April 9, 2025

"Batteries not included: EVs and 1970 Jams"

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Season 2

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What happens when you mix high-potency mushroom gummies, helicopter dangling, and forgotten hits from the 1970s? The latest MT Alternative Podcast delivers all that and more as Mike and Tom embark on another mind-altering journey through random topics and musical nostalgia.

The hosts kick things off with their ongoing "scientific experiment" involving mushroom gummies, creating the perfect mindset for their signature tangential conversations. They quickly dive into a passionate rant about Tesla protesters who destroy the very electric vehicles they once celebrated – a perfect example of what Mike and Tom see as leftist hypocrisy in action. As they note, "The irony or the hypocrisy, or both... you already paid for it, you stupid ass."

The highlight of this episode comes in two parts. First, Troy joins for an interview where he details his long-standing feud with Squeak – a rivalry that began when Squeak catapulted "an ungodly amount of marshmallow fluff and rainbow sprinkles" onto Troy's beloved 1995 Civic. The animosity between them has now reached legendary status, with Troy declaring, "Some grudges are bigger than us."

Later, the podcast showcases five forgotten gems from 1970, including Edison Lighthouse's "Love Grows" and Marmalade's "Reflections of My Life." Tom and Mike's genuine enthusiasm for these tracks reveals their deep appreciation for an era when "songs told stories" instead of today's "gibberish." Their musical journey is punctuated by personal memories that demonstrate how these songs became interwoven with their life experiences.

The madness reaches its peak when Squeak himself appears, recounting his harrowing journey to the studio – dangling from a rope beneath Troy's helicopter after a mid-air mishap. His indignation at this "ride" provides some of the episode's most hilarious moments.

Whether you're a nostalgic music lover or simply enjoy listening to two friends ramble through whatever topics strike their fancy, this episode delivers the unfiltered, unpredictable entertainment that MT Alternative fans have come to expect. Join us again next time for forgotten hits from 1971!

00:15 - Welcome to MT Alternative Podcast

03:15 - Gummy Research & Scientific Experiments

08:14 - Tesla Rants & Political Hypocrisy

13:58 - Money Changes People

17:38 - The Troy Interview

27:54 - Forgotten Music from 1970

38:32 - Squeak's Helicopter Misadventure

53:15 - Wrapping Up & Final Thoughts

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well, look who decided to show up again.

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It's the mt alternative podcast, where mike and tom continue their tireless mission to bring you the finest blend of banter, useless facts and whatever gummy-fueled thoughts pop into their heads.

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Yes, it's the podcast equivalent of a late-night snack you regret in the morning.

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This week they're back on their favorite topic forgotten music from 1970, because apparently, if they can't remember it, it's worth an entire segment.

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Expect bold claims, foggy memories and at least one song that sounds like it was recorded in a garage with the door closed and a raccoon in the background.

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But wait, there's more Troy.

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Yes, the Troy is joining us for an interview.

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That's right.

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He's flying in, probably literally knowing Troy to add some class or, at the very least, a third opinion.

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That's just as questionable as the first two.

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So grab your favourite snacks, lower your standards and prepare yourself for another episode of the MT Alternative Podcast, where the facts are fuzzy, the laughter is real and the point well, we're still looking for it.

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Welcome back to the MT Alternative Podcast.

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Tom yes Happening.

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Oh, everything is going on.

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This is amazing.

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This is amazing.

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Yes, hopefully that sound will be a little better this time.

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We're still tweaking stuff.

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Hey, no, we're not tweaking.

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No, that's twerking.

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We're not twerking, tweaking, we are tweaking.

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I twerk.

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I mean not tweaking Like we're on meth or anything.

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Yeah, see, that's what I was saying, that's where you were going I got you, I got you None of that.

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There'll be none of that, nope.

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So what the hell's up?

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Well, I was just sitting here, sitting here, thinking oh crap, All right, go ahead.

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Oh, that's it.

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I was just thinking.

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Okay.

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Nothing in particular.

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Nothing at all.

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Well, I thought about one thing.

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I was just wondering about.

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Wait a minute.

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You only thought about one thing.

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Well, I get confused if I think about a couple things, multiple things.

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Okay, I got you, I got you.

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And the most confusing thing is when I'm talking to myself.

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Right.

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And I have to go back and repeat it because I realize I wasn't listening to me.

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Well, that's pretty sad, but you're not listening to yourself.

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Yeah, but I get it.

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I have an issue with that, I understand.

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Yeah, well, yeah, with that I understand.

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Yeah, well, yeah, first of all, we should let people know what we're doing today for this podcast, for our research.

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So I myself have went with the Wonder.

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It's a mushroom gummy 1200 milligrams high potency blend per gummy, oh, and it's got strawberry banana flavor.

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Wow.

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Yeah, ultra-high potency.

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I think this is more of a psychedelic than the other stuff we took with the kava oh yeah, so that was mine.

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What do you have today?

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I have with the Monster Slim Jim no no, no, tom, no, no, no, we're talking about the gummies.

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Gummies time oh the Monster.

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Slim Jim can wait till later.

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Oh sorry.

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I know You're confused easily, yep.

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I thought we were Also good, also good.

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Yeah, I was just wondering what you were talking about there.

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But I am going, I have went with a I don't know.

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I think I think I hit on this the last podcast at the end.

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Yeah, that's when the exercise came.

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Whatever else came turned on me.

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Well, I'm thinking.

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Well stupid, you took way too much.

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That's all that was.

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But it must be pretty good, because it took you to another level Right.

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At first I giggled.

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I had good times.

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You were having a good time.

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And then it turned on me, but anyway.

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So I thought, well, what else to do?

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Take a smaller dose.

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Go back to that.

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Yeah, and let me.

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Okay, when your gun shoots off a little bit, you know, go buy a new gun, you twerk that gun okay, why are we twerking?

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why we're doing it?

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you're tweaking it back down, or what?

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As you said, tweaking it back down, okay, a little at a time, okay, and you're getting it right.

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So that's what I'm doing Get it right.

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Oh, I like the music.

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We are going to get there, so you only took a half of this one.

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I only well a little less than half.

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How are you feeling so far?

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Well, with the other things going on, I feel pretty good.

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Okay, excellent, excellent.

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That's all that, really matters.

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We'll see how this goes.

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Yeah, we're.

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Hey, it just started.

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Don't get discouraged, we're going to be.

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Soon it'll be like welcome to the MT Alternative.

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No, not at all After dark.

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Oh no, no, no, no, no, we're going to be really okay and everything's gonna be bright and light and daytime hey, I just wanted to bring up to you I I did a mail order the other day uh, why are we gonna order a mail?

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no, no, no mail order.

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Some weed uh okay, um right weed you know.

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Yeah, well, right, weed, you know.

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Yeah, well, that sounds okay, okay, cool, yeah, you know it should be here.

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Oh, here, it is now Ah really.

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Yeah, I'll open the door.

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Oh, hey, there it is Okay, Where's where it is.

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That's him.

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It's Weed, that's his name.

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What His name's?

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Weed, that's his name.

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What His name's Weed?

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Weed, that's his name.

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Who names their kid Weed?

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You're not smoking.

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That are you no there's no smoke in there, weed why, sir, sir, sir, if that's why you came here?

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What the hell is this?

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Nobody is smoking you today.

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Wait a minute, wait a minute, no no, no, see it's misunderstood.

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Well, no.

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No, there was no misunderstanding.

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Wait a minute.

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When I went under the site and said weed, I thought I was getting weed Me too, but not a guy named weed.

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Sorry guy, you can have a Slim Jim, but that's about it, don't take it personal.

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Yeah well, it's more than a Slim Jim, I'd say you can't have that this is stupid shit we come up with under the influence.

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So keep in mind, the scientific experiment is still moving on forward.

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It is.

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Isn't it it?

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hasn't stopped.

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No, no, no, we're still.

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I reckon I might take another gummy in a little bit.

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Not me, I reckon I will.

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I'm where I need to be.

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I've learned my lesson well.

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So it's not Learned my lesson well.

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This says it won't be empty alternative after dark?

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Not at all Come on man no.

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Listen to how that sounds.

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Nope, I already gave welcome in listeners no no, no, no see, you want to go there, you're just a little afraid no, oh, that's well listen, I haven't heard that line since I left that dentist, that game oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's wrong dentist.

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Okay, all kidding aside, though, I do want to talk about right now these dumb asses.

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I'm going to go burn a Foreign government again.

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What up, tesla?

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Look at that, tesla.

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I'm going to scratch it up.

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I'm going to do this.

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You people are the same people that freaking praised Elon Musk when he was like oh, electric cars, electric cars, everyone.

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The irony or the hypocrisy, or both, I don't know, fucking morons.

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This is what I like about the whole situation the same people who voted for electric cars.

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You guys are dumb and own them, and then we buy them.

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Oh, I'm getting rid of my Tesla.

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Yeah, fuck you.

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You already paid for it, you stupid ass.

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Yeah, it's done.

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Who's the dummy?

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He's already got the money.

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I mean, it's not like you're going to get it back.

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I showed him.

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Yeah, you showed him All right.

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Yeah, how many of those are you going to buy in your lifetime?

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Stupid ass.

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And then bonus for people who would like to buy a tesla.

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Okay, the prices have gone down, but yet it's funny.

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Why has the stock gone up?

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but tesla, that's crazy a little bit weird, right, people are like now like all right, you fucking dumb asses, we'll buy the teslas stock.

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Right, stock was dropping, people bought, stock goes back up.

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That's what happens with stark leftists don't know how to boycott and do shit.

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That's their problem.

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Listen, here's the thing.

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If you do something that I don't agree with, I boycott your product, okay.

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Plain and simple.

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Plain and simple.

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I just won't buy it.

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The other side.

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If you do something that I don't like, I'm going to burn you down.

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Yeah, yeah, pretty much you do something that I don't like, I'm going to burn you down.

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Yeah, yeah, pretty much what they do.

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It's crazy what money does to people.

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It's mostly peaceful.

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Okay, protest okay.

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Yeah, sure it is.

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Okie dokie Moving right along, yeah, moving right along.

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Yeah, because that's a bunch of horse crap, but they still want to push it on us.

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It's kind of like they woke up, get their fair trade oat milk latte and think you know what would really stick it to the system today, tom Destroying the very thing we once used to brag about at brunch Pretty much Yep, that's about right.

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Pretty much.

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That is about right oh, I'm gonna get a tesla.

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Yeah, I'm going green yay, first off then you get that freaking senator kelly, the one whose brother's an astronaut.

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Oh yeah, I got rid of my tesla and I bought myself a chevy tahoe.

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Okay, awesome, buddy, that's awesome.

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I agree with that.

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It's a gas guzzler yes so all of a sudden now, well, the tesla sucks, so I'm gonna go with this.

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Wasn't that what you bought the tesla for was to go away gas.

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Yeah, you get away from it, yep.

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But dumb now.

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I don't like it that way, I want my cake and eat it too so you went from going green yeah to to getting a gas guzzler.

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It's kind of like Way to show it to the man.

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It's kind of like Stick it to the man New show that I told you my wife and I were kind of watching this Outlast.

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Supernatural Nope.

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What happened to?

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that.

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We've been watching, we watched.

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How do you have time for all this TV?

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I watch a couple hours a night.

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Oh crap man.

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We have a couple.

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We don't really watch anything else.

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So go ahead.

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You know we watch a little bit of everything but anyway, this outlast is these people and this woman.

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She's like evil because it's a million dollars.

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I mean my team's going to win a million dollars.

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I mean my team's going to win a million dollars.

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But you know, some of these people that are out there are just wonderful people, but this money has turned them and they're out there stealing people's sleeping bags in 30-degree weather and they're burning down their damn houses in 30 degrees.

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You know.

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That doesn't sound like a fair.

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No, it doesn't really at all.

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I'm like why are they doing that?

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Because money changes people.

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Money does.

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Money does, tom Stupid, money does.

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That's where our government's at.

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But anyway, yeah, pretty much there.

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Back to the other great stuff that makes us happy.

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Then another thing I'm happy about is the Board of Education kind of getting knocked down a little bit?

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Yes, step down.

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Where's that money going?

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for real.

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Yeah, excuse me, funny, since Carter put that in in 1979 for, of course, favors for unions, but anyways, test scores.

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Kids graduate and have gone down?

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Oh, I shouldn't say graduate, because they'll just let anybody pass.

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Now, oh, we got to make it fair.

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Well, that's.

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And have gone down?

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Oh, I shouldn't say graduate, because there's just let anybody pass.

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Now, oh, we got to make it fair.

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Well, that's not how school works.

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Not at all the stories you hear about kids that get their first job, can't handle money because they're so used to that common core math or whatever the hell that crap was.

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One plus one is two.

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I don't have to all this figure out shit.

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Exactly, it just is, but it's just stupid, I mean.

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that's why I do believe in my heart of hearts that it should be in the states, because each state has their own agenda, whatever you want to call it.

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Exactly, let them do their teaching their way.

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Let's go back to reading math science history.

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You know history is fine.

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You can teach all that history stuff.

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That is history.

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I don't care.

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You know the slaves.

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Yes, you can go through all that.

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But let's get real about everything.

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Let me ask you this how would your hate progress?

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The hate that you carry in your heart would progress, if we didn't tell history?

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Exactly right.

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That's what's pushing your hate, you idiots that's what's pushing your hate.

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You idiots.

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You, you get rid of history.

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All you do is repeat yourself over and over and over again.

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Yep, you never learn.

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Let's get rid of this, let's get rid of that bullshit.

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But yeah, department of education with that weinberg, whatever freaking name is there, lady, just I'm doing it for the kids.

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No, you're not, lady, you get all this money and it.

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I guess they compared us to like New York, 40th in the nation or whatever it was in education.

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It's like where's all that money going?

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Where is it going the?

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extra money is not there.

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You look at other countries how good they are and they spend only so much for a child.

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We're spending an average of $36,000, $37,000 a child a year, a year.

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Other places there's some states, that was it.

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I can't remember and I should have remembered this, but did you ten thousand dollars a kid?

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I don't think.

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I don't know if I sent that to you, tom.

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There's other things I have sent, but I don't believe that was one of them.

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I don't know, but I remember that though yeah specifically.

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So maybe, but you know, like I said, again.

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Guys, it's us.

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You know research, yeah, not our best tool.

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We try to remember, but she gets in the way.

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We're not trying to be dishonest probably the research again, do your own research.

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Yes, I have.

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You have it well.

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Yeah, it's going quite well for me too right now.

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So far so good, this beverages, frosty beverages, going down quite nice, you have a frosty one.

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I have a frosty one.

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I have a sweater on mine a little.

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Oh yeah, you kept yours warm.

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No, no, no, that's to keep my hands warm.

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Oh.

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My beer stays chill.

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Oh chill.

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You know we don't like sweaty beer.

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Yeah, nobody likes a sweaty beer Fuck that it's gross.

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Or well, yeah, anything else.

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So Anyway, march Madness.

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Oh, okay, let's talk about Kansas.

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I don't want to.

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What happened?

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They lost.

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Oh why they had less points than the other team.

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Oh, that's sad.

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Well, it certainly was.

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They got knocked out pretty damn early.

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Now North Carolina's knocked out also, really.

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Yeah, they beat last night by who?

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Arkansas?

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No, that was Kansas.

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Kansas got beat by Arkansas.

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Well, well, let's look.

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Well, kansas got beat by Arkansas.

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Well, well, let's look.

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Well, maybe in the second round, because Arkansas beat Kansas.

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No, no, no, no.

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I mean I'm not arguing with you.

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I don't think it was.

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Let me just double check here.

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Uconn won last night, so I kind of root for Sorry.

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No problem, everybody's got their.

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I was kind of hoping.

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Bryant College was going to win last night, but no, they played Michigan, and I don't even know how that went, so anyways, anyway, let me just give this a.

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Oh, I stand corrected, it was Ole Miss Tom that beat North Carolina.

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Ole Miss, ole Miss.

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Yeah, because I watched the Kansas Jayhawks get put out by Arkansas.

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Did you?

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Yeah, it was sad Sorry.

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Yeah, it was sad, Sad.

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Not a good year for Kansas, right?

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Yeah, it's been rough.

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Oh well, what are you?

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going to do.

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Well, okay, you can't lose at home 90% of the time and keep a fan base.

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It's not a good year.

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That's all Tough.

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That's all it's tough, it is.

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Rebuild.

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Anyways, what I want to do is let's get Troy in here, because I want to hear his little venting.

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So we'll get that going, let's get him in and out of here before the world finds him.

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Hope you have something interesting.

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I mean, Troy did bring Squeak's ass, so Squeak's got to be around somewhere.

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Somewhere he's here.

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He was supposed to get a ride with Troy, anyways, anyways, folks, we got this taped interview, so hope you enjoy it and we'll be back All right, folks, we're back with Troy.

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Hey, troy.

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What's up, Troy?

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What's going on bud?

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Good to have you with us.

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Hello guys, it's about time you asked me back, considering you made me give that runt a ride.

00:17:51.550 --> 00:17:52.943
All right, Troy, let's cut to it.

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What exactly is your beef with Squeak?

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Where did all this tension start?

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You know what that little runt did to me, mike?

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He declared war, full-on crazy warfare.

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You guys remember my car, right, my 95 Civic with the busted taillight and that slight death rattle when I hit 60.

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A classic.

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Well, apparently that car wasn't good enough for Squeak, because one day I walk outside and boom, there's my Civic Covered, absolutely drenched in what can only be described as an ungodly amount of marshmallow fluff and rainbow sprinkles.

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Holy shit, damn.

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Oh, that's just the opening shot.

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My friends Turns out Squeak had engineered some kind of miniature catapult and I'm talking medieval level accuracy and fired bucket loads of the stuff onto my car from the roof of the convenience store down the street.

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I guess he thought it would be funny to turn my Civic into a giant dessert, and the grand finale was the giant melon to the side of my car.

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I could imagine the tension on that.

00:18:56.948 --> 00:18:59.068
Yeah, that catapult incident was pretty.

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Uh, that would piss me off too.

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Yeah, punking in the car.

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Yeah, it doesn't do good at all.

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Some people say Squeak's just misunderstood.

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Do you think there's any truth to that, or is he as annoying as you make him sound, troy?

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Look, I get it.

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Some people think Squeak is misunderstood, Like he's some deep, complex soul just waiting for the world to appreciate him.

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But let's be real here.

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He's not a tortured artist.

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He's not a tortured artist.

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He's a guy who chews with his mouth open, talks during movies and once tried to fix the toaster with a spoon Misunderstood Maybe.

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Annoying.

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Definitely I stand by that.

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I'm with Troy, I gotta say he's annoying.

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He's an annoying little guy.

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He's got that cute little possum.

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Got a heart.

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Well, sometimes he does.

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For some reason, pip hangs around with him.

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I don't get it, but whatever, do you think the feud is something that could be settled, or are we talking a lifelong rivalry?

00:20:01.859 --> 00:20:12.244
Look, I'm not saying it's impossible, but let's just say Squeak and I have fundamental differences like oil and water, cats and vacuum cleaners.

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You know, we've tried to hash things out before, but somehow it always ends with Squeak, making some snide comment, and then I respond and next thing, you know, we're back at square one.

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I mean, at this point it's practically tradition.

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If we suddenly got along, people would think something was wrong with the universe, planets would fall out of orbit, dogs would start meowing Chaos.

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Hey, some grudges are bigger than us.

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Guys, I don't make the rules, wow.

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Okay, that long oh, okay, wow geez, well I'm.

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I'm just wondering if, if does he have all the friends that he says he does, where you pick him up and you drive him here, fly him here over the river and through the woods, like I said the other day, but what is his deal?

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I mean, fill us in.

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Yeah, troy, what do you know?

00:21:12.291 --> 00:21:14.253
I mean, we know little about Squeak.

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I know very little I don't know about Tom.

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We tolerate him for Pip, actually Pip seems to be level-headed.

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Yeah, as can be.

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God bless him for tolerating that squeak, but hey, you can't pick your friends, but you can pick your nose.

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Can you think of a redeeming quality?

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Troy, that Squeak might have, or is it all downhill from here?

00:21:41.942 --> 00:21:46.933
Oh, squeak definitely has redeeming qualities, like that time he opened a jar of pickles without spraining anything Absolute hero.

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Or how he's somehow survived this long, despite making every conversation feel like a live-action disaster movie, where the only plot twist is how fast people can escape the room.

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That's a talent, right.

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And let's not forget his knack for saying the absolute worst thing at the exact wrong moment.

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It's almost impressive, like watching someone juggle flaming swords poorly, but hey, at least he's consistent.

00:22:15.151 --> 00:22:17.646
He's like that squeaky shopping cartwheel.

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You hate it, but after a while it's kind of part of the experience.

00:22:21.009 --> 00:22:25.230
So yeah, redeeming qualities, totally.

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Just, you know, buried under several layers of chaos, bad timing and questionable life choices.

00:22:32.088 --> 00:22:38.461
But hey, he once found that bag of chips on a road trip and you better believe we're still hearing about it.

00:22:38.981 --> 00:22:42.268
Oh, good answer, Troy.

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Wasn't expecting that.

00:22:44.070 --> 00:22:44.952
I wasn't either.

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I got one question, One final question for Troy Tom.

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Okay, you were stuck on a desert island, Troy, and you know you had to fight in a cage match with him.

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Who do you think would come out a winner?

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and you had to fight in a cage match with him.

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Who do you?

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think would come out a winner.

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Oh, that's easy Me, no question.

00:23:01.730 --> 00:23:03.751
Look, squeak's scrappy.

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I'll give him that.

00:23:04.773 --> 00:23:07.076
But he's also easily distracted.

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All I'd have to do is point at a coconut and say, hey, does that look like it's shaped like Abraham Lincoln?

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And boom, he's off on a tangent, giving the coconut a full character backstory.

00:23:18.449 --> 00:23:20.704
Meanwhile, I've already won the match.

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What do you think?

00:23:25.240 --> 00:23:29.087
Here's what I think Troy, oh yeah, and what's that?

00:23:29.087 --> 00:23:29.388
Tom?

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I think you better watch out for Pip, because he's somewhere close oh okay, you know the old Cain and Abel match.

00:23:38.386 --> 00:23:39.830
Yeah right, where'd he come from?

00:23:39.830 --> 00:23:40.381
Tom?

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You got any?

00:23:40.843 --> 00:23:42.347
One last question for Troy.

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Well, troy, I'm just wondering what it's like when you bring him over to that daggum river, fly him every day to work.

00:23:48.769 --> 00:23:50.846
Do you bicker the whole way?

00:23:50.846 --> 00:23:54.762
Does he try to backseat fly your plane or helicopter?

00:23:54.762 --> 00:23:58.165
Excuse me, I just wonder what it all is about.

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When you come.

00:23:59.086 --> 00:24:00.606
Well, how do you think it went, Tom?

00:24:01.367 --> 00:24:02.368
Wait a minute, Troy.

00:24:02.368 --> 00:24:04.029
It was supposed to be just from the river.

00:24:04.029 --> 00:24:06.332
Why are you going to his house to pick him up?

00:24:06.392 --> 00:24:08.192
Well, somehow that little bastard tricked me.

00:24:08.413 --> 00:24:11.336
No, it was supposed to be across the river only Now.

00:24:11.336 --> 00:24:13.837
Troy's telling us he's going to his house to pick him up.

00:24:14.880 --> 00:24:16.926
Well, here's the thing I thought he was Anyway.

00:24:17.107 --> 00:24:17.509
Wow.

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Wasn't it in the contract there?

00:24:19.141 --> 00:24:19.865
is no contract Tom.

00:24:20.059 --> 00:24:22.224
There was no contract with him, we just gave it to him.

00:24:22.224 --> 00:24:25.470
We felt bad for him Pitching and whining.

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You're living a hole, for goodness sake.

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I think I put in a good word for you, the juice feeds off.

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So is it like bringing Squeak to the studio today.

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Give us a little play-by-play.

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All right, guys, buckle up, you won't believe this one.

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So I'm coming in hot to the studio today, right In my helicopter.

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Yeah, you know the usual, but apparently someone forgot to mention to Squeak that he wasn't exactly on the flight plan today.

00:24:51.627 --> 00:25:02.224
I'm cruising along minding my own business when I look down and I see Squeak running along the tarmac like he's in a damn action movie.

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No Uber, no rideshare, no, nothing, just Squeak, full sprinting it towards me like he's trying to break some sort of speed record.

00:25:12.532 --> 00:25:17.528
So, like any good friend, I decide to help him out.

00:25:17.528 --> 00:25:26.055
I lower the ladder and there he is yelling up at me talking about how traffic's awful, and don't get any ideas.

00:25:26.055 --> 00:25:31.144
He's about halfway up the ladder when suddenly, bam, he trips.

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And not just a little stumble, oh no, my friend.

00:25:32.686 --> 00:25:36.232
And not just a little stumble, oh no, my friend.

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Squeak, in all his glory, falls out of my helicopter.

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I'm talking full-on freefall.

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It's like one of those moments you see in slow motion, except instead of some heroic music playing, I'm screaming Squeak, no.

00:25:52.974 --> 00:25:54.984
But here's the kicker.

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This man, this absolute lunatic, somehow manages to grab the damn rope midair, like some kind of circus act gone wrong.

00:26:03.232 --> 00:26:10.541
Now I've got Squeak dangling from the helicopter spinning like a ragdoll, screaming the whole time about how this wasn't part of the plan.

00:26:10.923 --> 00:26:13.028
And how does a guy end up in these situations?

00:26:13.028 --> 00:26:22.811
Meanwhile I'm just trying to keep my cool, piloting this thing like it's business as usual, but in the back of my head I'm thinking how the hell did I get here?

00:26:22.811 --> 00:26:32.079
Eventually I circle back around and there he is, hanging from the rope like it's no big deal, still complaining that he could have taken the bus.

00:26:32.079 --> 00:26:34.525
But at least this was more scenic in the bus.

00:26:34.525 --> 00:26:36.522
But at least this was more scenic.

00:26:36.522 --> 00:26:45.165
So we finally land, squeak, still clinging to the rope and me trying to pretend I didn't just witness the most ridiculous thing ever.

00:26:45.165 --> 00:26:52.269
And he gets off like it's Tuesday, says well, that was a ride, and walks straight into the studio.

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Well, that doesn't surprise me, Typical Squeak.

00:26:58.125 --> 00:26:59.790
Anyways, traps whatever.

00:27:00.039 --> 00:27:01.021
Sure, it's been a pleasure.

00:27:01.021 --> 00:27:04.911
We'll talk again and thanks for coming in again, buddy.

00:27:04.911 --> 00:27:05.992
Thanks again.

00:27:05.992 --> 00:27:07.021
Bye now, mike.

00:27:07.323 --> 00:27:09.026
Tom, this has been wild.

00:27:09.026 --> 00:27:10.970
I got to get back to the helicopter.

00:27:10.970 --> 00:27:17.192
You know the usual Don't let the fame get to your heads, all right, but seriously, it's always a pleasure.

00:27:17.192 --> 00:27:20.226
I'll leave you two to clean up your mess from this interview.

00:27:20.226 --> 00:27:21.308
Catch you later.

00:27:21.308 --> 00:27:27.148
Gentlemen, stay grounded, or, you know, not in my case.

00:27:28.050 --> 00:27:30.207
All right, that was interesting.

00:27:30.207 --> 00:27:32.787
Yeah, well, troy had some good points too.

00:27:32.787 --> 00:27:33.650
Yeah, he did.

00:27:33.650 --> 00:27:35.827
You know he's doing us a favor actually.

00:27:35.827 --> 00:27:39.104
Yeah, he really is some good points too.

00:27:39.124 --> 00:27:40.489
Yeah, he did you know he's doing us a favor actually.

00:27:40.489 --> 00:27:41.192
Uh, yeah, let's wind him from squeak.

00:27:41.192 --> 00:27:41.553
We hope, of course.

00:27:41.553 --> 00:27:48.859
I guess up there in the air and all that sound and noise, you don't hear him too much yeah, yeah, that's true, probably mutes his little uh headset mic and everything.

00:27:50.342 --> 00:27:53.247
But uh, yeah, it was interesting and uh, all right, tom.

00:27:53.247 --> 00:27:57.855
So, uh, we discussed, we wanted to talk about music from the 70s.

00:27:57.855 --> 00:28:03.972
We were going to do top 10 songs from the 70s that were popular, that people seem to forget about, right?

00:28:03.972 --> 00:28:07.319
But we decided to break it down by a year in the 70s Exactly.

00:28:07.319 --> 00:28:09.586
We're going to start off at 1970.

00:28:09.606 --> 00:28:09.707
Okay.

00:28:10.328 --> 00:28:18.806
All right, so I guess the first song we're going to do is by Edison Lighthouse Love Grows, and we both loved that song.

00:28:18.806 --> 00:28:19.827
Yeah, it was a good song.

00:28:19.827 --> 00:28:20.469
It was a good song.

00:28:20.469 --> 00:28:21.211
I know the song.

00:28:21.211 --> 00:28:22.113
You know the song.

00:28:22.113 --> 00:28:24.827
Yep, your first memory of the song, do you have any?

00:28:24.827 --> 00:28:26.968
I know you got older brothers and sisters.

00:28:27.079 --> 00:28:30.269
It's just, I was really young when this one came out.

00:28:30.721 --> 00:28:34.182
You were born in 67, so three years old I was seven.

00:28:34.503 --> 00:28:37.857
I was three years old when this song came out, but it's the time after.

00:28:38.259 --> 00:28:38.380
Right.

00:28:38.400 --> 00:28:43.873
Like when I was five to seven, when I was in different parts.

00:28:43.873 --> 00:28:57.327
I mean I had six older sisters, two older brothers, right right, right, so you've got a lot of different musical interests genres, and then a dad that was from the South, so there's country thrown in there.

00:28:57.327 --> 00:29:01.086
It was amazing of everything that I got.

00:29:01.220 --> 00:29:04.490
But this was a big staple on 70s radio back then, you know.

00:29:04.609 --> 00:29:08.287
Yeah, partridge family kind of deal.

00:29:08.961 --> 00:29:10.526
Yeah, exactly that's what it reminds me of too.

00:29:10.526 --> 00:29:13.846
But yeah, good song, good song.

00:29:14.519 --> 00:29:17.248
Yeah, for back in the day, and we'll skip into this part for a minute and just but yeah, good song, good song, good song, yeah for back in the day.

00:29:17.248 --> 00:29:17.518
But yes, I enjoy things.

00:29:18.799 --> 00:29:20.667
And we'll skip into this part for a minute and just.

00:29:21.402 --> 00:29:25.653
And I just got to tell her that I love her endlessly.

00:29:26.941 --> 00:29:31.355
Because love grows where my rosemary grows.

00:29:32.800 --> 00:29:34.227
Excellent, excellent song.

00:29:34.227 --> 00:29:37.029
We both admit we like that one.

00:29:37.029 --> 00:29:37.372
Yeah, that's good.

00:29:37.372 --> 00:29:37.692
Excellent song.

00:29:37.692 --> 00:29:38.336
We both admit we like that one.

00:29:38.336 --> 00:29:38.679
Yeah, that's good.

00:29:38.679 --> 00:29:42.390
All right, and let's move on to our next song that we picked out.

00:29:42.779 --> 00:29:43.924
Rolling right along.

00:29:44.160 --> 00:29:49.965
We have Reflections of my Life by Marmalade Marmalade I myself have not heard of it.

00:29:49.965 --> 00:29:51.009
You have Yep.

00:29:51.009 --> 00:29:52.946
I don't know why I haven't heard of it.

00:29:52.946 --> 00:30:02.073
I'm surprised actually, because I've heard of Marmalade, I know who they are and see honest, I didn't know who it was.

00:30:02.073 --> 00:30:05.451
Oh, you didn't know the name of the band, you just know the song.

00:30:05.451 --> 00:30:06.398
I just know the song.

00:30:06.398 --> 00:30:07.885
That's usually how it goes with you and I.

00:30:08.099 --> 00:30:13.411
Well, in the backseat of a Fairlane 500, you hear all kinds of music.

00:30:14.133 --> 00:30:14.513
Wait a minute.

00:30:16.839 --> 00:30:18.164
What are you doing in the backseat of a Fairlane?

00:30:18.164 --> 00:30:20.593
Well, my brother-in-law and my sister had the babysit you.

00:30:20.593 --> 00:30:23.446
Yeah, and I was in the back.

00:30:23.446 --> 00:30:27.369
Oh, that's sad, not really.

00:30:27.369 --> 00:30:28.809
I got to hear the cool music.

00:30:29.071 --> 00:30:30.259
You got to hear cool music, yeah.

00:30:30.401 --> 00:30:33.570
I didn't want to hear all that other crap up front.

00:30:33.570 --> 00:30:36.624
I'll do anything.

00:30:36.644 --> 00:30:40.675
See now, like I said, I'm surprised I've heard a lot of music from this one.

00:30:40.675 --> 00:30:42.826
Just for some reason skipped me.

00:30:42.826 --> 00:30:45.326
I do like the harmonizing in the song, oh yeah.

00:30:46.161 --> 00:30:51.248
Very good song, yeah the changing.

00:30:51.288 --> 00:30:52.261
Does it take you back?

00:30:52.663 --> 00:30:53.527
It does yeah.

00:30:53.527 --> 00:31:00.080
It's got that sound, that nostalgic type sound to it and also it brings my sister in mind.

00:31:00.080 --> 00:31:03.487
Okay, she's in this era also.

00:31:03.487 --> 00:31:05.346
She lives upstate.

00:31:05.405 --> 00:31:07.768
Okay, so this isn't the sister that passed.

00:31:07.768 --> 00:31:08.844
No, okay.

00:31:08.864 --> 00:31:14.891
This sister's still alive and well and lives upstate Washington State.

00:31:14.891 --> 00:31:18.669
She's who I got my spiritual background from.

00:31:18.669 --> 00:31:20.741
Okay excellent, she was.

00:31:22.060 --> 00:31:26.347
I have to admit, tom good song you picked out because, like I said, I don't really remember the song.

00:31:26.367 --> 00:31:26.930
I enjoy the song.

00:31:27.400 --> 00:31:28.424
Give it a little listen here.

00:31:31.696 --> 00:31:43.477
All my sorrow Said tomorrow, send tomorrow, take me back to my home.

00:31:45.101 --> 00:31:47.787
Yeah, like a really nostalgic type song.

00:31:48.409 --> 00:31:49.811
I dig it, enjoy it.

00:31:50.000 --> 00:31:51.847
Yeah, no, it's a good song.

00:31:51.847 --> 00:31:53.762
Kudos to you for bringing this one up.

00:31:53.782 --> 00:31:55.445
Yeah, that's a good one, thank you.

00:31:55.787 --> 00:31:56.228
Alrighty.

00:31:56.228 --> 00:31:57.529
So next.

00:31:57.529 --> 00:31:59.233
This is one of my favorites.

00:31:59.233 --> 00:32:00.661
Ah, cool.

00:32:00.661 --> 00:32:04.691
I don't want to let it out right now, but I know you've heard of it too.

00:32:05.112 --> 00:32:05.393
Right.

00:32:06.320 --> 00:32:09.964
Let's just tell people what it is Ride, captain, ride.

00:32:10.266 --> 00:32:12.443
You remember that one On the mystery ship?

00:32:12.443 --> 00:32:13.227
That's the one.

00:32:13.227 --> 00:32:17.340
Yeah, boy, what makes this?

00:32:17.361 --> 00:32:17.961
song so good for you.

00:32:17.961 --> 00:32:20.605
Well, I'll be honest, I don't remember it when I was young.

00:32:20.605 --> 00:32:30.010
Young, but I remember when I was 14, 15, smoking weed, you know, starting out drinking, and that song came out.

00:32:30.010 --> 00:32:31.259
It was a great song to be.

00:32:31.780 --> 00:32:33.807
What would happen if a Mystery Ship?

00:32:33.807 --> 00:32:40.931
Yeah, I've had that conversation with my buddies too, right after we ate a big old thing of shrooms and drank a bunch of beer.

00:32:40.931 --> 00:32:45.268
Yep, do you remember that Well, and some of us even went on one.

00:32:45.268 --> 00:32:58.829
But anyway, different story, different time, oh yeah, oh yeah, this will take you back From the San.

00:32:58.930 --> 00:33:04.259
Francisco Bay Excellent, excellent tune.

00:33:04.400 --> 00:33:06.126
I love this song, good tune.

00:33:07.664 --> 00:33:10.665
You notice a lot of songs in the 70s had a lot of stories to them.

00:33:10.961 --> 00:33:12.920
Yeah, well, they told stories Exactly.

00:33:12.920 --> 00:33:15.845
Now gibberish Pretty much.

00:33:16.326 --> 00:33:16.808
Pretty much.

00:33:16.808 --> 00:33:20.367
But again I go back to my group.

00:33:20.367 --> 00:33:22.165
We'll talk about that in a little bit.

00:33:22.165 --> 00:33:24.121
Oh yeah, We'll talk about that in a little bit.

00:33:24.121 --> 00:33:32.569
Ah yes, talk about yeah, oh yeah, drinking beers.

00:33:32.569 --> 00:33:37.574
That was, yeah, drinking beers.

00:33:37.574 --> 00:33:39.957
That was that With your friends, and they were.

00:33:39.977 --> 00:33:40.676
Bonfires.

00:33:40.676 --> 00:33:42.567
They went down so well Ben.

00:33:45.300 --> 00:33:48.587
You were probably drinking PBR, yes.

00:33:48.929 --> 00:33:49.770
Yes, I was.

00:33:49.770 --> 00:33:55.511
Me, bill O'Heilly Well not really PBR, it was more of a PB Hooch.

00:33:55.511 --> 00:33:57.160
Ah, it was made in a PB hooch.

00:33:57.160 --> 00:34:01.731
Ah, it was made in a styrofoam cooler with fruit and everything.

00:34:01.839 --> 00:34:02.603
Oh, cuckoo juice.

00:34:02.603 --> 00:34:04.328
We called it Purple Passion.

00:34:04.328 --> 00:34:06.307
We made cuckoo juice, which is brew.

00:34:06.599 --> 00:34:07.769
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

00:34:07.788 --> 00:34:09.139
Good old times, good old Everclear.

00:34:09.219 --> 00:34:16.061
Take parties out in a field Good old, everclear, exactly Holy crap, that was a good one.

00:34:16.061 --> 00:34:16.981
I Holy crap, that was a good one.

00:34:16.981 --> 00:34:18.583
I love that song, famous last words of a fool.

00:34:18.583 --> 00:34:23.168
I'm driving, I'll have nothing to drink, just a fruit.

00:34:23.730 --> 00:34:24.269
Just a fruit?

00:34:24.269 --> 00:34:26.231
No, no, no, that's not going to work.

00:34:26.231 --> 00:34:29.315
That fruit's got stuff in it, what you know what.

00:34:29.315 --> 00:34:35.208
Well, hmm, and then we have this one.

00:34:35.208 --> 00:34:35.972
I don't know if.

00:34:35.972 --> 00:34:39.688
Wait a minute, here we go.

00:34:39.688 --> 00:34:44.239
Let's wait till this commercial passes by, because you know how.

00:34:45.563 --> 00:34:49.003
Yeah, we love commercials pass by Do you remember this?

00:34:49.003 --> 00:34:50.509
One I do oh.

00:34:59.101 --> 00:35:02.331
There you got it the five stair steps.

00:35:04.085 --> 00:35:06.907
I would have never thought this, aretha Franklin.

00:35:06.907 --> 00:35:08.567
Is who I would have thought of.

00:35:12.489 --> 00:35:22.025
Another good song from the 70s 1970, because that's the year we're in yeah, 70s great See.

00:35:22.807 --> 00:35:27.447
I mean and think, okay, how do you know you were over three?

00:35:28.927 --> 00:35:33.018
Because, as you're growing up, those songs are playing Anyway, exactly.

00:35:33.018 --> 00:35:39.851
Not just when you were born, they're used for weddings, for movies and movies.

00:35:41.342 --> 00:35:48.286
They're used for weddings and movies and funerals and you hear them over and over.

00:35:51.246 --> 00:35:52.851
Good tunes, great tunes.

00:35:52.851 --> 00:35:56.940
So, as we wrap up, we'll be doing more of this.

00:35:56.940 --> 00:35:57.565
This is going to be our weekly thing.

00:35:57.492 --> 00:35:57.788
We right, yeah.

00:35:57.788 --> 00:35:57.692
So as we wrap up, we'll be doing more of this.

00:35:57.692 --> 00:35:59.034
This is going to be our weekly thing.

00:35:59.034 --> 00:35:59.713
We like it.

00:35:59.713 --> 00:36:00.735
We like the music.

00:36:00.735 --> 00:36:01.815
We like the music.

00:36:01.815 --> 00:36:02.496
Hope you do.

00:36:02.976 --> 00:36:03.416
Let's see.

00:36:03.416 --> 00:36:06.746
We got one more song, another one of my favorites.

00:36:06.746 --> 00:36:10.681
You have any that you 70s.

00:36:10.681 --> 00:36:13.547
It's kind of hard to break down from year to year in memory.

00:36:13.547 --> 00:36:15.409
It really is Because, oh, I like this song.

00:36:15.409 --> 00:36:17.534
Well, that didn't come out in 70, that came out.

00:36:17.534 --> 00:36:21.199
So doing it this way is a little different.

00:36:21.199 --> 00:36:22.141
Let's see.

00:36:22.141 --> 00:36:24.445
Let me find it quick here.

00:36:24.465 --> 00:36:27.469
Yeah, we'll get it figured out.

00:36:28.472 --> 00:36:28.992
Here we go.

00:36:33.963 --> 00:36:36.266
I know you'll know this one Yep got you going.

00:36:36.266 --> 00:36:37.809
It's just about time.

00:36:37.809 --> 00:36:39.952
It's spring right now, but pretty soon.

00:36:39.952 --> 00:36:42.945
Mongo Jerry, mongo, mongo Jerry.

00:36:42.945 --> 00:36:45.146
Oh yeah, mongo, I remember Mongo on.

00:36:47.480 --> 00:36:49.786
He's got some pork, chop sideburns, he does.

00:36:49.826 --> 00:36:52.070
Yeah, he does, yeah, he sure does.

00:36:52.311 --> 00:36:52.552
Not him.

00:36:53.280 --> 00:36:54.985
Well, he's got pork, chop something.

00:36:54.985 --> 00:36:58.706
Oh goodness, his chin must be chilly.

00:36:59.782 --> 00:37:00.646
A little bit right.

00:37:03.320 --> 00:37:04.885
Yes, but I do remember.

00:37:04.945 --> 00:37:05.568
Great song.

00:37:05.568 --> 00:37:07.643
This is a good song too.

00:37:07.643 --> 00:37:08.949
It's a chill song.

00:37:08.989 --> 00:37:10.943
Yeah, it's in the basement.

00:37:10.943 --> 00:37:14.510
Right after you rip off a good, I mean watch some.

00:37:14.510 --> 00:37:18.728
Tv Whoa whoa whoa Watch some TV and eat spaghetti.

00:37:18.728 --> 00:37:21.668
Yeah, yeah, pizza, frozen pizza.

00:37:21.668 --> 00:37:23.847
Yeah, that's what I meant.

00:37:25.681 --> 00:37:27.085
Good songs, good songs.

00:37:27.668 --> 00:37:30.768
These are good songs Next time we'll be doing 71.

00:37:30.768 --> 00:37:32.460
Oh, 1971.

00:37:32.519 --> 00:37:37.045
There's more songs that people have, what that were out there that we forget about.

00:37:37.045 --> 00:37:39.485
That were good songs, and this is what Tom and I did.

00:37:39.485 --> 00:37:48.525
We just kind of looked through a list of damn you remember this one, Of course, obviously I do hear a little banter in the other room, so obviously they're here.

00:37:49.739 --> 00:37:51.126
Something about no snacks.

00:37:52.081 --> 00:37:52.985
You know what Squeak?

00:37:52.985 --> 00:37:58.929
We can't afford your snack habit, Lucky you.

00:37:58.929 --> 00:38:02.088
Yeah, we've learned that you gave that up by getting a ride here.

00:38:02.088 --> 00:38:04.487
That's one thing you had to learn to do.

00:38:05.242 --> 00:38:09.085
Yep, you give up one thing for another, Yep you got a ride here and there.

00:38:09.139 --> 00:38:15.028
You're not paying $100 or whatever it is you were complaining about, but I guess we'll get them out.

00:38:15.028 --> 00:38:17.849
Let's get what they have to say, tom.

00:38:17.849 --> 00:38:23.989
I can't wait and in the meantime, we'll sit back and enjoy our beer.

00:38:23.989 --> 00:38:31.164
Yes, all right, people, Once again, we'll be right back, hey.

00:38:32.324 --> 00:38:33.005
Squeak.

00:38:33.005 --> 00:38:44.333
What did you think of Troy coming in today?

00:38:44.333 --> 00:38:46.516
What'd I think?

00:38:46.516 --> 00:38:52.246
Yeah, and how was the ride?

00:38:52.246 --> 00:38:57.050
By the way, a lot of wind, but I heard you were actually in the way.

00:38:57.050 --> 00:38:57.394
A lot of wind.

00:38:57.394 --> 00:39:00.507
I heard you were actually in the helicopter.

00:39:00.507 --> 00:39:03.987
No, oh, so that must have been nice.

00:39:03.987 --> 00:39:08.963
You get a lot of fresh air, wind, a lot of wind.

00:39:10.809 --> 00:39:12.713
What's wrong with your hair?

00:39:12.713 --> 00:39:19.168
Well, first off, what a beautiful day.

00:39:19.168 --> 00:39:21.554
It's 56 degrees, wasn't it gorgeous?

00:39:21.554 --> 00:39:29.565
It's 56 degrees, not 20,000 feet in the damn air, hanging off a rope Swinging through the air.

00:39:29.565 --> 00:39:36.467
It's 120 to below zero, but you got a free ride and tough nipples.

00:39:36.467 --> 00:39:40.166
Now you sound like that guy.

00:39:40.166 --> 00:39:41.413
Zero, but you got a free ride and tough nipples.

00:39:41.413 --> 00:39:42.518
Now you sound like that guy Tom.

00:39:42.518 --> 00:39:46.329
No, tom, don't sound that like this.

00:39:46.329 --> 00:39:48.998
He's never been hung from under a damn helicopter.

00:39:48.998 --> 00:39:50.864
Listen, you whine.

00:39:50.864 --> 00:39:52.369
You pay all this money.

00:39:52.369 --> 00:39:53.652
You get a damn ride.

00:39:53.652 --> 00:39:54.885
What are you bitching about?

00:39:54.885 --> 00:39:56.538
I'm bitching because it was cold.

00:39:56.538 --> 00:39:59.728
Troy is a very nice gentleman to do that for you.

00:39:59.728 --> 00:40:02.675
Troy, yeah, troy, no.

00:40:02.675 --> 00:40:05.807
Well, okay, let me just ask you one question.

00:40:05.807 --> 00:40:06.963
Sure, how come?

00:40:06.963 --> 00:40:07.766
How come?

00:40:07.860 --> 00:40:13.204
When I wanted to play John Denver in the CD player, he went all late.

00:40:13.204 --> 00:40:14.166
Shit, I'll be.

00:40:14.166 --> 00:40:16.585
What, what?

00:40:16.585 --> 00:40:21.342
No, john Denver, no, no, no, john Denver.

00:40:21.342 --> 00:40:22.123
Well, what?

00:40:22.123 --> 00:40:23.565
Rocky Mountain High?

00:40:23.565 --> 00:40:26.391
Yeah, oh, there you go.

00:40:26.391 --> 00:40:28.675
Then you should have really enjoyed that breeze.

00:40:28.675 --> 00:40:31.139
No, not from that way.

00:40:31.139 --> 00:40:32.608
No, rocky Mountain High, baby.

00:40:32.608 --> 00:40:34.809
Well, not that high.

00:40:34.809 --> 00:40:35.695
Oh, why not?

00:40:35.695 --> 00:40:38.487
Because I wasn't high at the time.

00:40:38.487 --> 00:40:39.510
Oh, that's your fault.

00:40:39.510 --> 00:40:41.728
Well, wait a minute, I was.

00:40:41.728 --> 00:40:50.588
And then when he dropped me on that damn rope, I wasn't because I lost my high, your what I lost my high?

00:40:50.588 --> 00:40:53.099
You lost your hat.

00:40:53.099 --> 00:40:57.458
High, my high, your high, you were high.

00:40:57.902 --> 00:40:59.077
I was not high anymore.

00:40:59.077 --> 00:41:00.657
You were already high.

00:41:00.657 --> 00:41:02.130
Yeah, in the air.

00:41:02.130 --> 00:41:04.938
Okay, well, that's not the high I was looking for.

00:41:05.443 --> 00:41:07.295
Uh, you just don't do it right, buddy.

00:41:07.315 --> 00:41:11.394
Well, anyways, what else happened since the last time?

00:41:11.394 --> 00:41:13.766
Have you ever bungee jumped to work?

00:41:13.766 --> 00:41:16.288
No, well, fine, that sounds incredible.

00:41:16.288 --> 00:41:16.960
Well, fine, that sounds incredible.

00:41:16.960 --> 00:41:22.269
Well, I kind of was, oh see, very stimulating.

00:41:22.269 --> 00:41:28.485
Well, forced stimulation Nothing wrong with that, buddy, keep it real.

00:41:28.485 --> 00:41:29.994
Yeah, keep it real.

00:41:29.994 --> 00:41:35.418
Yeah, well, troy, he better come with a different attitude next time.

00:41:35.418 --> 00:41:40.112
Uh, listen, you do know he was supposed to only give you a ride across the river.

00:41:40.112 --> 00:41:44.048
That was nice of him to go all the way to your hole in the hill and get you.

00:41:44.048 --> 00:41:45.512
Nice of him.

00:41:45.512 --> 00:41:48.847
Yeah, it was nice of him to keep the contract.

00:41:48.847 --> 00:41:51.043
Okay, there's no contract.

00:41:51.043 --> 00:41:56.059
Squeak, I told you Remember, no, no, no, we're not the same.

00:41:56.059 --> 00:41:58.329
It was the nicest of the contracts.

00:41:58.329 --> 00:41:59.425
We're not the same.

00:41:59.425 --> 00:42:02.474
My contract is not your contract.

00:42:02.474 --> 00:42:05.891
It kind of is no, we're one.

00:42:05.891 --> 00:42:07.559
No, we're not, I'm picked.

00:42:07.679 --> 00:42:08.704
We did talk about the app.

00:42:08.704 --> 00:42:09.507
You're a squeak.

00:42:09.507 --> 00:42:11.146
We went through this.

00:42:11.146 --> 00:42:13.344
We've been through this so many times.

00:42:13.344 --> 00:42:14.746
We have, that's right.

00:42:14.746 --> 00:42:16.190
You keep bringing it up.

00:42:16.289 --> 00:42:22.003
Ladies and gentlemen question Do we sound okay by?

00:42:22.003 --> 00:42:22.625
Ladies and gentlemen?

00:42:22.625 --> 00:42:36.547
Welcome to the podcast with Pip and his friend Squeak, okay, yeah, and his friend Squeak, yes, yay, see, bye, bye, bye, oh, oh, okay, let's take Squeak out of the picture.

00:42:36.547 --> 00:42:37.753
Ladies and gentlemen, here's Pip, See, bye, bye, uh-oh.

00:42:37.753 --> 00:42:38.940
Okay, let's take Squeak out of the picture.

00:42:38.940 --> 00:42:40.099
Ladies and gentlemen, here's Pip.

00:42:40.099 --> 00:42:47.329
Yay, pip, pip, you know, like Gladys Knight and the Pips.

00:42:47.329 --> 00:42:49.152
Yeah, there's somebody else.

00:42:49.152 --> 00:42:51.735
And Pip, never just the Pips Pip.

00:42:51.735 --> 00:42:54.467
You want to go see the Pips?

00:42:54.467 --> 00:42:56.809
No, we can't go to the Sn the Pips.

00:42:56.809 --> 00:42:57.213
No, we're not.

00:42:57.233 --> 00:42:57.597
Glad it's night.

00:42:57.597 --> 00:42:59.375
Why he's there?

00:42:59.375 --> 00:43:02.936
They can sing, they're good, they're talented.

00:43:02.936 --> 00:43:05.907
Yeah, we're glad it's night.

00:43:05.907 --> 00:43:08.469
You know, that's my family you're talking about.

00:43:08.469 --> 00:43:12.708
Well, pips, what family do the Screeks have?

00:43:12.708 --> 00:43:16.268
The Jackson 5, thank you.

00:43:16.268 --> 00:43:18.186
Where's the Squeak in that?

00:43:18.186 --> 00:43:20.590
Huh, where's the Squeak in that?

00:43:20.590 --> 00:43:22.079
Hee, hee, right there.

00:43:22.079 --> 00:43:27.672
Oh, you can't call the way Michael Jackson sang Squeak, squeak.

00:43:27.672 --> 00:43:30.186
What's the group's name?

00:43:30.186 --> 00:43:31.391
Jackson 5.

00:43:31.391 --> 00:43:33.065
Is that the Squeaks?

00:43:33.065 --> 00:43:34.764
Michael Jackson and the Squeaks?

00:43:34.764 --> 00:43:35.286
No, we allowed them to.

00:43:35.286 --> 00:43:36.030
Gladys Knight and the Squeaks.

00:43:36.030 --> 00:43:37.076
Michael Jackson and the Squeaks.

00:43:37.076 --> 00:43:37.780
No, we allowed them to.

00:43:37.780 --> 00:43:40.987
Gladys Knight and the Pips.

00:43:41.548 --> 00:43:49.650
Yeah, see, see how that is, what about Squeaky Byrne and his mule band?

00:43:49.650 --> 00:43:51.739
That sounds ridiculous.

00:43:51.739 --> 00:43:52.878
You don't remember them, do you?

00:43:52.878 --> 00:43:54.286
No, that sounds stupid.

00:43:54.286 --> 00:43:55.023
You're making shit up now.

00:43:55.023 --> 00:43:56.152
No, no, no, yeah, you know jealousy is a disease, do you?

00:43:56.152 --> 00:43:56.614
No, that sounds stupid.

00:43:56.614 --> 00:43:57.137
You're making shit up now.

00:43:57.137 --> 00:44:00.226
No, no, no, yeah, you know jealousy is a disease.

00:44:00.226 --> 00:44:02.831
Squeak, no, yeah, yes, it is.

00:44:02.831 --> 00:44:06.269
Well, it might be a disease, but I don't have it.

00:44:06.269 --> 00:44:09.724
You don't have what?

00:44:09.724 --> 00:44:14.262
Jealousy or disease, either one, I'm not sure of that.

00:44:14.262 --> 00:44:21.429
Well, but anywho, who Did you get any of the gummies that the guys left for us?

00:44:21.429 --> 00:44:29.407
I did, and I've adjusted very well, adjusted to the gummies.

00:44:29.407 --> 00:44:32.244
Oh, cool, okay, excellent, yeah it is.

00:44:33.039 --> 00:44:34.527
Right now it pretty much is.

00:44:34.527 --> 00:44:36.465
It's all right.

00:44:36.465 --> 00:44:46.469
Well, let's put it this way Okay, I've had three monster big Slim, jims and, and four beers, six beers, four, six.

00:44:46.469 --> 00:44:52.199
I just opened this one, so that's eight beers.

00:44:52.199 --> 00:44:57.362
No four it will be when I'm done, according to your math.

00:44:57.362 --> 00:44:58.907
Okay, there you go.

00:44:58.907 --> 00:45:00.880
See, you're learning, buddy, you're learning.

00:45:00.880 --> 00:45:02.686
I'm not learning, I'm just knowing.

00:45:02.686 --> 00:45:06.626
I said your math, which everybody knows.

00:45:06.626 --> 00:45:08.902
Again, we discussed this.

00:45:08.902 --> 00:45:11.864
Tom and Mike have broken this down.

00:45:11.864 --> 00:45:13.619
Mike's right.

00:45:13.619 --> 00:45:17.280
What About the beer?

00:45:17.280 --> 00:45:19.394
What are you right about?

00:45:19.394 --> 00:45:23.269
If I had two 12-ounce beers, I'd drink those.

00:45:23.269 --> 00:45:24.134
That's all I had.

00:45:24.134 --> 00:45:27.184
And you had that one 24-ounce beer.

00:45:27.184 --> 00:45:28.922
We drank the same amount of beer.

00:45:29.237 --> 00:45:31.079
That's all I'd have, but we drank the same amount.

00:45:31.079 --> 00:45:33.534
Yeah, just because you opened one and I'd have, but we drank the same amount.

00:45:33.534 --> 00:45:36.380
Yeah, just because you opened one and I opened two.

00:45:36.380 --> 00:45:38.867
That's still the same, not really.

00:45:38.867 --> 00:45:40.617
Twelve and twelve is twenty-four.

00:45:40.617 --> 00:45:41.378
What's that?

00:45:41.378 --> 00:45:44.324
Savings?

00:45:44.324 --> 00:45:46.967
Twenty-four Savings?

00:45:46.967 --> 00:45:48.230
I don't know savings?

00:45:48.230 --> 00:45:50.842
You have two bottles, I have one.

00:45:50.842 --> 00:45:55.367
Okay, yeah, I'm saving Mother Earth.

00:45:55.367 --> 00:45:57.670
Oh goodness, sweet, you're not doing shit.

00:45:57.670 --> 00:45:59.530
I jumped on that bandwagon.

00:45:59.572 --> 00:46:01.907
Now, who the hell are you freaking?

00:46:01.907 --> 00:46:05.382
Oh, come on, I have free-range chickens.

00:46:05.382 --> 00:46:10.744
I'm telling you, those are your neighbor's chickens.

00:46:10.744 --> 00:46:16.347
No, no, no, my free-range chickens don't wear underwear or nothing.

00:46:16.347 --> 00:46:21.144
They just free range all over the yard and stuff their ass.

00:46:21.144 --> 00:46:25.682
Yeah, okay, have you never even seen a bare ass chicken?

00:46:25.682 --> 00:46:26.666
I have, I have.

00:46:26.666 --> 00:46:29.034
Yeah, that's what mine look like.

00:46:29.034 --> 00:46:35.632
But again, you can't keep taking your neighbor's chickens just because they're free-ranging to your yard.

00:46:35.632 --> 00:46:37.621
Yeah, you can't do that.

00:46:37.621 --> 00:46:41.262
So what about all these?

00:46:41.262 --> 00:46:45.059
I'm not going to go there.

00:46:45.059 --> 00:46:48.224
But there's these people that are really not supposed to be here.

00:46:48.224 --> 00:46:51.940
Yeah, who Are they free-range?

00:46:51.940 --> 00:46:55.862
If they wander in here, we take care of them.

00:46:55.862 --> 00:46:59.509
Yeah, you can, really.

00:46:59.509 --> 00:47:02.103
That's because they don't belong to anybody.

00:47:02.103 --> 00:47:05.224
They do belong to their own place.

00:47:05.224 --> 00:47:07.402
Then they need to go back to their own place.

00:47:07.797 --> 00:47:10.934
And then they can come here and stuff.

00:47:10.934 --> 00:47:15.045
Anyway, we ought to go somewhere else.

00:47:15.045 --> 00:47:17.601
What are you saying?

00:47:17.601 --> 00:47:18.764
Go somewhere else.

00:47:18.764 --> 00:47:21.244
Yeah, before it gets out of hand.

00:47:21.244 --> 00:47:22.581
What are you saying?

00:47:22.581 --> 00:47:24.438
Do you even know what you're talking about?

00:47:24.438 --> 00:47:26.324
Go there, it goes.

00:47:27.126 --> 00:47:27.726
Yes.

00:47:28.076 --> 00:47:29.072
That's what I was talking about.

00:47:29.072 --> 00:47:31.525
Well, you're kind of like well, I need to go somewhere.

00:47:31.525 --> 00:47:35.664
Well, I didn't want to hurt anybody's feelings.

00:47:35.664 --> 00:47:38.663
Everybody talks about what a bitch I am.

00:47:38.663 --> 00:47:39.905
Wait a minute.

00:47:39.905 --> 00:47:42.965
Squeak is all of a sudden worried about feelings.

00:47:42.965 --> 00:47:44.481
What the hell's wrong with you?

00:47:45.155 --> 00:47:48.614
Did you hit your head on that helicopter ride or some shit?

00:47:48.614 --> 00:47:52.226
I think I'm still coming down from the ride.

00:47:52.226 --> 00:47:54.684
Ah, so it was an excellent high.

00:47:54.684 --> 00:48:01.242
Have you ever hung from a rope Swinging in, did you?

00:48:01.242 --> 00:48:08.847
Oh yeah, I'm telling you it was a ride that I don't want to take next week.

00:48:09.315 --> 00:48:11.202
But they had you in that basket thing.

00:48:11.202 --> 00:48:15.083
Where was the basket?

00:48:15.083 --> 00:48:17.286
People get rescued from that all the time.

00:48:17.286 --> 00:48:20.222
They put them in that basket and they carry them away.

00:48:20.222 --> 00:48:22.940
No, no, no, there was no basket.

00:48:22.940 --> 00:48:27.313
No, oopsie, these are a very good pair of gloves.

00:48:27.313 --> 00:48:29.742
Just hold tight to the rope.

00:48:29.742 --> 00:48:34.043
There's a knot for your feet to stand on.

00:48:34.043 --> 00:48:44.925
Woo-hoo, ah, no, let me tell you, I've flown here, I've flown there, but I will never fly there again, motherfuckers.

00:48:44.925 --> 00:48:51.266
And now I'm telling you, if they don't send me a ride, a real ride, no, I don't.

00:48:51.266 --> 00:48:55.661
People would pay for that kind of ride Exhilarating.

00:48:55.701 --> 00:48:56.021
You know.

00:48:56.021 --> 00:48:57.742
The only thing keeping me here.

00:48:57.742 --> 00:48:59.039
What's that?

00:48:59.039 --> 00:49:00.744
Squeak Is knowing Me?

00:49:00.744 --> 00:49:11.063
Nope, it's knowing that next time we come here I get to talk about music, because, oh, did that thing bummed you out today?

00:49:11.063 --> 00:49:12.356
Did you hear them?

00:49:12.356 --> 00:49:15.221
Dumbass songs, that is some good songs.

00:49:15.221 --> 00:49:18.409
Well, I got some good songs.

00:49:18.409 --> 00:49:20.021
Squeak, why are you so miserable?

00:49:20.021 --> 00:49:23.304
No, no, this is happy songs.

00:49:23.514 --> 00:49:27.346
Obviously, folks, squeak couldn't handle a little helicopter ride.

00:49:27.346 --> 00:49:32.922
He got a good ride from Troy, but nope, troy don't know how to fly a damn helicopter.

00:49:32.922 --> 00:49:38.123
And, by the way, by the way, I might add, that's an uh-oh that they forgot the basket.

00:49:38.123 --> 00:49:39.581
Should have been a basket for you.

00:49:39.581 --> 00:49:41.159
There should have been.

00:49:41.159 --> 00:49:47.621
Well, or, or hear me out, you could bring your own seat.

00:49:47.621 --> 00:49:51.159
No, why would I have to do that?

00:49:51.159 --> 00:49:55.384
Listen, oh, troy, it was an uh-oh that he forgot the basket.

00:49:55.384 --> 00:49:59.003
Yeah, see, I can just hear that now at my funeral.

00:49:59.003 --> 00:50:01.141
Here lies Squeak.

00:50:01.141 --> 00:50:04.288
He died of an uh-oh.

00:50:04.288 --> 00:50:08.586
What the hell is that?

00:50:08.586 --> 00:50:09.550
You know what?

00:50:09.550 --> 00:50:15.007
Let's move on to the music, all right, folks?

00:50:15.007 --> 00:50:17.340
Yeah, we're going to run along now.

00:50:17.340 --> 00:50:19.061
Squeak's a little uptight still.

00:50:19.657 --> 00:50:20.947
I'm a little irritated, gotta tell you.

00:50:20.947 --> 00:50:23.922
We'll be back in a couple weeks.

00:50:23.922 --> 00:50:25.103
At least I will.

00:50:25.103 --> 00:50:28.382
Yeah, Hopefully you have a better ride.

00:50:28.382 --> 00:50:32.005
Squeak, yeah, or the obituary will be very sad.

00:50:32.005 --> 00:50:34.679
Ah, later folks.

00:50:34.679 --> 00:50:35.501
Bye.

00:50:39.489 --> 00:50:41.474
Oh boy, a little wound up.

00:50:41.474 --> 00:50:42.960
A little wound up for sure.

00:50:42.960 --> 00:50:45.302
Squeak Falling out of a helicopter.

00:50:45.302 --> 00:50:47.362
Only Squeak can pull that one off.

00:50:48.416 --> 00:50:51.786
I wonder how far he really went on the end of that road Exactly.

00:50:52.677 --> 00:50:53.621
Give him the little squirt.

00:50:53.621 --> 00:50:55.541
Freaking kudos, Manny Hang on.

00:50:55.755 --> 00:50:57.682
Why is there never videos for that?

00:50:57.936 --> 00:50:59.161
I don't understand either.

00:50:59.161 --> 00:51:03.219
That's the ones we need videos for, yeah, and then, what Didn't like our music?

00:51:04.443 --> 00:51:06.601
Yeah, what kind of music is he listening?

00:51:06.621 --> 00:51:07.344
to oh boy.

00:51:07.795 --> 00:51:10.697
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, Two fish two fish, red fish, blue fish, dr.

00:51:10.697 --> 00:51:12.679
Demento hour for him or some shit.

00:51:12.699 --> 00:51:20.664
I guess we're going to find out Right, but that was a good podcast today, I thought Tom yes, it was, I enjoyed it.

00:51:20.664 --> 00:51:24.268
It was very enjoyable listening to Squeak's little journey over here.

00:51:24.608 --> 00:51:27.811
And the nostalgic music that was a place for me.

00:51:27.831 --> 00:51:28.612
Yeah, I dig that too.

00:51:28.612 --> 00:51:29.952
I dug that, that was good.

00:51:30.574 --> 00:51:31.677
That's why I can't wait until next time.

00:51:31.697 --> 00:51:33.021
We'll be talking about 71.

00:51:33.021 --> 00:51:35.186
So that'll be nice.

00:51:35.226 --> 00:51:35.327
Yep.

00:51:35.327 --> 00:51:36.922
Next time it'll be 71.

00:51:37.054 --> 00:51:38.418
Yeah, do a little reminiscing.

00:51:38.418 --> 00:51:41.146
See well, geez 71.

00:51:41.146 --> 00:51:42.820
I was eight years old.

00:51:43.175 --> 00:51:44.199
Yeah, I was.

00:51:45.195 --> 00:51:46.018
You're still young.

00:51:46.018 --> 00:51:47.423
I was, we're still young.

00:51:47.423 --> 00:51:48.739
What am I saying?

00:51:48.759 --> 00:51:52.849
We're both still young, but everybody wonders how do you like music?

00:51:52.849 --> 00:51:54.394
A little background.

00:51:54.394 --> 00:52:00.768
I was accompanied with many, many older siblings.

00:52:00.768 --> 00:52:02.798
I was the youngest of nine.

00:52:04.605 --> 00:52:05.005
Damn.

00:52:05.315 --> 00:52:08.820
And I was born in 67, so if that tells you anything, yeah, yay.

00:52:10.244 --> 00:52:10.585
Not me.

00:52:10.585 --> 00:52:15.820
The oldest Four Sounds so sad.

00:52:17.795 --> 00:52:20.244
You guys probably had leftovers, yeah right.

00:52:22.077 --> 00:52:24.465
Looking forward to that next time, Tom.

00:52:24.465 --> 00:52:30.632
In the meantime, everybody, you can listen to us on our website, mtalpodcom.

00:52:30.873 --> 00:52:31.054
Yeah.

00:52:31.677 --> 00:52:36.358
Little microphone on the bottom you can leave comments and don't be too nasty.

00:52:36.358 --> 00:52:38.420
But it's okay, we don't mind criticism.

00:52:38.420 --> 00:52:43.179
We actually would appreciate some input, yeah yeah, some feedback.

00:52:43.179 --> 00:52:51.527
Exactly, and you can listen to us on Spotify iHeart, Amazon, Deezer, DeepCastFM.

00:52:51.688 --> 00:52:52.590
Yeah, that's a good one.

00:52:53.115 --> 00:52:54.001
That's a really good one.

00:52:54.001 --> 00:52:57.806
If you actually read the description about our podcast, that one nails it.

00:52:57.806 --> 00:53:03.304
We're on Buzzsprout too, yep, but I guess that's it Until next time, tom.

00:53:03.675 --> 00:53:05.340
I'm excited about next time.

00:53:05.340 --> 00:53:10.302
Absolutely there you go, and let's always thank God for the gift of Gab.

00:53:10.483 --> 00:53:12.036
Absolutely Tom, Everybody.

00:53:12.036 --> 00:53:14.684
God bless, Take care Until next time.

00:53:15.295 --> 00:53:15.394
Later.

00:53:15.394 --> 00:53:30.746
And that, dear listeners, wraps up another deeply confusing, mildly entertaining and accidentally insightful episode of the MT Alternative Podcast, where the only thing more questionable than our facts is our sense of direction.

00:53:30.746 --> 00:53:37.760
Huge thanks to Mike and Tom for once again proving that two brains are just barely enough.

00:53:37.760 --> 00:54:07.186
Thank you, and, enemies alike, you can find us wherever quality podcasts go to question their life choices Spotify, amazon Music, iheartradio, deezer, deepcast, buzzsprout and, of course, our digital mothership, m-t-a-l-t-p-o-dcom.

00:54:07.186 --> 00:54:13.222
Until next time, I'm Daniel signing off before Mike tries to explain economics again.

00:54:13.222 --> 00:54:19.860
Stay weird, stay sceptical and, for the love of all things logical, lower your expectations.

00:54:19.860 --> 00:54:21.164
It really helps.