah, that's my story about the moped, I think.

00:40:04.887 --> 00:40:05.548
Good story.

00:40:05.608 --> 00:40:06.789
Yeah, anyway.

00:40:07.210 --> 00:40:07.710
Comical.

00:40:09.916 --> 00:40:12.320
Tater, yeah, his dad's name was Marcel.

00:40:12.501 --> 00:40:13.621
That's a good track.

00:40:14.123 --> 00:40:19.010
Yeah, he had a brother Odell, unel, raynell, claude, new Gene and Clovis.

00:40:22.306 --> 00:40:23.014
They were all lead bettors.

00:40:23.014 --> 00:40:26.960
So the suspenders, what the hell, tom?

00:40:26.960 --> 00:40:29.865
Anyway, any who?

00:40:30.025 --> 00:40:32.048
No, anyway, why not any who?

00:40:32.048 --> 00:40:36.500
Because we're not in Whoville.

00:40:36.500 --> 00:40:38.324
If we were, it would be Cindy Lou.

00:40:38.324 --> 00:40:43.007
Who, not any who, it would just be one, it would be her.

00:40:43.007 --> 00:40:44.755
Be one.

00:40:46.257 --> 00:40:47.018
You like hot dogs?

00:40:47.478 --> 00:40:48.440
I love hot dogs.

00:40:48.440 --> 00:40:49.179
Who doesn't?

00:40:49.740 --> 00:40:51.503
What kind of toppings do you put on your dog?

00:40:52.443 --> 00:41:00.130
Oh, I'm an all-the-way guy, but unfortunately all-the-way in North Carolina means different than all the way somewhere else.

00:41:01.050 --> 00:41:02.052
A lot of different places.

00:41:02.052 --> 00:41:05.878
Yeah, I found some toppings for some different states.

00:41:05.878 --> 00:41:07.820
Obviously, I'm not going to read them all.

00:41:07.820 --> 00:41:11.963
Okay, just going to read the ones that kind of fascinate me that kind of count.

00:41:11.963 --> 00:41:19.369
Yeah, and I'm not saying any of them are gross or strange, but there are some gross.

00:41:19.510 --> 00:41:20.672
I'll be the judge of that.

00:41:23.958 --> 00:41:25.141
I'm going to go with the first one here.

00:41:25.282 --> 00:41:25.943
I'm going to go with Alabama.

00:41:25.943 --> 00:41:35.393
Oh, good Lord Alligator, they put boiled peanuts on their hot dog.

00:41:35.414 --> 00:41:37.255
Okay, now, here is a little that doesn't sound good to me at all.

00:41:37.255 --> 00:41:38.085
I don't need that crunching.

00:41:38.085 --> 00:41:38.416
Okay, wait a minute.

00:41:38.416 --> 00:41:38.777
Wait a minute.

00:41:38.764 --> 00:41:39.590
You've obviously never ate a boiled peanut.

00:41:39.590 --> 00:41:40.130
That doesn't sound good to me at all.

00:41:40.117 --> 00:41:40.628
I don't need that crunching.

00:41:40.628 --> 00:41:41.481
Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:41:41.481 --> 00:41:42.027
Okay, I'm not saying it's gross.

00:41:42.375 --> 00:41:45.079
You've obviously never ate a boiled peanut.

00:41:45.862 --> 00:41:46.382
Yes, I have.

00:41:46.704 --> 00:41:47.425
They're not crunchy.

00:41:47.885 --> 00:41:48.447
Oh, they're soft.

00:41:48.447 --> 00:41:51.641
I get it, yes, but I don't need that.

00:41:51.641 --> 00:41:54.777
It's still got a texture, right, right, exactly.

00:41:54.898 --> 00:41:57.760
However, I am a boiled peanut nut.

00:41:57.760 --> 00:42:01.143
I love them and I believe I would try that.

00:42:01.804 --> 00:42:02.824
Yeah, that's not for me.

00:42:02.824 --> 00:42:07.387
Well, I'll eat boiled peanuts, I'll eat the hot dog.

00:42:07.469 --> 00:42:09.610
Right and I'm not sure I do not want them on my hot dog.

00:42:09.630 --> 00:42:11.251
Yeah, it's kind of like that's what I'm saying.

00:42:11.251 --> 00:42:11.891
I'm not saying.

00:42:12.376 --> 00:42:16.407
I'll eat turkey and cranberry sauce, just a combination, but I want it in my ice cream.

00:42:16.407 --> 00:42:18.269
I get it there you go.

00:42:18.510 --> 00:42:20.952
Let's see Alaska.

00:42:20.952 --> 00:42:25.003
They grilled their onions in Coca-Cola.

00:42:26.159 --> 00:42:28.762
They have Coca-Cola in Alaska Grilled Coca-Cola onions.

00:42:29.655 --> 00:42:30.418
That sounds all right.

00:42:30.418 --> 00:42:31.724
See a lot of this stuff I would eat.

00:42:31.724 --> 00:42:35.865
That would be candy, some of these I'll read quick, just so you can hear them.

00:42:35.865 --> 00:42:38.922
Arizona has a tamale dog.

00:42:39.275 --> 00:42:40.320
Yeah, tamales.

00:42:41.476 --> 00:42:44.481
Arkansas for some reason puts a cheese dip on theirs.

00:42:45.936 --> 00:42:49.186
I like a good cheese dog California.

00:42:49.394 --> 00:42:51.818
Now all the fun we make in California.

00:42:51.818 --> 00:42:53.940
Tom, they got something right here.

00:42:53.940 --> 00:42:56.059
They wrap their hot dogs in bacon.

00:42:57.422 --> 00:42:58.003
Who doesn't?

00:42:59.226 --> 00:43:01.536
I'm just saying that's a Californian thing.

00:43:01.536 --> 00:43:02.320
Oh is it.

00:43:02.320 --> 00:43:05.697
That's the way they screw up everything else.

00:43:05.697 --> 00:43:10.603
It must have been some normal guy there that tried it and everybody got into it A transplant.

00:43:10.603 --> 00:43:13.300
Colorado is green chili.

00:43:13.641 --> 00:43:14.244
Yeah, that's.

00:43:14.916 --> 00:43:20.559
That didn't yell Connecticut White clam pizza.

00:43:22.242 --> 00:43:23.644
Okay, wait a minute On a hot dog.

00:43:24.166 --> 00:43:24.405
Yes.

00:43:24.527 --> 00:43:25.509
White clam pizza.

00:43:25.775 --> 00:43:27.641
White clam pizza on a hot dog.

00:43:27.641 --> 00:43:29.380
Okay, why would you want both?

00:43:29.380 --> 00:43:32.143
So try this hot dog version.

00:43:32.143 --> 00:43:36.927
Put a hot dog in a bun, dust it with Parmesan and dot it with a little net clams.

00:43:36.927 --> 00:43:40.606
Then broil until the clams are cooked and the cheese is melted.

00:43:40.606 --> 00:43:44.981
Then top it slices of fried garlic and a serious sprinkler of oregano.

00:43:45.001 --> 00:43:45.804
Wow.

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That's not for me either.

00:43:48.039 --> 00:43:48.742
Yeah, me neither.

00:43:48.742 --> 00:43:49.760
That sounds about as.

00:43:49.914 --> 00:43:51.681
Delaware salt vinegar chips.

00:43:51.681 --> 00:43:52.003
Yeah.

00:43:53.317 --> 00:43:55.429
They're going to put salt vinegar chips on their hot dogs.

00:43:55.449 --> 00:43:57.358
How do they put them on their hot dogs, they get soggy.

00:43:57.358 --> 00:43:57.677
Boy.

00:43:57.677 --> 00:43:59.943
Georgia puts peaches on their hot dogs.

00:43:59.965 --> 00:44:00.827
Well of course they do.

00:44:00.827 --> 00:44:03.342
They put peaches on everything.

00:44:03.342 --> 00:44:07.242
Wonder why they're called the Peach State.

00:44:07.963 --> 00:44:08.284
Hawaii.

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Spam and pineapple.

00:44:12.137 --> 00:44:14.179
You know, Spam was originated in Hawaii.

00:44:16.041 --> 00:44:18.782
I'm curious about your feelings about the pineapple on a hot dog.

00:44:18.974 --> 00:44:20.880
Well, it's not ham.

00:44:22.085 --> 00:44:22.264
No.

00:44:23.615 --> 00:44:25.661
Well, it is kind of pork, it's kind of pork right.

00:44:25.661 --> 00:44:28.719
I don't know, I just don't like cooked pineapple.

00:44:29.061 --> 00:44:29.422
Idaho?

00:44:29.422 --> 00:44:30.244
That's dumb as hell.

00:44:30.244 --> 00:44:32.639
What would you think Idaho puts on their hot dogs?

00:44:32.659 --> 00:44:34.583
Let me guess A potato.

00:44:34.724 --> 00:44:35.646
Mashed potatoes.

00:44:35.847 --> 00:44:36.628
Of course they do.

00:44:36.628 --> 00:44:38.840
Of course they do.

00:44:38.960 --> 00:44:40.889
I don't hear you saying anything ridiculous yet.

00:44:41.556 --> 00:44:50.581
But the thing about it is, if I'm going to put mashed potatoes on a hot dog, nobody ever better not say anything to me about putting hot dogs in my macaroni and cheese.

00:44:51.394 --> 00:44:52.500
Oh, that's good, I like that.

00:44:52.519 --> 00:44:54.434
My wife thinks I'm the dumbest individual in the world.

00:44:54.454 --> 00:44:55.458
That's freaking great.

00:44:55.458 --> 00:44:56.983
That's awesome I love that stuff.

00:44:56.983 --> 00:45:00.905
Tom your state, kansas Favorite hot dog toppings.

00:45:00.905 --> 00:45:05.543
I have a problem with this Bull testicles Popcorn.

00:45:06.489 --> 00:45:07.096
Wait a minute, who?

00:45:07.115 --> 00:45:09.315
the hell puts popcorn on a freaking hot dog Tom.

00:45:09.355 --> 00:45:10.681
Exactly You'll break your teeth.

00:45:10.681 --> 00:45:12.501
I've never heard of that in my life.

00:45:12.501 --> 00:45:14.302
It says Kansas popcorn.

00:45:14.302 --> 00:45:15.077
They're liars.

00:45:15.077 --> 00:45:16.956
I have never, ever, ever in my life.

00:45:16.976 --> 00:45:18.099
Popcorn lovers rejoice.

00:45:18.099 --> 00:45:20.545
You can and should be putting popcorn on hot dogs.

00:45:20.545 --> 00:45:24.672
It's the perfect balance of a light, salty and crunchy.

00:45:24.672 --> 00:45:24.954
That's that's.

00:45:25.356 --> 00:45:26.400
That's stupid.

00:45:26.400 --> 00:45:29.090
That's the dumbest damn thing I've ever heard.

00:45:29.472 --> 00:45:33.746
Except for, first of all, your state doesn't want you to put ice cream on a cherry pie.

00:45:33.746 --> 00:45:35.963
Now they put popcorn on a hot dog.

00:45:36.282 --> 00:45:38.887
And they want you to eat a cinnamon roll with chili.

00:45:38.887 --> 00:45:41.409
What is wrong with my state?

00:45:42.994 --> 00:45:44.039
Louisiana puts red gravy.

00:45:45.280 --> 00:45:46.193
I like red eye gravy.

00:45:46.496 --> 00:45:48.083
They put lobster on their hot dog.

00:45:48.083 --> 00:45:48.902
That's stupid.

00:45:49.103 --> 00:45:51.179
Yeah, because then your hot dog is $30.

00:45:51.298 --> 00:45:52.163
Let me get to my town.

00:45:52.163 --> 00:45:55.824
Never heard of this, massachusetts.

00:45:55.824 --> 00:45:59.018
I guess we put Boston baked beans on our hot dog.

00:45:59.018 --> 00:46:00.103
That's not bad.

00:46:00.103 --> 00:46:05.521
Now I've had hot dog and beans, right, I don't put the beans on the hot dog Weenies.

00:46:06.264 --> 00:46:08.400
Yeah, that's basically what you're eating.

00:46:08.440 --> 00:46:10.817
Yeah, on a bun, no, but.

00:46:10.817 --> 00:46:13.242
I'm not putting my beans on my hot dog on a bun.

00:46:13.242 --> 00:46:14.342
That's not happening.

00:46:14.342 --> 00:46:16.527
Oh, they'll be on the side, oh, on the side.

00:46:16.527 --> 00:46:17.268
A side dish.

00:46:19.275 --> 00:46:19.376
Yeah.

00:46:19.396 --> 00:46:27.440
So now you're like some other motorcycle and you don't want your touch to stuff Exactly, or your stuff to touch Pimento cheese on a hot dog.

00:46:27.661 --> 00:46:35.938
Okay, first off, pimento cheese belongs nowhere, and then my favorite chicken place wants to put it on their chicken sandwiches.

00:46:35.938 --> 00:46:37.844
What, that's freaking dumb.

00:46:39.315 --> 00:46:40.840
What do you think Montana has Tom?

00:46:41.181 --> 00:46:41.945
Bull testicles.

00:46:41.945 --> 00:46:48.902
Rocky Mountain oysters on your hot dog, I told you, I told you, that's where they originated.

00:46:48.902 --> 00:46:50.858
I would never, ever ever.

00:46:50.858 --> 00:46:51.740
Eat a hot dog.

00:46:51.960 --> 00:46:53.184
There Never.

00:46:53.585 --> 00:46:53.925
Again.

00:46:54.567 --> 00:46:55.509
No, not again, Never.

00:46:55.509 --> 00:47:00.244
I never had one there, never would Well you've got to be there first.

00:47:00.244 --> 00:47:02.782
Nebraska makes theirs a meat pie.

00:47:02.782 --> 00:47:04.679
Nevada puts pine nuts on theirs.

00:47:05.402 --> 00:47:06.224
Pine nuts.

00:47:06.224 --> 00:47:06.817
What are they?

00:47:06.817 --> 00:47:10.119
Fucking squirrels, what the hell.

00:47:14.376 --> 00:47:17.025
New Jersey potatoes, green peppers and onions.

00:47:18.177 --> 00:47:19.663
I kind of like the potato idea.

00:47:19.815 --> 00:47:20.902
You would probably like this Tom New Mexico Frito pie.

00:47:20.902 --> 00:47:21.384
Oh I peppers and onions.

00:47:21.384 --> 00:47:22.007
I kind of like the potato idea.

00:47:22.007 --> 00:47:23.114
You would probably like this Tom New Mexico Frito pie.

00:47:23.594 --> 00:47:24.800
Oh, I love Frito pie.

00:47:24.800 --> 00:47:25.202
Yes.

00:47:25.255 --> 00:47:26.695
I can see the Fritos on the hot See.

00:47:26.695 --> 00:47:28.362
Now I can understand that Wait a minute.

00:47:28.655 --> 00:47:30.802
Sonic has a Frito pie, do they?

00:47:30.802 --> 00:47:33.021
Yes, they have a Frito pie.

00:47:33.021 --> 00:47:47.005
It's meat and cheese and everything, and then they got Fritos in it.

00:47:47.005 --> 00:47:47.646
Oh, it's awesome.

00:47:47.646 --> 00:47:47.806
What's?

00:47:47.826 --> 00:47:49.047
that North Carolina, the Carolina dog All the way.

00:47:49.047 --> 00:47:50.570
Coleslaw onions, chili and mustard, north Dakota sauerkraut.

00:47:50.570 --> 00:47:55.960
Just going to read through these Ohio coleslaw fries and onions, I'll eat that Oregon's mushrooms.

00:47:56.762 --> 00:47:57.603
I could do that.

00:47:58.045 --> 00:47:58.646
Shroom dog.

00:47:58.646 --> 00:48:04.019
That's a trippy dog, I'd like to take a shrimp, a shroom dog.

00:48:04.019 --> 00:48:06.606
Oh, summer tomatoes, you know, I'd probably try that too.

00:48:07.248 --> 00:48:08.994
Yeah, I don't want that many tomatoes, why not?

00:48:09.556 --> 00:48:10.619
You can't see the hot dog.

00:48:10.820 --> 00:48:11.141
Yeah.

00:48:12.556 --> 00:48:14.362
We have visual aids here, folks.

00:48:14.362 --> 00:48:18.764
Yeah, chili and pickled jalapenos, I would eat that.

00:48:18.764 --> 00:48:30.494
Oh, I would eat that oh, I'd eat the hell out of that sugar on snow dog Vermont that is dumb okay, would you put that much ham on your hot dog?

00:48:31.378 --> 00:48:32.302
not that much ham.

00:48:32.302 --> 00:48:39.141
I mean, if you want that much ham, you might as well have a hamburger no cream cheese on my hot dog either no cream cheese on anything.

00:48:39.141 --> 00:48:39.615
See, that looks good.

00:48:39.615 --> 00:48:40.378
That does look good this episode here.

00:48:40.378 --> 00:48:41.942
No cream cheese on my hot dog either no cream cheese on anything.

00:48:41.981 --> 00:48:43.425
See, that looks good, that does look good.

00:48:43.425 --> 00:48:46.172
This episode here, this little segment, is making me very hungry.

00:48:46.172 --> 00:48:48.983
Yeah, anyways.

00:48:50.054 --> 00:48:50.440
I do like hot dogs.

00:48:50.460 --> 00:48:51.753
I just thought I love hot dogs.

00:48:51.753 --> 00:48:54.322
Some of these really do sound good.

00:48:54.574 --> 00:48:57.043
Okay, but let's go back just one little second.

00:48:58.240 --> 00:48:59.054
One second okay.

00:48:59.295 --> 00:49:11.929
I have listened to this and I have lived in Kansas 16 years of my life and not one time not one anybody have I ever seen put popcorn on a hot dog.

00:49:12.356 --> 00:49:14.864
Like I said, I'm sure people have put not like that.

00:49:14.864 --> 00:49:16.601
That picture just was like no, that's gross.

00:49:16.715 --> 00:49:18.402
I've never seen it, never heard of it.

00:49:20.036 --> 00:49:24.981
Wow, that was that Pretty much going to end it.

00:49:24.981 --> 00:49:26.440
I do want to bring up.

00:49:26.440 --> 00:49:29.161
I will be talking a little rock and roll next week.

00:49:29.161 --> 00:49:32.059
Yes, ban the Warning.

00:49:32.460 --> 00:49:32.702
Yep.

00:49:32.875 --> 00:49:34.663
Three Sisters from Monterrey Mexico.

00:49:34.663 --> 00:49:41.380
Really I can't wait to actually share some of this info with you and fans that may not know of the Warning.

00:49:41.802 --> 00:49:43.907
Right, exactly, and I've listened.

00:49:43.907 --> 00:49:45.822
You've let me listen to them Right.

00:49:45.822 --> 00:49:47.199
They're very, very good.

00:49:47.199 --> 00:49:52.605
I mean I've seen some of the videos of their younger years.

00:49:52.985 --> 00:49:53.246
Right.

00:49:53.246 --> 00:49:56.260
Very excited, very excited to talk about these girls.

00:49:56.260 --> 00:49:57.063
It'll be interesting.

00:49:57.454 --> 00:49:58.139
They are very interesting.

00:49:58.159 --> 00:50:02.503
Like I said, I can't wait, yep, and anyways, I'm done.

00:50:02.503 --> 00:50:03.719
How about you?

00:50:04.019 --> 00:50:07.396
Yeah, I've talked about and hitched about most everything I wanted.

00:50:07.958 --> 00:50:13.277
So until next week folks keep listening.

00:50:13.336 --> 00:50:16.880
Yep, be sure to check us out on our Facebook group page.

00:50:18.105 --> 00:50:21.023
Anyways, hope you enjoyed this episode.

00:50:21.023 --> 00:50:24.248
And we've always we might not be here next week.

00:50:24.248 --> 00:50:27.978
Tom's got a little chippies going on and I've got a bunch of other things to do.

00:50:27.978 --> 00:50:31.043
We'll definitely be back on next week, folks.

00:50:31.335 --> 00:50:34.981
Yep and, as always, we'd like to thank Doc for the gift of gab.

00:50:35.516 --> 00:50:36.519
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00:51:04.304 --> 00:51:09.923
Well, well, well, it seems that Tom was sadly mistaken about the show alone.

00:51:09.923 --> 00:51:11.447
What a surprise.

00:51:11.447 --> 00:51:16.682
It seems that there was indeed an eighth season, and the idiot just realized it.

00:51:16.682 --> 00:51:19.001
Oh, this brings me such joy.

00:51:19.001 --> 00:51:26.706
Maybe next time, tom, you will actually do a little research, especially when it comes to a show you're heavily invested in.

00:51:26.706 --> 00:51:30.324
And with that, I bid you all a farewell.

00:51:30.324 --> 00:51:33.643
Mike and Tom will be back in two weeks.

00:51:33.643 --> 00:51:37.063
Join them for more stories and antics.

00:51:37.063 --> 00:51:44.782
Mike will also be talking about the rock band from Mexico, the Warning, which is made up of three sisters.

00:51:44.782 --> 00:51:47.704
The band is taking the world by storm.

00:51:47.704 --> 00:51:49.882
You won't want to miss this episode.

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